Monday, December 09, 2013

Blind Item #1

This former A list politician/reality star could barely sit still at a recent book signing. So much twitching and that runny nose was out of control. What the world would love is a photo of her using coke. I dare say it would be worth millions.

34 comments:

Kristin said...

Palin

Jason said...

The hatefucking I would throw Sarah Palin...

Dee said...

Oh wow, I think you're right Kristin. She's the female Rush Limbaugh and just as disingenuously self-serving.

Seachica said...

She really screwed the pooch. Her credibility is zero now.

SrarbucksSucks said...

The coke sex between her and Glen Rice must have been crazy! I wonder if her male supporters would be turned off by the 12 inches he gave her backdoor?...or turned on in a cuckold/dick competition kinda way? Either way Alaska hubby got one that was well broken in!

Jake Snikies said...

What Jason said. Palin is one of my "I hate myself for really wanting to sleep with" women. Ha!

Seven of Eleven said...

Hahahaha!

A friend of mine sent me a link to the Superficial website where they tear into her new "Christmas" book and I was wheezing with laughter at "future Sarah Palin" and her trip to the Uni of Alaska to fight the war on Christmas.

aemish said...

lol ewww!!! @Jason & Jake

auntliddy said...

Why on earth would she turn that way? I have no love for but this is just "career" suicide. Plus, you live in top meth making state in US, support the home team, do local meth, lol

Kristin said...

@auntliddy That's just brand loyalty!

Amy Sliger said...

She did a book signing in my town over the weekend.I would LOL forever if this happened here while all her poor lemming fans who were duped into believing they were one of them stood in awe of their idiot queen.

AKM said...

I would LOVE one really good and final career-killing scandal for that bitch Palin.

Harry Knuckles said...

If there is a God in Heaven (and honestly I really have my doubts) then this is Palin and the Idiot Queen (thankyou Amy) is headed for self immolation. I hate this lying bitch as much as I hate KPig. I'd still fuck her though.

sandybrook said...

I think this is total bs. Palin wouldn't dare do any bad $hit.

KaJo said...

Seachica said... "She really screwed the pooch. Her credibility is zero now."

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With normal people.

Word is that this fake huntress, untalented cook (can only cook moose chili and mooseburgers) and unqualified pundit will host a "Sportsman Channel weekly outdoors-oriented program next spring that will celebrate the 'red, wild and blue' lifestyle" -- whatever that is (probably something like the tiny-flag-waving "patriotism" exhibited by tea party morons).

At least she'll be hidden away on a cable channel only the "elites" with a digital cable box can afford.

Mark B said...

As has been said, this is pretty clearly Palin. Gotta add my name to the "I'd hate fuck her" list though.

Count Jerkula said...

Not surprised. All that traveling, gotta get UP for the fans, etc. Just wait until the Xanax to get some sleep becomes the full time addiction. Those interviews will be gold.

MadLyb said...

Sarah's looking like shit and showing her age these days. I was shocked at the most recent picture I saw of her. Her rotting insides are starting to seep through big time. Move over Dorian Gray!

car54 said...

She's getting her own reality show doing hunting and outdoor things. I forget what network.

lzahart said...

@sandybrook Palin's no stranger to coke and that's before she was in the national spotlight, it's been documented in biographies of her. This is not remotely shocking (that she's doing it again), but it sure would be great it someone could get it on tape or video so any shred of credibility she has with minivan militia types can be gone. She is such a waste of DNA.

Harry Knuckles said...

Izahart, let's just leave minivans out of this, ok?

Jason Blue Eyes said...

I just hope a bear eats her.

califblondy said...

I wonder how my Morher will excuse this one? I'm sure Bill Clinton or Obama gave Sarah the coke and forced her to snort. I thought my head would explode the day my Mom asked me (knowing my feminist ways) "why don't more women support Sarah?"

Help me Lawd.

califblondy said...

**Mother**

Unknown said...

Sarah Palin lives rent free inside the head of every Libtard in America. Hahahahaha!

Marybel said...

Have no idea who this is, but if Sarah Palin had a head cold, libtards would automatically make her the biggest cokehead since Paris Hilton. Wait...you just tried.

Zeeky_Boogy_Doog said...

Jason Blue Eyes - That's really mean. Why would you wish Palin upon a bear? :D

HHJJ said...

People who use the words libtard or reputard are fighting fire with squirt guns. Creating two accounts to do it? Squirt gun broken and can't hit the urinal cake.

Andy said...

She is looking so scrawny in the most recent pictures.

Unknown said...

It's Palin, and it's nothing new. What is it with the GOP just finding out about cocaine and not being able to keep it together? They are getting busted right and left. Hypocritical idiots.

CarolMR said...

Obama did plenty of coke. So what?

di butler said...

Durrr. This blind is framed to be Palin, doubt it's even her.
I want some juicy reveals.

Anna Katherine Nonymous said...

Obama did plenty of weed. Havent heard of any coke usage. Please let this be palin!

lzahart said...

This blind is definitely Palin.

Obama has admitted to using coke when he was in college. It's not like he continued once he got out unlike his predecessor, he has been very frank about that. And I like that he is upfront about his use of weed/coke because at least he is being honest...

Apologies for slurring minivans, I have nothing against them, it's just very hard for me to comprehend how anyone could buy into the kind of bullshit Sarah Palin sells. Like when she said recently that Christmas is too commercial and we should celebrate it as Jesus did. Think about that for a minute. The woman is truly idiotic and those who look up to her frankly scare me. I also don't understand where they are, I have plenty of friends who are Republicans, I even have some views you could consider Republican myself, but this lady is a total fucking batshit moron who is not defensible.

Please please let a picture come out so she can go back to Alaska forever with no media coverage ever again.