Tuesday, December 31, 2013

Blind Item #13

This permanent A list MLB athlete complained to friends the other day that he actually had to pay for a threesome. Apparently he used to be able to get them for free but women don't think he is that big of a star any longer or don't know who he is. Well, maybe if he played more than a couple of handful of games last year they would know. NOT A-Rod.

11 comments:

TalksTooMuch said...

Awwww, yet another The Emperor Has No Magic Boner moment. Be well Roger Clemens!

StarbucksSucks-MOSTLY HOWARD! said...

Derek Jeter. Not as famous as he used to be...plus his herpes daisy chain is fucking legendary!

jane3113 said...

Yeah Jeter only played a few games last season.

sandybrook said...

Jeter it is plus he has shaved his head so short to hide the bald spot hes not that recognizable anymore

Count Jerkula said...

I hope Jeter don't give em gift bags if they are paid whores.

Sara said...

He must be out of town, because in the vast NY metro area, Jeter could have any woman he wanted, including, er, any 52-year-old married woman.

TalksTooMuch said...

LOL Sara

kj said...

@Sara. only if you have an industrial strength condom my dear.

StarbucksSucks-MOSTLY HOWARD! said...

Miss Cleo called me and told me within 5 years Jeter will have a 10 million dollar yearly endorsement contract...with Valtrex and a commercial with the worlds top DJ, Paris Hilton. "Caall meh naw!". He will also have a slim build with a firm pot belly, and a supreme collection of hats!...She gave me the lotto numbers too.

Pamela Larsen said...

It has to be Matt Kemp of the Dodgers because he too got hurt and only played a handful of games last season. He was linked to Rihanna a few years ago. Ever since Yasiel Puig became the media darling and took the baseball world by storm, Matt became a pariah in the Dodgers clubhouse. So now he's being desperate by hooking up with Khloe Kardashian just to be in the headlines again. Plus engaging in some freaky sex on the sidelines. Pathetic. He used to be a runner up for the 2011 MVP award until Ryan Braun cheated and took that MVP away from Matt.

Aoife said...

Derek Jeter?