Friday, November 15, 2013

Blind Item #9

This A list actor who used to be A+ and is in danger of dropping to B+ if he doesn't get a hit does not even sleep with his former B list mostly television actress wife. Sex is pretty rare too.

30 comments:

VIPblonde said...

More Ryan and Blake?

derek harvey said...

will and jada easy easy

VIPblonde said...

Reynolds Butt

Kristin said...

Will Smith
Michael J Fox

Kristina Hubley said...

Blake and Ryan ftw!

Bunni said...

@VIP How about Bruce Willis?

Steampunk Jazz said...

I like your reply. I can't think what Jada has done within the last 10 years to rate former anything.

VIPblonde said...

@Bunni You mean for the blind, or for the peen?

derek harvey said...

@Steampunk well besides raising 2 of the most brilliant and humble children on the planet she was on a show called Hawthorne (whatever the f that was?) and does voice work for big budget animation

Basil said...

How about Harrison and Calista?

Angela said...

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes five years ago.

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Tina Mallette said...

Russell Brand?? I am speechless.

NomNom83 said...

Blake Lively or Ryan Reynolds, if you are reading this:

*Get out, now!*

The blog posts are coming from INSIDE THE HOUSE!

Call the cops and tell them to look for an obese man with an iPhone hiding in the closet or behind the curtains. He responds to "Enty" and can be distracted with bacon. Or donuts.

Blake -- now is a good time for you to whip up something homemade. Not in YOUR kitchen, of course. Maybe run to the neighbor's.

God speed.

KT said...

you funny. (note to self: buy Depends)

auntliddy said...

So what? Who cares?

Renoblondee said...

LOL @NomNom

Eros said...

Could be blake/ryan or will/jada actually.

skipper said...

Will and Jada..Will is/was A+, Ryan is A/B...

lostathome said...

Want to make this Broderick and SJP but I guess not

fancyscreenname said...

((Yawn))

Alita said...

Hee @Nomnom!

Persiaa said...

That's brilliant, Nomnom.
It sounds like Blake and Ryan.

di butler said...

This is Bland Beigely and Ryawn Reynolds. So... CT Inn Sexy. Hot.

Massive G said...

I'll fuck and suck Blake, no problem.

Andy said...

Run Blake, run!

(call me?)

fancyscreenname said...

@Andy

She will not call u. She likes her men difficult. Ooops, I mean "challenging".

Lol

FrenchGirl said...

Reynolds never was A+ list or even A list

Danni P said...

i agree @FrenchGirl maybe B list, but never A! Gotta be Will and Jada ..... If Blake and Ryan are having these troubles already, it's a shame!

Danni P said...

i agree @FrenchGirl maybe B list, but never A! Gotta be Will and Jada ..... If Blake and Ryan are having these troubles already, it's a shame!