Wednesday, December 11, 2013

Blind Item #3

There is absolutely no way the teen scooped up by the girlfriend of the B list mostly movie actor who is an Academy Award winner/nominee was legal. The girlfriend brought her back for a threesome and the spy at the scene says the teen was maybe 15. Maybe.

36 comments:

LottaColada said...

Some people look younger than they really are.

Renoblondee said...

Vague McVaguesteen.

Kristin said...

Fass, Coop, Jonah, Joaquin...

MissInfo said...

I looked 15 in my early to mid 20's. now I look early 20's and one person said 19 w/out makeup and I'm 38. It sucks!! Especially for my dating life, no one my age hits on me only these young ones. :(

OneEyeCharlie said...

@MissInfo Looks like a 19 yr old with the experience of a 38 yr old? That there is pure gold! Oh, Count...

Peggy Too said...

I like the Joaquin guess. His GF is a teen herself so this makes sense.

Del Riser said...

It could very well be Joaquin, based on his girlfriends age, but if it's true where are the 15 years old's parents?

angie said...

I got carded well into my 30s too, and no offense Enty, but based on many previous blind inaccuracies, your spies aren't the sharpest tools in the shed.

texas rose said...

Come on Enty - a little more.... Too vague so you can't even make an educated guess - just a wild one.

Runswithscissors said...

Agree with all, just look at Anna Kendrick.

Count Jerkula said...

Well, who ever this dude's girlfriend is, she's my kind of woman.

MissInfo: Any chance you are sending in a Reader Pic?

Eros said...

Shia laboeuf?

Zelda Zonk Garde said...

I turned 30 this week and earlier this year I was asked if I was 15. I had no makeup on

caralw said...

I'm 45 and still get carded sometimes. Not as often anymore, though. Usually when my hair is in a ponytail and by someone older... haha

Cheryl said...

Yeah. Unless she was wearing her high school ID and her cheer outfit, we don't really know if she was jailbait.

There are also teenaged girls who look WAY older than they are. If they are hanging out in clubs and getting in trouble then their parents are the ones responsible. I don't want to see celebs taking advantage of children, but the parents need to be taking care of them. If a teen is of the age of consent, then they need to take responsibility for their own actions.

Seven of Eleven said...

I get carded frequently, and my mom was often carded when I was in high school. Sometimes it's about the laws (we card everyone under 40) but sometimes people just look really young. Look at Selena Gomez - cherubic young teen face atop a Victoria's Secret body. She's 21 but looks 14.

Rosemary Young said...

And thar's a problem?! I'm jealous. :-)

Pandora928 said...

With a BI this vague how can you give a flying fuck who this is..answer everyone in HollyWeird!

jodi benton said...

vague as fuck

Phoenix hasn't done television since 1989, so I would call him all-movie at this point.

does jonah have a gf?

jodi benton said...

i agree w/everyone that you sometimes can't tell a person's age. Some girls look older and some are baby-faced.

i went to high school with a girl that looked like she was 30-years-old because of all the makeup she wore.

jodi benton said...

FYI-James Woods has been nominated twice for an Academy Award.

aemish said...

That is so gross, Joaquin **hurl** That explains the new relationship. Bait.

KT said...

Someone thinking you're younger than you actually are. Really? This is a problem?

lazyday603 said...

There's a new Scottish band called Chvrches whose lead singer Lauren Mayberry has completed law school, gotten a masters degree in journalism and started a career in journalism before switching to music fulltime 2 years ago.

She doesn't look a day over 15:

Chvrches' Elfin Lead Singer

Some people just look a lot younger than they are.

Rach Around said...

Ha ha Reno!

Rach Around said...

The bestest ego booster is being checked for I.D at gigs. Bless! (Thanks mum for the amazing genes).

Rach Around said...

KT : me no complain! I fucking love it! And I've lived pretty rough (partying, going to bed w makeup on etc)

Jessie said...

I got major side eye from the check out lady last time I bought alcohol with no make up on. "Can I see your ID? You look a lot younger than 18". I'd been in the throes of gastro the day before so it was a nice pick me up.

KT said...

Glad you're not complaining - me likey and want those problemas... I was about to go all cranky ol' man on your arse... ;p

retropian said...

teen girl or boy? I'm thinking boy otherwise why use gender neutral term "teen". No clue as to who the couple is. There are plenty of people in their 20's who could still pass for a teen.

jodi benton said...

@retropian

it was a girl. Enty says they "brought HER back"

like everyone else said, this could be anybody.

Sherry said...

@lazyday: Not to be disagreeable but that girl def looks like she's in her 20's to me..

And yea, there are a lot of people who look younger. I envy them.

JSierra said...

The ladies at HEB won't give me samples without seeing my ID. I mean really, you won't give me some chicken unless I'm 18? I get asking for the younger kiddos, but come on now.

Zeeky_Boogy_Doog said...

Right before my 31st birthday I got carded in a liquor store. Mind you, not at the door or when paying -- the clerk was so concerned about my looks that he walked up to me in the store. They never do that. He actually carded the two friends I was with, too, but when he looked at my ID and saw my age, he said "Wow, you were the one I was most worried about!"

di butler said...

Oh.. give it about 10 yrs. It turns out time really is the great equalizer. I believe I was 40-41, when the runaway mine car to hell ride started.

di butler said...

Jeff Goldblum? Nominated in '95. Or Woods? Nominated in '87, '97.