Monday, November 25, 2013

Blind Item #8

This very tall B list mostly movie actress with children who is still young but has been acting for what seems like forever got into a huge fight at a restaurant with her boyfriend. She kept excusing herself to go to the bathroom for some coke and he was getting more and more upset. They finally started yelling at each other. He was complaining about her constant coke use and she started yelling about how she wished he had a d**k she could feel when they had sex.

39 comments:

Jonathan Andrew Sheen said...

I'm just going to sit here and let the class waft over me....

Harry Knuckles said...

Maybe the dick problem has more to do with her cavernous vagina.

HannahBanana said...

Is Uma Thurman married?

Lisa Joanie said...

Uma was my first thought.

Derek Harvey said...

Liv Tyler

MontanaMarriott said...

Uma 5"11 Thurman

hairydawg said...

Yup. Big Vagina.

Derek Harvey said...

I dont think Uma is considered young

Amber said...

@Derek - well, she's not old enough to order off the Early Bird menu at Perkins.

sandybrook said...

I think Derek got it Uma has no children.

Amber said...

@sandybrook - Uma has 3 kids. 2 w/Ethan Hawke & 1 w/some other dude.

sandybrook said...

Although I hate to think Livvie is using.

sandybrook said...

My bad then Amber. I had her confused with Cameron Diaz for a sec. Its Monday :(

MISCH said...

Does anyone read the things Ethan Hawke said about her V.J he was gross

OneEyeCharlie said...

You can stick a 2x4 into a mop bucket, and it still won't touch the sides.

Amber said...

@sandybrook - Awww!

sandybrook said...

A bad bad case Amber. :)

Seven of Eleven said...

LOL @ Amber, the Early Bird menu! Love Dave Barry!

The Dude said...

Let's go old school for the guess, Geena Davis.

Mama Abroad said...

I think she was the popular guess for the pregnant woman who stopped her drug use cold turkey when she found out she was pregnant. The recent baby.

Snapdragon said...

Yeah, it's HER fault she can't feel his dick. *rolls eyes*

Magnus 21 Gunz said...

@Snapdragon...well if she put coke in her snatch then she wouldn't feel a thing...LOL

Lucas said...

Exactly @Snapdragon.

gypsygirl said...

Nooo. what has he said?and where was it published?

Count Jerkula said...

Dude should be all lovey dovey with her one night. Romantic dinner, candles and massage when they get home. Get her in doggy position and ram his cock into her cornhole as hard as he can. Yell, "Can you feel that, ya cunt." When she screams for him to stop and get out, throw his keys on the bed, grab his suit case and split. Sell that story and stories of her coke use and shloppy box to TMZ.

msgirl said...

In Hollywood Uma is old, so not sure it's her. But she is the first I thought of. And she has been around a long time, Kill Bill, Pulp Fictionl was ages ago!

Kristin said...

You can't churn butter with a toothpick.

olliebolliesnollie said...

Lolz micropenis!

Jessie said...

Uma certainly isn't old but this seems to imply that this actress is young to have children. As usual, I don't actually have a guess

Brenda L said...

Maybe they could have waited till they got home to have that conversation?

caroline david said...

Tilda winston?

RowdyRodimus said...

A guy makes a fuss about a woman having small tits and he's a misogynist, a woman makes a fuss about a guy having a small dick and it's "Go Girl!"

It's weird that the world makes such a big deal about something that a person has NO control over (such as the size of a mans penis) but we give people a pass for destructive habits such as drug use that they have complete control over.

auntliddy said...

Yes, a lovely charming conversation. Very classy

Hegg said...

Laura Dern??

Just Another Girl said...

Leelee Sobiesky?

shokov said...

I was thinking Jenna Elfman but scientologist dont do drugs right?

B. Profane said...

"scientologist dont do drugs right?"

Hah! Tell that to Kirstie Alley. They're all huge chain smokers, for one thing. For another, whatever they say against drug use, they turn a blind eye to it because it gives them more auditing blackmail material.

Uma has been looking middle-age mommy porky in recent bikini shots, so I kinda doubt it's her. You can be a cokehead and still chubby, but a really serious user wouldn't have thigh flab.

fancyscreenname said...

Well she is still young has "kids", so perhaps he's not the problem? If his penis wasn't a problem before the kids, then maybe she's never heard of Kegel exercises? Gotta work those muscles out, especially after child birth. Muscles don't stay taut on their own. Get a clue sweetie. Put down the coke and invest in some BEN WA balls.

rajahcat said...

nice dinner convo