Friday, November 01, 2013

OK! Magazine Says Kim Kardashian Is Pregnant Again

Apparently OK! Magazine has decided that Kim Kardashian is the next Jennifer Aniston. That sucks for every person who has to stand in a checkout line for the foreseeable future. It also sucks when you see a photo and headline and then immediately imagine Kim Kardashian laying in bed motionless while Kanye West keeps chanting Yeezus on top of her while Kris Jenner cackles silently in the corner and the song Gold Digger on the sound system.

The crazy thing is there are probably people out there that think this is the best news out there in the world and probably spent all night last night after the issue came out devouring it and wishing the couple the best and then put on a tin foil hat and waited patiently for the aliens to come and molest them.

20 comments:

MeanieRhysie said...

Dear gawd, no! Please, make it stop!

Marieeee said...

Strange post all around.

FSP said...

No need to bring aliens into this, Enties.

Paint Chips said...

I hope she is pregnant and that she gains some serious weight this time.

HannahBanana said...

Noooooooooooooo. Just NO. And no doubt they would name it South east.

JSierra said...

I think Enty ate too much candy last night and is in a sugar craze haze.

Seven of Eleven said...

I love the mini headline about Kanye demanding a son. Pleezus!

hothotheat said...

Why? Because she has her hand on her stomach? Some women become self-conscious about their belly right after pregnancy. This shouldn't be read as her being pregnant again.

She gained a ton while pregnant the last time. What I think is funny is that no one doubted that she was really pregnant. I mean, she would be one that I would think would do that kind of thing. But those muffin-top ankles proved she really was. I loathe this family but after seeing that pic of her swollen ankles made me feel bad for her. A little bit.

mngddess said...

She is not getting pregnant unless it means another huge paycheck. Since she's got Kanye on lockdown, she'll wait until she gets all of Kanye's money, divorce him, and look for a richer prospect. Then maybe she'll get pregnant again.

8=====D - KermitGosnellKnobJockey said...

Who is the father? I don't see mr humble banging her once, even less twice. Unless, of course, she uses a dildo and wears a mask of jay no hyphen z.

Glitter said...

Kimmode prolly started this rumor.

auntliddy said...

I highly doubt she will EVER get pregnant again. She did NOT care for it.

parissucksliterally said...

That fool isn't going to fuck up her body again so soon after "losing 50 lbs".

NapAssasin said...

It IS the best time to get pregnant, and very easy to do so. Why are the ones who shouldn't breed the most fertile?

hothotheat said...

@NapAssasin I know, right?

Forever Young said...

Aside from the fact she's not very *ahem* maternal, she's too vain to get knocked up again and compromise that fabulous figure (you heard me say that in a very sarcastic voice). The KarTRASHian PR hack just spun this story to detract from the now-boring Lamar / parents splitting stories.

What's in the '18 bonus pages of secrets and scandals' in that tabloid - let me guess ... Khloe is allergic to pickles!; Kourtney is really a man!; Dickick's favourite pasttime is dressing up in tutus with Bruce!; they're all doing Ryan Seacrest!

Forever Young said...

Do you feel bad for fatties who have swollen kankles too? I don't feel sorry for her AT ALL. I laughed my head off when she cried about the press being mean about her weight gain.

__-__=__ said...

What other way to explain why Kimmode is still a pig after all the work she had when the spawn escaped.

Rach Around said...

Aunt Liddy: "she did NOT care for it" : LOVE this!!!!

auntliddy said...

thanks, Rach! Understatement, I know.