Tuesday, November 12, 2013

Blind Item #8

The award for most meth use in a single three day weekend goes to this former Gossip Girl actress who was smoking when she made plans to meet her friend for dinner right after the bowl she was smoking and was still smoking yesterday afternoon when the friend came in person to check up on her.

33 comments:

canadachick said...

Raccoon eyes Taylor Monsen

Count Jerkula said...

That is hot, but you really should be able to do enough meth on Friday to stay up all weekend w/o having to do more. Unless the effect is fleeting when smoking it, I don't know. I have only smoked weed and shrooms.

sandybrook said...

Taylor Momsen

L said...

Is it still called bowl even if it's not pot?

sandybrook said...

@Count your troll tried to hit on me last night! Asked me if I wanted to Skype :(

Count Jerkula said...

I just googled the broad to see what she looks like and them raccoon eyes pics are getting me going. All that eye make up mixing with tears and streaking down her cheeks during a depraved, tweeked out fuck fest would be about the hottest thing EVER.

Count Jerkula said...

@Sandybrook: Yeah? Via email or in a comment section?

I knew the troll was just a lonely, mental broad, hating on me for making her horny while she has no outlet for such feelings.

Amber said...

I know this is Little J, but I really wish it was Lively.

And holy crap...Little J either OD'd on the contouring makeup or she got the Jackson Special at the Plastic Doc.

Sugar said...

Count, your troll is just plain MEAN. sad face.

aemish said...

Whodathunkit. People have an appetite for dinner while on meth.

aemish said...

@Amber.. scared of THAT!

ladybaus said...

it could be that other one---the one that played Vanessa who always shows up on blinds

Feed Watcher said...

How would one smoke shrooms?

That's a new one on me...

sandybrook said...

@Count in the comments in the pictures area the set with Kaley Cuoco totally out of the blue. I hadn't even posted there. Didn't confuse me as a female either called me bro.

Count Jerkula said...

@Aemish: You never feel hungry, but if you sit down to eat, you can.

MM said...

@derek harvey - My thoughts exactly. Could be Jessica Szohr.

__-__=__ said...

Sad. So many people, so drugged up, yet still not causing as much harm to others like Lohan. Amazing!!!!!!!

Count Jerkula said...

Shoulda got the Skype address, Sandy.

Anyone think Fugazi Enty is shady enough to trade Fake Count's IP address for a decent blind item?

If the stupid troll was pathetic enough to not realize the profile would give away they aren't me, they probably too stupid to use a proxy. I only mention this because it is too late to use a proxy now, as the IP is already logged numerous times.

For 2 blind items, you think Fugazi Enty would make an Entern search the database for other screen names posting from said IP?

Whattaya think I could get just for linking the Jenna Jameson story on porn boards, to bump the clicks?

If you are reading, Fugazi Enty, my email is in my profile. You can initiate negotiations at your leisure.

Amber said...

@Count - Awww...give Fake Count a break. It's probably just some miserable cat lady*.

*Not all cat ladies are miserable. :)

Thiz said...
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Anonymous said...

crack, it is moreish

NYer said...

count, if my memory is right, you are contradicting yourself regarding your recreational activities. not that i care so much, just weird given all the simulacra about.

Count Jerkula said...

@NYer: what is my contradiction? I have used meth, but never smoked it. I would be left wanting without the adrenaline from the burn of snorting it.

NYer said...

my mistake--i did not catch the smoked distinction.

Count Jerkula said...

@NYer: I am glad that was just a misunderstanding. I am nothing w/o my credibility :)

White.God.of.Fuck said...

Signourney Weaver got a drug thing going on right now

White.God.of.Fuck said...

Signourney Weaver got a drug thing going on right now

markla said...

Can't be Momsen - she was on tour with her band.

.robert said...

You'd have to get the IP from Blogger and not enty unles they were dumb enough to email him.

Count Jerkula said...

@Robert: Really? That blows. Another reason WordPress and a stand alone site are better.

Count JerkuIa said...

i have emailed enty several times over the years. ask him nicely and he may give you my ip. what do you think you'll do with it? i sure am on your mind alot lately.

Count Jerkula said...

@Fake Count: LOL! You so sad you gotta use my lines on me? LOL! You are such a good huckleberry.

di butler said...

Definitely Momsen, and holy crap indeed, Amber! It looks like Kim Lardashian's contourer got ahold of her.

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