Friday, November 15, 2013

Blind Items Revealed

May 9, 2013

The title kind of reminds me of one of those very slim romance novels. All that is missing is a half naked Fabio on the cover holding a woman tightly. I remember reading one time about an author who had written thousands of those books. She was a very rich woman. Do people still write those kinds of books? Are they less guilty to read if you do so on your Kindle? Anyway, this is kind of like one of those romance novels, except this actually happened and because it is Hollywood, there are a few other twists and I won't be referring to any body parts as a hard sheath.

This actress is probably B list now. She used to be A list, but owes it to one special role. Mostly movies. Very attractive, but very awkward. Our actress was a virgin until she was 18. Never really even did much more than a quick kiss to any guy before that. That all changed in one night. Our actress went out one night and met a man. A man more than twice her age. A man who dates several women each week. It took about two hours before the man had her back at his place and where she spent the night. And got in a lot of trouble from her parents. They then nearly hit the roof when they found out who her "boyfriend" was. They refused to let her see him. I know, I know, but even at 18, she listened, or they thought she did. It turns out though, our actress is a very good actress and had no problems making up reasons to go out and would go see her boyfriend. When that became harder she started dating a guy she knew her parents would love. The guy was  gay, but with a few dollars in his pocket and the occasional spotting in public by the paps to show her parents in the tabloids she was able to continue seeing her boyfriend. This went on for several years. Breakups when he would cheat, and her canceling events and not taking work to try and get closer to him at all times. They finally split not that long ago. She had enough of his cheating and there is no way he was ever going to commit to her.

Emma Watson

97 comments:

Sugar said...

Bat call out to Marieeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Seven of Eleven said...

Paging Marieee!!

:b

Seven of Eleven said...

JINX!

TalksTooMuch said...

Omigod, JAS is going to blow a blood vessel in his head.

Steampunk Jazz said...

So who's the older man?

texas rose said...

Who was the guy twice her age- butler or someone like that?

snookiemonster said...

Hugh Grant!

Amber said...

Maybe the man isn't famous? I feel kind of sad for her!

texas rose said...

Original comments don't help- only one two guesses her and no speculation of guy.

Amber said...

To clarify, maybe where it says "...when they found out who her 'boyfriend' was..." is just that they found out he's 40 - not necessarily someone famous.

VIPblonde said...

Doesn't say the guy is famous, but if he is, my money's on Jude Law. Wasn't he on Broadway when she was going to school on the East coast?

derek harvey said...

lmao "marrrieeee" you guys crack me up

SNJ said...

Who was the cherry poppin' daddy?

MeanieRhysie said...

Whooooooeeeee, JAS is gonna freakkkk!!!

Isn't there another one?

SNJ said...

Who was the cherry poppin' daddy?

Kristin said...

@texas rose I was more interested to see someone's username was Poop Taster.

Sugar said...

Ha!
I was bored enough once to peruse that wacky website and that blogger be cray. She details absolutely everything Emma has ever said and points out every single contradiction, big or small. It's very tedious. But Marieee made me curious so I checked it out. Thanks for making me waste my precious time, Marieee! ;-)

VIPblonde said...

@Kristin Ha! I didn't know that John Mayer commented here ;)

a said...

That's sad. No wonder she withdrew so much after HP, and transferred out of Brown.

msgirl said...

Aw I'm glad Emma dumped him, she really is an innocent isn't she.

Kristin said...

@texas and @Talks Too Much the cherry poppin daddy is definitely Andy Garcia. There is no other solution.

sandybrook said...

Emma Watson is 22 or 23 now what constitutes"several" years in this Enty's world if all this started when she was 18? And she was incollege at Brown for awhile and quit and went home and came back to college in America during this time too.

dawn davenport said...

so the gay guy is Daniel Radcliffe? The only guy she dated in 2008 and 2009 that she was papped with...

TalksTooMuch said...

What's that you say, Kristin?? ANDY GARCIA?? Hmmm, that's certainly challenging the ol FRONTAL lobes

Renoblondee said...

Marieeee!
Awww, that sucks for a young girl!

derek harvey said...

another story to add to that weird anti-Emma blog
that blog was so lame
saying stupid shit like "Emma claims to not be into materialistic fashion but in 2011 she was wearing a Gucci purse"

texas rose said...

eww Kristin - that walking shag carpet was her first?

Count Jerkula said...

No wonder the poor girl cries during sex, she is still in love with that douche and misses him.


Emma, sweetheart, if you need any consoling, or a slump buster, my email address is available in my profile. I will pamper you and make sweet love to you for an evening or a weekend, whichever you choose to pay for a room for, and I will do my best to get your mind off this cad. I'm talking bathing you, massage with multiple happy endings, intense love making, and warm towel clean up. I'll feed you what you order from room service while you luxuriate, nude in bed, and I'll even do some grooming if it is needed.

All I ask for is you cover my expenses of 12pk, 1 doobie a day, and a cellphone snap of your butt for my troubles.

Brenda L said...

I remember rumors about the guy from the Razorlight band, but he wouldn't be twice her age.

Sugar said...

I'll step in for VIP, TTM! Andy Garcia full frontal

MeanieRhysie said...

Sugar!!!! ;(

TalksTooMuch said...

Wow, it's everything I expected, and so much, um, furrier! Is this from the seventies, Sugar?

Sugar said...

I'm uncertain of the time frame this pic of Andy was taken but it was the best one I found because of the way he is presenting.
It's sexy.

TalksTooMuch said...

Well, he certainly is, isn't he?? I'm a little embarrassed, here I call myself a fan and I didn't even know he is a fellow ginger!

KT said...

looked like Demi Moore's ginger cousin... BOOM

texas rose said...

Talkstoomuch - Haven't you ever seen a picture of him shirtless? I'll stand by my description of walking shag carpet.( maybe for a movie where they had someone shear him:)

texas rose said...

maybe except for a movie where they had to shear him.

Sis said...

Damn my family is home sick, and I can't click on the photo, especially since they are in screen view, I'll click later on then, darn it.

texas rose said...

It is a safe picture of an orangutang.

Basil said...

Poor Emma. Oh well, happens to everyone at least once.

Sugar said...

IT'S ANDY GARCIA! NAKED!

Violet said...

This isn't even a good story. It's a pretty much run of the mill normal relationship type stuff whilst you're growing up. 'Girl stays virgin til 18 shocker'. 'Goes out with a bit of a bad boy shocker' 'doesn't tell parents shocker'. I mean good for her - she's pretty much shunned all the crap stuff that almost seems the norm if you read this site too much.

Count Jerkula said...
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Count Jerkula said...

Deleted my comment, wrong post.

texas rose said...

Come on sugar - cut her a break.

Countervail said...

The gay guy is Jay Barrymore right?

Marieeee said...

Here I am, guys!

No problem. It's quite an interesting read, isn't it?

esseva said...

Omg I'd forgotten all about the term "slump buster"! Made my morning.

Sugar said...

Sorry, cut who a break?

V said...

That's just mean @Sugar :)

Jeri said...

Why does everyone think it's Andy Garcia?

texas rose said...

Sis^^^^^ 10:28

TalksTooMuch said...

Because Andy Garcia is all. And all is Andy Garcia. Namaste.

texas rose said...

Jeri - no idea- Kristin threw it out.

Pip said...

I still want to browse the Emma Watson site that Mariiieeee brought up, one of these days.

So she knew he was gay, but it took a few years for her to realize he wasn't going to commit? All she had to do was look at her vagina, and know he wasn't going to commit.

Count Jerkula said...

No Pip. She was banging bad boy, while showing a gay one to mom and pop.

Marieeee said...

It's very informative.

www.meettherealemmawatson.blogspot.com

Sugar said...

Sorry, V. I'm going to go and stand in the corner now.

Sugar said...

My apologies to Sis if I made her feel bad.

Jonathan Andrew Sheen said...

I'm not buying this one.

Emma Watson turned 18 on Tuesday, April 15th, 2008. The following Saturday, April 19th, she attended a birthday party bash in your honor. It's a pretty famous event, because it was when she was arriving for this event that she was the victim of paparazzi "upskirt" photographs, revealing that she was wearing sexy see-through panties (and that, at that point, at least, she didn't shave.) That party was the world's introduction to 28-year-old Jay Barrymore as her boyfriend, and she spent the evening making out with him at the party in the club, and the night with him in a rented room upstairs. This was all over the press at the time.

Now, I have no problem with the notion of Barrymore as a gay "cover-up" fake BF, but I do think the timing to set this all up is ridiculous. Tuesday night, she gets picked up and deflowered, and between Wednesday and Saturday gets nailed by her parents, fights with them, comes up with the plan, fakes acceding to their demands, finds a suitable gay fake BF, hires him, and arranges for him to show up at the Saturday night soiree? That's a bit rich, isn't it?

Now, the fan press for all three of the main Harry Potter kids is ridiculously obsessive. That hate-blog you guys have been talking about? Mildly obsessive compared to her fans. They dig into everything and know everything. (There was a "fan" group that she sued years earlier for hacking her e-mail, for instance. {And, by the way, that e-mail, from when she was 15 or 16, talked about her sex life with a rugby player named Tom Ducker. There are doubts about the legitimacy of that e-mail -- I have my own doubts due to problems with spelling and sentence structure not being up to her standards [based on publicized grades,] but she did sue over it.}) If there was a huge blow-up between Emma and her parents, I'm sure that would be out there.

Now, in February of '08, there were stories in the mainstream press of Emma having hooked up with rocker/druggie Johnny Borrell, and her parents pitching a fit, but Borrell was born in 1980, so he wasn't twice her age or anything like it. Emma said publicly that she had only shared a cab with him, and the rest was an invention of Britain's tabloid press.

I'm more inclined to believe her than Enty.

NYer said...

why does russell brand spring to mind? how old is he?

Shit You Can't Buy said...

What about Colin Farrell?

TalksTooMuch said...

Just lie down for a bit with a cool cloth, it will help the throbbing temple, JAS

Jonathan Andrew Sheen said...
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Jonathan Andrew Sheen said...

TalksTooMuch, please. That's a perfectly straightforward outline of the history. I promise you, there's nothing that would upset me about the possibility that Emma would get busy with a man twice her age!

MeanieRhysie said...

Just wish it was you, right?

TalksTooMuch said...

JAS, no, no I don't imagine that part would bother you whatsoever. I was just concerned you were going to hurt yourself. Angry keyboarding can easily lead to hurt fingers and firmly poked computer screens.

Johnny said...

EW is a nice lady and there is no reason to hate on her.

Jeri said...

Thanks Texas-Rose, maybe its like those hillarious Betty White guesses.

Jonathan Andrew Sheen said...

Who's angry, TalksTooMuch? I just don't buy the blind, for fairly straightforward reasons of logic.

V said...

Nobody puts Sugar in the corner :)

texas rose said...

Jeri - I suspect there must have been a thread on him lately that we missed. Seems like a few people are in on it and probably had to be there that day to understand. He is quite hairy in real life though.

Kristin said...

Jeri, It's part of our Friday family tradition. Each Friday Eve (that's Thursday) VIP goes through her meticulous catalogue of weiner gifs and celebrity butt shots.

Then, as we all make our poor guesses to the Friday blinds, VIP will oftentimes gift us all with a full frontal shot of said guess. She places the photo gently into a satchel where Falcor, her loyal flying sheepdog, brings it to us all from the heavens.

Talks Too Much was tossing out Andy Garcia's name out in a previous post because, why not? I'd take a look. (TTM's taste in pooper pics is varied and sometimes unsettling, but we still love her)

Anyway, that's how babies are made.

The Real Dragon said...

I dont like Emma but I liked how she played her parents for what its worth.

I wonder who the older guy is.

shopgirl said...

I remember one Oscar year or maybe some other award, EW's parents allowed her to stay out late. Next day there were photos of her in a limo with some older guy. Next thing you hear, she was grounded. Love that her parents are normal.

TalksTooMuch said...

Kristin, you are awesome. I would like my damn friendship necklace.

Ps: that stuff about pooper pics? Don't tell my mom, kay? Besties!

MeanieRhysie said...

Uh, pooper pics?!

*shuddering*

Seven of Eleven said...

Speaking of very slim romance novels...

Sugar said...

My new hero, Kristin

texas rose said...

Kristin - whatever you're on - I hope you brought enough for the whole room:)

TalksTooMuch said...

Meanie, Kristin's just joking! I've never ever asked for a pooper pic! BTW, Kristin totally loves Kristen Stewart and thinks her work in Twilight was transcendent.

Kristin said...

TTM stop trying to conjure up AnnaBelle.

TalksTooMuch said...

Kristin may have even used the words luminous to describe her countenance. I know she said something about those Twilight actors being lucky to have worked with Miss Stewart.

texas rose said...

Get a room you two:)

Kristin said...

Pooper = Butt not literally poop. Didn't anyone else's mom make them call your butt that growing up? Just me? Well this is awkward.

Kristin said...

Yeah, Talks Too Much. You're grossing everyone out with your KStew fantasies.

TalksTooMuch said...

No WONDER the ex was so confused when I would point him towards the washroom when he kept talking about pooper play!

FYI, in our house, it's a bum-bum.

Sian said...

I remember her dating an older guy! Might be a different one though cos there were pics and stuff. One sec.

Sian said...

ohh can't fins it :( maybe i was thinking of thw 28 y/o :(

Alita said...

@Mariee, I know you're less invested Emma Watson these days - good for you.

That said .. sorry @Marie, but seriously @Pip, it's really not informative unless you have the crazy reception running max into your brain.

Alita said...

I remain perplexed that Emma Watson - milky, boring, Ron's bloody love interest, 'ooh has she had a fucking haircut' Watson engenders this degree of interest. With actual fans.

《boggles》

MeanieRhysie said...

@Alita, Ha!!

Jonathan Andrew Sheen said...

Sian: Her "much older" boyfriend was banker Jay Barrymore, first seen with her at her 18th birthday party, when he was 28.

di butler said...

Maybe Emma bought Jude the cock ring that lit up the airport scanner. Escandaloso!

Unknown said...

Is ir Elon Musk? His ex wife is an actress that could have been an Emma Watson worshipped type, but never was

Veruca said...

Wow that is some serious hating on Emma Watson (re: the website Marieee posted).

It's almost shocking the energy the "blogger" has put into her vitriol.

Emma Watson is a young woman who has done rounds and rounds and rounds of press tours; god forbid should she be tired or distracted, because this "Echee" is RIGHT THERE to pick apart every word she says.

Jesus christ, don't go to any of her movies. I just find this campaign creepy. I don't get it. Skip over articles on her in Hello or OK magazine. Sheesh.

shakey said...

Secretly hoping it's Russell Brand.