Francesca Eastwood Getting Marriage Annulled
It didn't take Francesca Eastwood long to sour on the institution of marriage. Less than a week after marrying the sweaty brother of Jonah Hill Francesca says that the reason she got married was because she was really drunk and now she regrets it. Drunk in Vegas? Scandalous. I wonder if she had married some hot billionaire if she would still be calling it quits after a week. I'm not saying Francesca is shallow, well yes I am actually because she is. As long as I have known her she has only cared about herself and what she can get out of something so I think that if she had married a hot billionaire she would stay married to the guy or let him make the first move to annul it.
I think Francesca is anti-fat sweaty people so is perfectly willing to throw Jonah's brother under a bus. Drinking can make you do some really crazy things and my impression is that Francesca was hoping she could marry Jonah Hill's brother and that somehow it would remain a secret. When people started talking about it though she got embarrassed and wanted to end it as quickly as possible.
46 comments:
I wouldn't annulled hot billionaire either. You enty, who u fooling
Youthful mistake. Now get your shit together.
Meant you too enty
Aw, I had such hopes for these two crazy kids.
She probably saw his peen pic LOL
He looks like a lip-licking heavy breather too. So..... Cartoon caracter villain. And, gross.
Good gawd, Montana, don't make us think of the Vienna sausage at 9:30 in the freakin' morn!
Hey you haven't really LIVED til you've gone to Vegas, gotten drunk and married a stranger. Lol
At least when she is older she'll have a story for the grand children. Its awkward yet kinda cool to learn that granny was once wild. Your biography / autobiography should b a page Turner.
;^)
I suspect she saw a lot more than a pic.
Yes a page turner ScreeName. But the story shouldn't be horror!
LOL You made me snort coffee, Miz Sherry!
Unfortunately she won't have to tell her grandkids the story. They just need to google her and get all the details about what an ass he was and see the pic of his small dick ect ect.
I'm a glutton. I didn't click on peen pic but kinda want to.
Don't, Reno! Looks just like Vienna sausage, I shit you not!
o.O
He looks like an overweight Beavis. Cornholio!!!
yeah who didn't see this coming
He looks like a young Rob Ford.
picture of his dong NSFW
I wouldn't call that a dong, maybe a ding-ding?
I don't know much about either of them. It must have been for publicity.
@fancyscreenname I LOVE your avi!!! I have a Dorothy Dandridge obsession.
typical Las Vegas story! you're drunk,you wed a friend and you divorce discreetly
Lmao!
Chode is a better word for it than dong I suppose.
No Pip - a choad is a cock that is fatter than long so that is definitely not a choad.,
Shocking. If these two can't make it, what hope does the rest of the world have? :P
I think they couldn't consummate the marriage, what with his lil dick and her fat ass and thighs. There was probably friction going on, but not where it needed to be.
LOL Count...
I think Vegas needs to institute a breathalyzer test before issuing a marriage licence.
But I guess annulments keeps Vegas lawyers busy.
Is this man really named "Jonah Hill's brother?"
We went to the courthouse in Vegas to stand up for our neighbors who were getting married. OMG, the people in line! One couple was still dressed in their evening wear...sparkly strapless dress for her, suit for him, thirty years age difference, and he still held a bucket of quarters.
I judged a book by its cover and was TOTALLY right. Thanks for sharing.
@napassasin: +1
Don't smoke crack in Vegas, people!
Jesus, that's one big clitoris.
@s.joy
After I saw Carmen Jones and saw her Bio on A&E back in the day I've been a fan. I read Donald Bogle's Bio on her years ago. She's one of those tragic beauties. So sad. She's my go to aviation as far as starlets. LOOOOVE that pic of her. I once tried to recreate it , but SHOCKINGLY didn't do her justice. Lol
:^)
@texasrose..
I keep forgetting about the dreaded GOOGLE. Now we don't have to wait for a life story. It's aaaallll out there. Sad.
@sherry...
Lol
Argh @Meanie You were so right. :(
What on earth did this guy do to make it okay to post and make fun of his penis while making fun of his weight??? Who even knew who he WAS a week ago? Seriously! I'm guessing Marrying Whilst Fat was his crime.
Someone needs a hug....
Doesn't everyone?
I'm shocked that this didn't last said no one.
If you think Francesca Eastwood's progeny will be stunned when they Goggle mommy what will Kate Moss's offspring be?
He did some awful crap to an ex girlfriend, including destroying a decade of artwork she had been storing for her, cheating, emotional abuse. Sounds like a horrible person. The story is on The Dirty. It is causing quite an uproar. Must say I am enjoying it. When I worked in the film industry in HWeird for about two years, everyone behaved like him. Got out quick... out of the frying pan into the fire, but at least I made money, cuz in HWeird, you were lucky to get $200/week in the early 80s. Nooooot quite enough to starve. Anyway. He seems like a total arse and like I said before, he should NEVER have taken a photo of that pathetic peen.
HE had been storing for HER... OOOPSIE.
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