Wednesday, November 27, 2013

Blind Items Revealed

January 30, 2013

This former almost A list movie and television actor is still a solid B. Name recognition is good too because of his name. Unusual. His wife has been telling friends that their marriage is sexless. As in they tried it once on their wedding night and have not had it since. He will cuddle her and kiss her but it never goes any further. She thinks it is a phase and he will change. She will probably be saying that to herself several years from now too.

Giovanni Ribisi/Agyness Deyn

20 comments:

Cleodacat said...

That's why you always take them for a test drive before committing.

Seven of Eleven said...

Ah, Beck's brother-in-law is a sexless $cio. Huh.

I still liked his acting in the plane movie.

sandybrook said...

More gay CoS :( Don't they realize Xenu doesn't play that way before they go in?

love/hate said...

Co$ is a great cover: they set you up with a marriage so you don't have to date! And since he's famous, any children he acquires won't be shunned to the SeaOrg.

Bravura said...

Truer words never spoken! Nothing worse than being committed to a relationship where the sex sucks. Did that for three and half years - never again!

Bacon Ranch said...

He sure liked to get busy with that 70's show mom on Friends.
I have no idea why but I always get him confused with the guy from the original CSI.

The Dude said...

Apparently CoS=Gay...

auntliddy said...

Strange, but good actor.

AKM said...

Interesting. Also, some of us would be perfectly content with a just-cuddling-and-kissing arrangment. *shrug*

(But not so much with a CoS dude. Eek.)

Eros said...

Always liked Giovanni as an actor. Dude just disappeared on the acting arena which is a shame because hes talented and has a lot potential.

TalksTooMuch said...

Taking a test drive doesn't always work; sometimes they are all crazy about the secks right up to the marriage and then lose all that lovely libido immediately, even before the ink is dry on the motherhumping wedding certificate.

timebob said...

Giovanni didn't disappear he is just on a shitty sitcom now Dads on Fox.

Flora Goforth said...

@timebob I am pretty sure Dads is going off the schedule soon.

VintagePrincess said...

what is scientology's explanation/treatment of homosexuality? obviously they don't accept it so I'm just curious how they treat it when people confess to gay fantasies during their auditing sessions.

Anotheramy said...

VintagePrincess CoS saves the tapes from those sessions for future use and offers more sessions, at 100k to rid you of those thetans.

di butler said...

Giovanni and Marissa Ribisi, like her hubby, Beck, (hellllo 90s! Miss u!), are all 2nd generation Co$.

Giovanni is probably set between those Friends residual checks and that sweet, sweet Avatard money. Aren't they filming a 2nd one?

Unknown said...

When was he ever a list?

Tyger Lilly said...

He's married to Xenu - he has no need for physical gratification. (Except for the intense "auditing sessions" with those Masterson brothers where the help each other expel the "suppressive persons" from their "vessels".)

Anonymous said...

sandy: bring a Scientologist is more if an indicator of being gay than being caught (as a dude) with a cock in your mouth whilst you tickle the balls.

Anonymous said...

*being.

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