Thursday, December 05, 2013

Blind Item #10

This foreign born B list mostly movie actress who stays B list by name only was shocked she managed to get pregnant because doctors told her after an abortion a few years ago that she wouldn't be able to have kids. She has not listened to anything by the A list performer/producer/promoter since.

26 comments:

Ms Cool said...

What?

Renoblondee said...

Emily Blunt? I don't get that last line. And I also feel bad guessing this.

sandybrook said...

This doesn't make sense the Dr also is an A list
Performer/producer/promotor?

Flygirl said...
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Patty said...

I think there is a sentence or two missing.

MontanaMarriott said...

Kanye, Pharrell, Jay, Diddy?

FrenchGirl said...

"She has not listened to anything by the A list performer/producer/promoter since" ???
is the B list foreign mostly movie actress with the performer/promoter/producer(david copperfield?)?

MontanaMarriott said...

I guess the A list was the guy that knocked her up and made her get the abortion.

Flygirl said...

I guess Emily Blunt too.

HRHKMiddz said...

Ok, college level deciphering time:

This Foreign Born B List Mostly Movie Actress got pregnant by a A List Performer/Producer/Promoter, even though she had a botched abortion a few years back and was told she could no longer get knocked up. She now hates and avoids anything by A List Performer/Producer/Promoter.

Peggy Too said...

That's the way I interpreted it too.

Red said...

WTF?? Unless the A list p/p/p was also her Dr, why is she blaming this pregnancy on him?

This snippet needs a rewrite.

Count Jerkula said...

It has to be Dr Dre then, right?

Michael H said...

Beat me to it, Count.

HRHKMiddz said...

Straight outta Compton

Eitakj said...

I read this as a foreign born B lister was forced to abort her baby with the A list performer/producer/promoter (hence, why she stopped listening to anything by him since then), and after her abortion was told she couldn't have kids, which is why she's now shocked she managed to get pregnant... But, it's very confusing the way it's written...

Sherry said...

Aren't abortions legal/safe in the US? Sad if it was bad enough to render her infertile. I would hope she'd sue the Dr. Who's pregnant now?

Count Jerkula said...

Any time you get a medical procedure, there are risks. Whose mom was it that died getting plastic surgery a couple yeats ago? Like allergic to the anesthetic or something.

@ Michael: I'm a ninja as well as a perv

discoflux said...

Count - It was Kanye's mom that died after plastic surgery.

Tina Mallette said...

No she hates the guy who knocked her up and made her get an abortion yo.

Even if abortions are safe there are risks with any medical procedure and it depends on whether you've had other abortions or any other "conditions" present at the time.

If she wanted a child, it would be a pleasant surprise right? Just like vasectomies are not 100 per cent. Many a doctor has told many women for many different reasons they couldn't have children and they have been wrong.

People wonder how some women don't know they are pregnant - if you've ever watched those TLC shows, most of the women were told by doctors that getting pregnant was impossible so they just assumed it was weight gain or something else.

rajahcat said...

wow for a hot minute there it sounded like Dr. Oz...........

but no

Kristin said...

Well, it doesn't say she's currently pregnant so I'll go with Sienna and Diddy. Foreign born, hanging on to B by her name, and they had a thing back in the day.

Count Jerkula said...

@disco: if there was a god, it would have been Kanye.

Unknown B said...

Count, he tried with the car wreck.

HRH_Lady J said...

Blunt and Timberlake

sugarbread maker said...

blunt and timber?? when??