Saturday, December 14, 2013

Blind Item #4

This former C list model turned very recent C list reality star says the secret to her multiple marriage success of marrying rich guys is that she can finish a guy off in under 3 minutes guaranteed. Yeah, she is still as classy as ever.

37 comments:

Freya said...

Janice Dickinson

sandybrook said...

Id rather finish myself off in 3 minutes instead of letting her touch me if its Janice. :(

Terri said...

it's not a race dear. I find my success in drawing it out

Del Riser said...

Oh, I've been doing it wrong.

Harlow17 said...

janice hasn't had marriage success or a very recent reality show. shes been on reality for a while. but i have no good guess

Count Jerkula said...

I'll take her up on the challenge. After 3 minutes, I dip in the stinker, only slobber as lube.

8=====D - KermitGosnellKnobJockey said...

3 full minutes? What kind of retardant does she use to make them last thrice as normal?

TalksTooMuch said...

While I admire her efficiency, I'm not sure it's really a draw. When's the last time you heard somebody say "good job! You keep this up and you'll have this sex business down to a minute or less in no time!"?

hairydawg said...

Krupa "stinky pussy" from RHOM

WareCat said...

Krupa has been married once.

i'm still thinking...

Freya said...

No more guesses?
Janice was the first one to pop in my mind but I'm stumped by this one too.
Christie Brinkley crossed my mind too but the C-list and reality show doesn't fit.

WareCat said...

Katie Price.
idk how "rich" her exes are tho.

Craig said...

I'd take her up on that challenge. Years of disco biscuits and marching powder means I'm more of a challenge these days. Which can be a benefit to the missus.

Having said that if it is Janice then please, I'd rather cut it off and never use it again than have that monstrosity sully my taint.

Craig said...

@Warecat Katie Price's exes are all skint apart from the one who's managed to still milk a mediocre reality career from their relationship.

Word around town was that you would be better off fucking a corpse than the plastic behemoth that was Jordan and having seen her sex tape I'm inclined to agree. She seems very disinterested in the act altogether.

WareCat said...

haha!
i'll take ur word on that Craig.

Lydia Bennett said...

Yolanda Foster

Freya said...

@Lydia Bennett - Great guess. Was married to David Foster. Recently joined RHOBH and she runs a company about keeping romance alive.

Jacq said...

I had a friend who would liken that to "fucking a warm duffle bag"

aemish said...

rofl @Craig.. disco biscuits {^.*}

Charis said...

Yolanda was also married to that Mohammed guy who is Lisa's rich friend. But as housewives go, esp on BH, I don't think she's one of the less classy ones ...?

Rach Around said...

Gawd, I need some tips. My hubby is a laster, which is mostly great, but sometimes I get lock jaw &y gag reflex kicks in.

WareCat said...

yes! Yolanda!
see, i wanted to say her, but this Enty of the day is fucking w/ me, cuz they wld usually say "housewife"
in the reality blinds.
but, i guess their too lazy now & just categorize reality w/ every other fame whore @ the moment.


btw, wtf is a disco biscuit?

Poni-Tayl said...

Wow

Christopher Cruz said...

+1

PS said...

Yolanda fits, other than the classy snipe... Yolanda actually comes off as the more classier of that gaggle...

Count Jerkula said...

@warecat: Ecstasy, I think.

jaariel said...

Ho-Landa Foster

WareCat said...

Jerk, i had to google that shit.
it came up w/ sum shitty Philly band & that.
in my 15yrs of rolling, i've never heard it been called that.
i'm seriously slacking on my drug vocab then.

Sherry said...

Disco biscuits were quaaludes. At least that's what we called them back in the day. You kids get offa my lawn. Shit I sound old.

WareCat said...

hold up!
quaaludes? like the shit my grandma used to get wigged off of?


haha, i'm just teasing u Sherry =p

Its just U said...

Ah, disco bickies. I loved the 90's. Nights I can't remember in a time I'll never forget.

Craig said...

Sorry for the late reply. Disco biscuit, in my terminology, is an ecstasy tab. The 90's kind, not that shit that is peddled today. kids ought to be shot under the trade's description act.

FolyHuck said...

Thank you! That was my guess.

B. Profane said...

"The 90's kind, not that shit that is peddled today."

I can top you. I used to get my X straight from the lab, still moist. But that was before the Analogue Drug Act, when it was legal to synthesize.

Count Jerkula said...

Craziest ecstasy story I ever read was the container from Israel that got busted. They were shipping diamond cutting tables that were stuffed with E pills. 1.5million E pills.

What's that, like $30-40 million street value?

di butler said...

I remember hearing ppl say "disco biscuits" several decades ago, never did know what it meant, so thanks all!

YoFo is the most outwardly classy of the HoWives, but she's a climber, and a survivor. Plus-glass mother f'ing refrigerator that doubles as an art piece. Nobody has topped that. I find that Joanna Krupa chick to be least classy, of the ex models. She's ewww.

Haywood Jablomee said...

Stay classy Count!