Saturday, December 14, 2013

Blind Item #1

This former A+ list mostly movie actress who will probably be an A permanently just because of her name didn't let her marriage vows stand in the way of making it very clear to the lead singer of this B list band with the catchy name that she would be more than willing to f**k him all night long. Yeah, those were pretty much her exact words and she was pretty ticked off when he turned her down. I believe she used the word hack or something that rhymes with brick when earlier she had been gushing about the music.

27 comments:

Derek Harvey said...

meryl streep and kajagoogoo

Prima Cornice said...
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Prima Cornice said...

Pretty sure Meryl is still A+. Is Julia Roberts still A+

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Blogger Derek Harvey said...

meryl streep and kajagoogoo...

LAUGHING.

Violet said...

Julia Roberts and the lead singer of the Arctic Monkeys.
I base this on nothing bar the fact that I would also ask Alex Turner if I could f**k him all night long. (Quite possibly he would turn me down also).

Tru Leigh said...

Julia Roberts and ____.

OneEyeCharlie said...

Well, thanks for that earworm, Derek. "Too shy shy, hush hush, eye to eye"

Derek Harvey said...

haha Meryl was all "'I'LL SHOW YA SHYYY BOYYY!!"

Michael H said...

Too soon, eh one-eye?

Simon said...

Julia Roberts and someone from kings of Leon. At movie premiere party and overheard gushing about them..

Freya said...

Julia Roberts. There are several sites reporting she was starstruck by Kings of Leon.

audrey said...

@ Freya--I guess her sex was on fire.

Sherry said...

Derek you made me howl with laughter. Excellent!

Sherry said...

So many witty bon mots this morning.

angie said...

This has to be about Julia and Kings of Leon frontman Caleb Followill. They were both at the premier of Julia's new movie and the after party. The Kings of Leon were in attendance because they contributed a song to the movie sound track.

Caleb's wife, model Lily Aldridge, was with him all night, so I'm taking the account of just how this supposedly went down with a big grain of salt.

hothotheat said...

Julia Roberts is a "former" A+ list?

I don't like her but I'm pretty sure she still A+ list.

angie said...

@hothotheat, it seems like she's being reduced from A+ to simply A the way the blind reads to me.

TalksTooMuch said...

Sounds like "Wednesday"

VintagePrincess said...

"kings of leon" is a catchy name?

angie said...

I thought the name was catchy in an intriguing kind of way when I first heard it, so I researched and discovered that Leon is the father of 3 in the group and the uncle of 1 of them.

Cee Kay said...

Nah, Julia's movies aren't all that anymore. No more A+ for her.

lazyday603 said...

Kings of Leon are definitely all hicks. She got that part right. I believe the brothers' father was the kid with the banjo in "Deliverance".

yo said...

They are from West Tennessee which is definitely hick country.

di butler said...

Can I make a polite beg here? Can we please stop with the "hick" "white trash" "hillbilly" "redneck" "trailer trash" names, please? It is not a cool substitute for "rural" "country," etc. They get thrown around all the time in regards to anyone from the South, seemingly regardless of their background. I'm sure everyone will tell me to f*ck off, but I'm asking nicely.

di butler said...

Oh, and Julia and Caleb Followill. First thing I've agreed with her over in decades.

cowbulls said...

Julia doesn't fit unless we broaden the meaning because she is famous for her oral skills and not for her other sexual abilities. However, I can see many men turning her down unless it was just to experience an oral legendary performer. That wouldn't require all night.

fancyscreenname said...

@did.

Fuck off..


Didn't want to keep u waiting. j/k. ;^)