Wednesday, November 27, 2013

Courtney Stodden And Doug Hutchison Don't Have A Prenup

Yesterday when the story broke that Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison didn't have a prenup the world seemed surprised. Why? Yes there is a huge age gap but that is not the reason you get a prenup. You usually get a prenup to make sure you protect what you have already accumulated should you end up getting divorced. What does Doug have? He is a character actor with nothing that great on his resume and was probably not making all that much money. I suppose that he could have paid the money to a lawyer to make sure he got to hang on to his wigs but do you think Courtney really wants them? I think his wigs are more brunette and she is pretty set in always being blonde.

She says they didn't sign one because they were so in love. She says she offered to sign one and he insisted she didn't have to and she probably thought he had millions and was jumping up and down on the inside thinking she was going to be rich because he was in Green Mile so he must be rich. Then she saw the reality and knew she was going to have to go full porn to make any kind of money. Either that or find some guy who was about to die who also didn't want to have sex with her. To her 53 probably seems old enough to die but she really needs to start thinking about the 80 year old range if she wants that plan to work.

24 comments:

Bacon Ranch said...

I'm not surprised he didn't want her to sign one. Isn't Cali a 1/2-1/2 state?
He probably thought he could make her happen.

Freakin' Tooms. Always always creepy.

texas rose said...

I suspect their community assets consist mostly of used condoms and old dirty underwear.

Renoblondee said...

What kind of a fake marriage doesn't use a prenup?

Cleodacat said...

He counted on her being too brainless to go after what he had. You reap what you sow son.

MontanaMarriott said...

Great so they split the $2.31 cents in his savings account.

Henriette said...

Who needs a prenup when there is no money involved?

LottaColada said...

Lol @ these comments

Amy Sliger said...

He's a gross old creepster but to say that he doesn't have anything "that great" on his resume when he's the most famous X-Files villain in history, had a pretty significant role in the Green Mile, and also had a role on one of the top television series ever on Lost, makes you look like a prick.

studio gulag -- said...

Uh, calling Doug Hutchinson a character actor is like calling a butter knife a samurai sword.

Unknown said...

HAHAHA @Montana!

The Dude said...

This is news why?

Amy said...

I loved LOST and had not a clue who this fucker was when they first got together and all the headlines were about Courtney and the star from LOST. He's a big nothing.

Topper Madison said...

Actually, with the porn offers and such, she's probably pulling in more money than he is now, so he may actually end up the winner here.

Dixie_Sugarbaker said...

I imagine she was not able to sign a pre-nup because she was too young to enter into a contract. As she was underage, it would not be a valid contract

Kara said...

I bet she's earned more money than he has during their marriage (you split marital assets, not necessarily everything he owned previously unless it has become commingled). So she's the one that really needed the pre-nup.

car54 said...

Why do they need a pre-nup if neither one of them had big assets --it seems like most of what they have to split is what they made off the novelty of the 2 of them being married

It doesn't sound like she is going to screw him over--and she probably has more future earning power than he does.

Tina Mallette said...

I hope he sues her for support.

Sherry said...

Yeah the comments are pretty hilarious!

Seriously why prenup a fake marriage? It was all publicity for them both.

auntliddy said...

Favorite line:"I believe this boys cheese done slid off his cracker!". Classic!!!!

auntliddy said...

Why doesnt he get custody of one fake tit, and she gets the other? There! They both happy!

timebob said...

Damb it The Green Mile was such a good movie.

Doug was working as an online acting coach that is how they met.

I don't get the feeling Doug is someone that was financially shrewd and invested his money wisely and has a nice nest egg to live on. She can go after his SAG pension, the house and future earnings (LOL) ok not that one.

But I think this whole divorce thing is a farce and they are just trying to drum up some interest in them to get paid interviews and keep the dream alive of having their own reality show. Don't buy it at all.

Anotheramy said...

According to celebritynetworth.com hes worth 3m. Not sure where they get their figures.

Aoife said...

Dixie_Sugarbaker said...
I imagine she was not able to sign a pre-nup because she was too young to enter into a contract. As she was underage, it would not be a valid contract

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This. And yes Cali is a 50/50 state.

Rach Around said...

At least she got to take the new boobs in the settlement