Monday, November 18, 2013

Random Photos Part One

Five parts today.

Kim Kardashian watched Kanye West speak at Harvard. Prior to this visit, the closest Kim had got to a university was college students downloading her porno.

Kim Zolciak with her monthly photographic proof that someone had sex with her.
Lindsay Lohan is moving up in the world. She is in Indonesia Elle. Next stop is one of those cards you get handed on the streets of Vegas.
Miley Cyrus wore clothes for her performance on X Factor.
Russell Brand on the way to a woman's house with a dog we have never seen before.
Sam Worthington's girlfriend sure does have a thing for Bambi.
"So, Lindsey. Ready to take the Ambien now?"
Vince Vaughn and Cobie Smulders promote the movie no one will watch.
Meanwhile Will Smith took a break from filming his movie to visit polo players in Argentina and look at their mallets.

27 comments:

skimpymist said...

Tigers looking worn out
Is that scott storch tating lilo

LJNDawson said...

It's Jemima Khan's dog.

Alexa Rose said...

Wow, 4 of my least favorite celebs in a row.

I actually want to see the Cobie Smulders and Vince Vaughn movie.

MontanaMarriott said...

Harvard must really have money to burn if they paid for KW to speak. WTF was he going to talk about, his God complex and impregnating the actress from the worst sex tape in history?!?!

Violet said...

Miley's performance on X factor was just baaad - poor vocals, weird set and that strange head dress???

Harry Knuckles said...

KPig

Sherry said...

Wow Tiger is looking rough these days.

And did any of the Kartrashians ever go or attempt to go to college? And why has their fame continued? And why would Harvard want to hear Kanye speak? So many questions.

califblondy said...

Somewhere Elin Woods is laughing her ass off.

Jessie said...

Sam Worthington's girlfriend is Lara Bingle. She's a thing in Australia.

Anothergrayhare said...

@califblondy, probably on her private island counting her millions... why didn't I become a nanny when I was 18 and had the chance.

Pip said...

The Lohan caption made me laugh.

Those guys who hand out the cards on the Vegas Strip are so fucking creepy! I think I kept a few cards as souvenirs.

TalksTooMuch said...

Hey, Will Smith looks great! That's surprising!

I actually want to see Delivery Man, it's the kind of movie he does well. I mean, it's probably not going to transfix or astound me, but I'll give it a shot.

I would give 50 bucks for 10 minutes alone with Russel Brand and Anthony Keidis and a fire hose that shoots soapy water. And depilatory.

tara17 said...

I'm catching Delivery Man for sure, despite the horrible title. It's a remake of a French Canadian movie that did very well, called Starbuck. Plus I love Colbie Smulders.

Seven of Eleven said...

You know Kim thought Harvard was the fancy cheese she tried at New Seasons.

Mouthy Miley...

I'll watch Delivery Man, too - Cobie Smulders & Vince Vaughn? Yep!

parissucksliterally said...

That's the biggest I have seen Kim smile in months.

I love Cobie Smulders.

auntliddy said...

Why on earth was kimye at harvard? I mean I know he a genius, but which one of his many fields of expertise did he deign to hold forth on?

Little Miss Smoke and Mirrors said...

I think Charlie must have drained all of Tiger's blood! He looks HARSH!

Lil P said...

That pic of Kim not a good angle except to verify she's f'd with her face some more

PS said...

Tiger is looking beat. At first glance, I thought that was George Michael- did not even recognize Will Smith! Can we have a Lohan free winter, if not forever, please??

Kelly said...

Will looks different!

Not A Ninny said...

Notice how the Enty minion's bitchy put down of Vaughn and Smulders is completely negated by the comments? Seriously, the current ghosties for CDAN are the biggest fucking tools in Christendom.

Anotheramy said...

Kim Zolciak being pregnant is not proof someone had sex with her. Isnt it twins?

The Original CDAN Reader said...

Tiger looks like Jabba the Hut.

CJ said...

Whatever work Vince had done has taken years off his face. He almost looks like Swingers again.

SophiaB said...

Tiger? Drugs is bad. Why u no go somewhere, buy an island, build a fast food restaurant of your choice, and fly in all de ho's you could ever want? That way? Nobody need watch u crash&burn and we can remember u in all your self-absorbed, narcissistic, CatchAHo pervert glory but without the Ewww factor and the golf club mama beatyoass drama that has spoiled you. For good...

Anonymous said...

There is no concrete evidence that wil Smith is gay. Give the man a break.

SophiaB said...

Hmmmmm. That might be just about the best thing I ever wrote. :-)

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