Saturday, November 16, 2013

Blind Items Revealed

May 21, 2013

It is not a woman he is just dating. This almost A list evenly split television and movie actor has a full-time sober coach. he just wanted her to be hot. One thing has led to another and they are an item.

Jason Segel

33 comments:

HannahBanana said...

Multi task! Hey, whatever works. I like him, if this keeps him happy & sober, good deal.

KellyLynn said...

I agree. Whatever works, right?

fancyscreenname said...

Get it Jason.

He was paying for her services anyway. If u are gonna pay a woman to follow u around and nag u, may as well get a lil. amirite?
:^D
I appreciate a man who does nude scenes. It helps that he's funny too, but yeah, the naked thing is pretty fucking awesome.

sandybrook said...

So when they break up he goes back to hitting shit hard because he doesn't have his hot sober coach anymore. Its all good and next time his reps will get him a hot male sober coach who can help him get hot girls.

HannahBanana said...

I wish I could order up a hot sober coach!! LOL!!! Where u get those at??

Alice Tate said...

ethorne nailed that one.

Olive said...

He's been looking kind of awful, though.

Count Jerkula said...

Is he still paying her?

Kassandra said...

I know he's lost a ton of weight...but didn't we recently read he was hitting the bottle hard again?

Veech said...

Goddamn it. Just date me, Jason.

Carolyn said...

Anyone know how long he has been sober? I will probably sound like a killjoy to a lot of you, but as someone very familiar with the recovery process, new relationships are an incredibly bad idea for quite a while. This is also very unprofessional of the sobriety coach. Remember 28 Days and how they were told to get a plant first, then a pet, etc.? There's a reason for that. Relationships gone wrong are one of the worst triggers out there for alcoholics.

I definitely wish him the best, though, and hope he makes it. I recently started watching HIMYM through Netflix and enjoy his character a lot.

Kassandra said...

I'd stop drinking in a hot second if i could have a live-in, hot, ready/willing/able to let me ride sober coach.

Sex will always trump any mind-altering substance in my book.

timebob said...

she was never a sober coach she was star fucker who bullshitted her way into the job.

It's an insult to the people who really do the work in helping people stay on track.

Carolyn said...

I was wondering if she just hooked up with him for his fame, Timebob.

ethorne said...

@Alice Tate-LOL! I just had a feeling about this one!

Shoutout to VIP!

figgy said...

I agree completely with Timebob. what is unprofessional piece of sHit she is

figgy said...

I agree completely with Timebob. what is unprofessional piece of sHit she is

Ryder's Momma said...

I'll be his sober coach!!!! Drunk or high, I love me some Jason segal. Yummy!

Count Jerkula said...

If I hit the lottery tonight, I'm going to put 2-3 hot sober coaches on payroll. They will be bad at their jobs.

Bowser said...

I call bs on this one. Unless she was paid to act as a sober coach.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2340693/Jason-Segels-gorgeous-new-girlfriend-revealed-coming-actress-Bojana-Novakovic.html

FrenchGirl said...

@Bowser:
LOL
you nail this made-up blind item: his actress girlfriend is paid to act his sober coach and he acted the sober guy

JSierra said...

I feel like jason is headed down a dark path, which breaks my heart. He is my biggest celeb crush.

JoElla said...

he looks so thin on HIMYM.

HannahBanana said...

WORD!!

MeanieRhysie said...

At the end of the day, no one "make* you be sober, but yourself.

Agree with Carolyn.

fancyscreenname said...

Testing....

Anna Katherine Nonymous said...

Plus one hundred

Rach Around said...

Conflict of interest. Completely inappropriate

Rach Around said...

Can't be done - my husband just brought me a six pack of Peroni on the way home

Prolonged Exposure said...

Jason Segel was said to be a major coke hound on here recently.

His girlfriend might want to do some indoor skiing at a nice resort and give up trying until they both need to take a break for some surgery. That septum won't fix itself.

Tina Mallette said...

Having a relationship with your sober coach, not a good idea. Wonder when Holmes and Watson will get it on on Elementary LOL.

The sober coach is the way to make the insurance companies who cover tv and movie productions happy.

Apparently Jonathan Rys Meyers only got part of his pay upfront for Dracula, he got the rest of his money when the season was shot and he had to have a full time sober coach. He headed into rehab, again, apparently right after the show finished filming,

He is lucky that he was talented enough they were willing to cast him in spite of the risk and put a plan in place to keep him sober during filming.

The sober coach may be the way Segal keeps the insurers of his TV show happy.

Tina Mallette said...

If he is not using a real sober coach or dating his sober coach I don't think the insurers will be very happy - he isn't shooting a movie right now is he?

di butler said...

@timebob Yes, this a million times. Star fucker who decided how to turn that mid level pay into big bucks.