Four For Friday - The Baby Isn't His
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This actor is A+ list. Mostly movies. Everyone knows who he is. I have documented his cheating in this space before. He is a serial cheater with some of the less put together women of the world. He loves them sleazy. If he could bottle a street hooker and have her as quiet as a blow up doll this would make our very family values spouting actor thrilled. Only peroxide blondes or a wig that gets her that way. It is the complete opposite of his wife who is dark haired and lovely and sweet and in his mind faithful to him and he would like to think she was a virgin when they got married. While our actor is gone on location his wife stays home with their kids. Lots of kids. He leaves behind some of his staff to help her if she needs help. One of his closest friends has become one of her closest friends too and one thing led to another and her most recent baby is actually the child of the friend and not her husband. When the baby was born our actor husband thought it was his but over time it has become obvious that the child is not his own. When he takes his other kids out with alone time with dad this kid never gets to go. The actor is not going to admit what happened so just grimaces when asked about that child. The actor wants the child shipped to a boarding school as soon as the child is old enough. The actor also has not fired his friend because then he would have to admit why he fired him so everything is just a tense stalemate with a world of explosion just waiting for a spark.
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I first thought Denzel, but they don't have really young kids anymore do they?
Affleck?
Mark Wahlberg has 4 kids right?
It's not Ben A - his children have very strong resemblances to wench other and the baby is often seen out and about. Matt Damon tho?
Kind of fits Affleck (first part anyway) but don't think fits. He couldn't be thinking about sending his youngest to boarding school yet. Sounds like kids must be a little older than his.
Damon
*wench? Hell that autocorrect. EACH.
I would love it to be Mark W. with his whole I'm a good family man catholic BS.
He is and always will be a gutter rat.
Ad fleck would never think JG was a virgin when married. I was wondering about Matthew McConnahey (sp?)
"lots of kids' who has lots of kids anymore and is A+?
I would think it implies four or more.
texas rose I agree. 2 is a couple, 3 is a few, and that leaves at least 4 or more equaling 'lots'.
Like affleck, wahlbergs youngest is too young I think.
Its written as if this is Affleck but the Friday blind is never that easy. For a second I was even thinking Brad Pitt until we got to the virginal part.
the Duggar's--that Jim Bob loves the trashy skanks
but what about Kevin Costner? He has 7 kids and is a horndog
Costner hasn't touched A list status for the last 20 years.
This is Brad and Angie totally. Viv is his, Knox isn't! j/k
saycheese - you might have something - his current wife has had 3 with him- the youngest back in 2010. Looking for pics to see if youngest looks different (red hair or something.)
I think everyone knows Wahlberg is a thug. Sticking with Violets guess of Damon. 4 girls, wife is Argentine-born, and he is allegedly a freak in the sack.
Yea - youngest is cute little blond- looks like others and Violet is right - no longer A+.
That kinda sucks for the poor kid. It's not his fault so why is the "father" punishing him?
It can't be Damon. His wife had a daughter Alexia from her previous marriage.
+1 Basil - I feel a little dirty for speculating on it but can't help it.
I just realised that. Must be Wahlberg then? His wife is dark haired. What makes him A+ list though?
Elan, I think stepchildren are still considered people and parts of families? But if you insist, KirkCameron has 6. Blammo. Solved.
I know it's not him but I wish it was Kirk Cameron. Mr Righteous's list of commandments include all children should be home schooled, women should have children by the age of 25, and this gem:
"Although Cameron believes that homosexuality is an "unnatural act," in "necessary circumstances," he advocates anal sex in couples as a means for a woman to avoid losing her virginity before marriage."
Not to mention all of the people he got fired because he thought they were either "pornographers" or "tools of Satan" <--- Matthew Perry! I could see him wanting to hide a kid that doesn't look like him.
Haha, jinx @ Kristin!
Kristin - do you really think mr.' save the world' Damon would shun his 'maybe not his' child like this?
Timebob, gutter rat would be a step up for Wahlberg.
Kristin, I based my comment on wording in the blind, "he would like to think she was a virgin when they got married."
It doesn't seem a good fit as a description of someone with a ready made step-family from day 1.
@Seven of Eleven He is obviously A list in our mind.
@texas rose Yep. Sure do.
Another reason I doubt it's Damon is just 6 months ago, he and his wife renewed their wedding vows after eight years of marriage.
Kristin - just checked out images of damon's family and think two youngest look the same. Not scientific and there might be some other reason why he thinks this but I just don't think it is him. He only has two kids (3 with step daughter) and don't think this is 'lots'.
Adam Sandler?
Never mind -- I thought Sandler had more than two kids.
@Violet I liked your typo version better. Wench def describes JG as far as I'm concerned. Not a fan. Also, Walberg is not only a successful actor but Executive Producer. He's had a few recent successful films (though not considered block busters).
@timebob Walberg admits to his past.....he's hawking the "reformed good catholic" now a days. I like him for this guess.
I wish it was Kirk Cameron. TBH, I bet he does cheat and do other "ungodly" things just like the far right wingers who like to tell others what to do but don't follow the rules themselves.
I was thinking Wahlberg except his wife would never be described as "sweet." More like "bitch on wheels." Still, the rest fits well.
I guess Wahlberg could fit but seems like he would kill the guy. Didn't he just announce a reality show starring his family? Seems like with that kind of a secret he wouldn't want to put the spotlight on them if situation is 'explosive and waiting for a spark'. Could just be a bullshit blind and wonder if it is one of those that will never be 'revealed'.
Damon's wife is Brazilian and she already had a kid when they married so the virginal part totally goes out the window
I am thinking this an old story and could therefore be Mel Gibson prior to his first divorce.
A photo of Mark with his wife and two of their children including youngest child Grace taken while shopping for pumpkins just last month
http://www.popsugar.com/Mark-Wahlberg-His-Kids-Pumpkin-Patch-2013-32161484
Wahlberg's wife was pregnant with their third or fourth when they got married, so she was hardly a virgin bride.
Damon's wife had a child with someone else and was pregnant with their first when they got married, so, again, hardly a virgin bride.
But both women (I believe) have dark hair, and maybe in the eyes of the Catholic Church they were virgins due to that whole confession angle. Who knows.
Why would he have to explain why he fired the friend - just make up a lie like everyone else does and what kind of friend works for you - an agent, a manager?
Mark W is apparently building a new $40MM house, which sounds like a good enough proxy for A+ list to me. Also he has a reputation for travelling with a big group from where he grew up. Could make a "friend" thing problematic.
Damon's wife had two children before they married one she gave up for adoption…Matt set up a trust for the child when he found out about it…
I love that it could be Mark W's wife….she is such a major snot
Except for the A+ list part, unless NCIS:LA as the #2 show on tv counts as A+ list, Chris O'Donnell fits. 5 kids, dark haired wife, mostly movies, loves blondes. The most recent child was "unplanned" as he said he was done and making sure of that when there were four of them.
This kinda fits Wahlberg, only as others said Rhea Durham is hardly sweet or virginal. I get the feeling we should know who the male friend is here, who "works" for the actor.
They don't have "lots of kids", only three, but hate to say this could be the Afflecks. I haven't seen him out with the boy recently, only the girls though that could be coincidence. And have to say, I think the little boy strongly resembles Damon. He does, look at the photos, it's weird. Wouldn't it be a hoot if Jen was giving Ben his comeuppance the whole time, while everyone thought she's the perfect wife/homemaker?
But that's unlikely and this is probably a bs blind. And I get a bit skeeved when they involve little kids.
The Affleck boy looks exactly like the other two and Jennifer Garnder was married before him, so hardly virginal. Mark Walburg's wife is dark haired and he seems to have that "holier than thou" thing going these days and he's got 4 kids.
I would say Jerry Seinfeld but he isn't mostly movies. Poor kid whoever it is.
Eh, I think y'all have convinced me this is Marky Mark. Still feels slightly off, tho...
All my guess went out the window when I saw virgin
I'm thinking Kevin Costner or Mark Wahlberg.
What a mess.
Ewan McGregor?
I agree with Kristen. Kirk Cameron. "Leaves behind staff" and "world of explosion." Makes me think "Left Behind" series, which I've never seen, but the wording seemed to point in that direction.
I agree with Kristen. Kirk Cameron. "Leaves behind staff" and "world of explosion." Makes me think "Left Behind" series, which I've never seen, but the wording seemed to point in that direction.
@ Unknown: I thought MM too but they only have two kids
@ Johnny: I think it might be him
@ Kristin: She already had a child by another man when they got married.
In what alternate dimension is Kirk Cameron A+ list??
I was going to say Colin Firth-- his wife is sweet, dark-haired, and virginal-seeming, and he's been in tons of movies, but they only have two sons together.
Wahlberg's kids who look like each other and Wahlberg seems to love all his kids
rhea durham,Walhberg's wife was a Victoria Secret model and a rx-girlfriend of Stephen Dorff
Grace Walhberg, younger kid of Mark Walhberg
Mark Walhberg's daughter Grace:he loves her for me and he loves his kids
Walhberg and his 2 daughters in october 2013
Chris O'Donnel and his five kids. The youngest looks a lot like the other four to me.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/05/19/chris-odonnell-talks-abou_n_581756.html
I would LOVE for this to be Kirk Cameron. He's such a sanctimonious prat.
Bruce Willis? Although, I'd hide the first 3.
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there was this blind riddle from Lainey Gossip in 2009 believed to be about Mark and Rhea
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