Monday, December 02, 2013

Blind Item #4

This former A list celebrity/television host/reality star?  is now a punch line. A very rich punchline though. He is making sure that his fortune keeps him well stocked with what he calls his rainbow special. He hires a bunch of different male escorts of differing races and takes them all on at once. I wonder how many of those guys just say no amount of money is worth it.

37 comments:

Kassandra said...

Fake.

ash said...

lmao at rainbow special. The escorts must get to play with each other too during their sessions since the celeb is limited to two bodily orifices, so I don't imagine he gets turned down much at all.

Kristin said...

Ty Pennington

Count Jerkula said...

I would like to do that, but with female whores instead of male whores. Come one Mega Millions.

FSP said...

Gay Fieri

Count Jerkula said...

@Ash: 5 is the #. One in the stink, one on his stick, one down the gulllet, and one in each hand.

ash said...

You have quite an imagination. I suddenly feel boring lol.

aemish said...

I was thinking maybe Carson Kressley but he's not A list..

Lucas said...

So let's get this straight (see what I did there?) - a bunch of consenting adults engage in mutually enjoyable and beneficial behavior. Whoop-de-do.

Marty said...
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Marty said...

Louie Anderson

bbhood said...

Seacrest!

aemish said...

Yaaa.. Seacrest makes sense.

Renoblondee said...

Seacrest is not former A. He is A.

FlirtyChick74 said...

Seacrest isn't hard to look at so I doubt it's him. Has to be someone fugly or with some interesting predilections.

Count Jerkula said...

If it is Louie Anderson, then I bet he just lines the dudes up and has a buffet.

Harry Knuckles said...

Count, I hate thinking about this but he could probably do something with his toes too........shudder.

Count Jerkula said...

@Harry: Footjob? (Very NSFW)

Renoblondee said...

@Count Why did I look at that? Gross. LOL

Sherry said...

Yeah I looked too. Not what I was thinking it would be at all.

Vera L- said...

Richard Simmons.

sandybrook said...

Oh goodness not quite the footjob I thought that would be

Harry Knuckles said...

Now we're talkin'.

NaughtyNurse said...

OK, Count. I am telling you in advance that I am going to look now…wait for it...

NaughtyNurse said...

Oh, god! Ouch!! And gross!

Count Jerkula said...

The part I find disturbing is that it looks like the guy used Crisco for lube.

Low Key said...

Dammit Count...

TalksTooMuch said...

It's like book three of the Sleeping Beauty series all over again! Won't someone please think of the ponies??

babo said...

Eeeeeuuuuuw ... (to summarize)
#noregretsbeingvanilla

Cee Kay said...

Not looking, not looking, not looking...aaaagh! Damn you, Count!

J said...

I don't know what Enty means by "very rich" but Louie Anderson is supposedly worth $1.5 million and Richard Simmons supposedly $15 million.

love/hate said...

perez

Danielle Williams said...

Andy Cohen?

Jeri said...

Is Seacrest "former" anything. Thought he still had all his gigs.

kenba said...

Goddamnit now I'm picturing Donald Trump getting hilariously gangbanged by a variety of interracial dudes. Ugh.

sugarbread maker said...

bob barker??

di butler said...

Louie, Louie!