Monday, December 09, 2013

Blind Item #4

This D lister dates an aging permanent A list celebrity/singer. She says that the singer can no longer stand to attention so to speak and has become a little more violent and a little angrier on a daily basis since realizing this.

18 comments:

aemish said...

Uhhhh hasn't Viagra solved this problem.. Chillax, man!

Kristin said...

What about the gate crashing housewife and the musician? Journey?

auntliddy said...

Well, Mr Johnson pulling a no-show is upsetting, lol

aemish said...

Also, is this really the kind of problem that one comes to a sudden realization of? I would imagine the warning signs build up over time...

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gypsygirl said...

Not dating...got married on pay per view over weekend or are this weekend

WareCat said...

Mick Jagger & L'Wren Scott.

Harry Knuckles said...

No lead in the pencil would make me cranky too. Those pills though would be a last resort. The guy needs to get off his most likely fat butt and start elevating his heart rate. That burns lbs. and cleans out his arteries and boom Mr. Boner is back.

Kristin said...

@gypsygirl Pay-Per-View? Who the hell would pay-- you know what, I don't want to know.

gypsygirl said...

Hahahha i know....
not sure but its part ofvsome xmas special.
talk about "losing my religion"lol

TotallyDistracted said...

I would think Mick would be A++. L'Wren isn't D-list, more like B in fashion world. That being said, I have no guesses for who this is.

Cheryl said...

Who is Steven Tyler dating these days? He's probably back on drugs.

sandybrook said...

Billy Idol is dating some nobody hair designer who looks like Princess Kate.

NapAssasin said...

If he's aging that much, the anger & violence could be signs of dimentia too.

Count Jerkula said...

Get some dick pills or caverject. Caverject is a lil scary, having to stick a needle in your dick you shoot it up (heh), but it is less invasive than one of those pump implants.

Wen said...

Does Anthony Kiedis fit?

Candyland said...

@Count - I don't even want to know how you know about every random fringe topic area ventured into on CDaN. I'm always learnin' somethin'!

Count Jerkula said...

@Candyland: :) I am a pervert at heart. I follow the porn industry and gossip the same as mainstream entertainment and sports. You hear stories about mopes taking pills or shooting the caverject often. I don't know why a whore would shoot a scene with a dude who just stuck a needle in his dick. Aint that a fresh wound?

The pump thing I first heard about on Divorce Court when I was like 13-14.