Apparently OK! Magazine has decided that Kim Kardashian is the next Jennifer Aniston
. That sucks for every person who has to stand in a checkout line for the foreseeable future. It also sucks when you see a photo and headline and then immediately imagine Kim Kardashian laying in bed motionless while Kanye West keeps chanting Yeezus on top of her while Kris Jenner cackles silently in the corner and the song Gold Digger on the sound system.
The crazy thing is there are probably people out there that think this is the best news out there in the world and probably spent all night last night after the issue came out devouring it and wishing the couple the best and then put on a tin foil hat and waited patiently for the aliens to come and molest them.