Sunday, December 08, 2013

Blind Item #3

An earlier reveal reminded me of this blind item because the person is from the south. They are A list. celebrity. They do so many things that I couldn't list them here. Not much of a singer though if you have heard him. Apparently there is one guy back home who he will have sex with. Never any other place in the world no matter how remote. He only trusts this one person. The one person has let it slip though that our closeted celebrity sucks at sex. Good thing his ladies don't have to experience it.

44 comments:

Derek Harvey said...

Its all good Franco I'll show u the ropes

Derek Harvey said...

actually franco is from California

Rach Around said...

Derek: he needs to put the copy of Camus down & practice his technique. I'm sure you can show him the ropes.

Derek Harvey said...

can I borrow yours Rach?

Bacon Ranch said...

The one person he trusts told people that he sucks at sex?

Nice person to trust, eh?

Derek Harvey said...

*ropes not camus*

Rach Around said...

Ha ha Derek : I have both!

Derek Harvey said...

haha I figured---I actually had to google the camus--I'll just need the ropes

Derek Harvey said...

and Franco is born and raised Californian. so...who the hell is enty talking about cause if it aint Franco I aint teaching nothing to no closet case

Kristin said...

Andre 3000. Rapper, actor, producer, designer, SPOKESPERSON FOR GILLETTE RAZORS. Can't sing worth shit. From the south.

Seven of Eleven said...
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Tomorrow said...

Seacrest

S.joy said...

I've heard this exact story about both Trey Songz and Ludacris. Doubt this is either of them though!

Tomorrow said...

Seacrest

RangersGirl said...

Wilmer was born in Miami...

epiphany said...

Seacrest was born and raised in Georgia, so this fits.

Derek Harvey said...

I think Wilmer has the cred in the bed with the ladies covered though

Derek Harvey said...

but what did enty say about Ryan earlier--the blind to this is written is strangely (for a change)

Kristin said...

(Da Fuq was I thinking...)

gypsygirl said...

Agreed

RangersGirl said...

Oh goodness lol Wilmer singing... (sorry I don't know
how to make it clicky)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5KQIlnOW0ao

Simon said...

I immediately thought seacrest too

RangersGirl said...

I don't know if I'll ever recover from that video LOL

RangersGirl said...

LMFAO Seacrest singing

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RwNRu9fNjUU

Rach Around said...

Closet cases probably lot their sexual exploits to wanking to gay porn whilst the wife & kids are out and cottaging at beat toilets. I have it on good (gay friends) authority that closeted men are usually dud roots.

sandybrook said...

Sounds like a perfect fit for Seacrest and one of those Atlanta rappers.

Magnus 21 Gunz said...

S.joy.... Trey Songs is definitely not gay...I wish he was tho. He's a world class asshole. Lol



cece said...

Honey, Miami is about as southern as New York City.

Beth said...

Ryan Seacrest grew up in Atlanta. He gets my vote.

BackyardChupacabra said...

He's probably more concerned about his frosted tips than the other tip.

HRHKMiddz said...

George Clooney? Actor, film director, producer, screenwriter, political activist, the only person to ever be nominated for Academy Awards in six different categories, born in Kentucky, has had MANY rumors about his sexuality, and his auntie is Rosemary Clooney, of musical fame, which might lead people to believe he might have some chops?

Sherry said...

And don't forget HRHKMiddz that GC didn't actually sing in "Oh Brother..." But I don't think this is George.

I'm thinking Ryan too. It is sad as BaconRanch said, he trusts this one person and they trash his BJ skills. Sad.

Freya said...

@S. joy I heard the same thing. Luda has a former porn star as his lover. Whenever I see Trey Songz, I think of the photo of the person "braiding his hair" while he was lying on his stomach.

S.joy said...

@Magnus I can't stand him!!

Renoblondee said...

Still don't think Ryan is gay.

Pip said...

Miami is southern. It's not the stereotypical redneck southern city, but it's still in the south!

Reno, I actually agree with you on this one. He seems more than comfortable talking about being metro sexual, he never tries to pretend to be some sort of macho "man's man". Jokes are always out there about him being feminine or gay, but he takes it in stride, rather than getting sue happy. I just don't buy that he's gay.

Ryan said...

Leslie Jordan

Seachica said...

The South is not a geographic designation. It is a culture and state of mind. It ends at Orlando.

Alita said...

Haha Derek and Rach, this exchange definitely made me lol!

Haven't seen you here in a bit Rach, hope the shiney promotion is worth missing some CDaN ; p

Alita said...

Makes sense Rach, they're too busy hating themselves to really get on with the frisky fun times. Let alone the cheating part.

Lizz said...

I met Ryan Seacrest YEARS ago when he was a radio DJ in LA. Before Idol, not on TV yet, and he had a beautiful blond woman with him that was clearly more than just a friend. No obvious need to beard in that situation so I always assumed he wasn't gay. And he was a truly genuinely nice person.

Doesn't mean he isn't gay but he was at least into that lady.

Eros said...

@cece. Perfect analogy. Miami reminds me of l.a. aa respective to lifestyles. It may be one of the most southernmost cities in the south but is nothing like the south. Thank goodness for that

C'estMoi said...

Tom Cruise!

di butler said...

Think I've added this a few times-Ryan wasn't always gay, or with dudes. He had a GF in college and would bang her on trips back home-she swears he can't be gay. I think he's bi.