Tuesday, December 10, 2013

Blind Item #5

"We dated for six months and he never came right out and told me he was gay but the only time he showed any affection was outside when cameras were a possibility. He never spent the night and asked me to spend the night only when I was drunk and we never slept in the same bed. He spent a lot of money on me and went through the motions but it was just all so strange." A woman describing her relationship with this A list mostly movie actor who needs a hit or will drop down to the B range. He will have that A list name recognition for a long time though.

33 comments:

Jessi said...

Toothy of course.

jodi benton said...

Bradley Cooper

Wasn't there a story about Zoe Saldana sleeping in the guest house when they dated?

timebob said...

agree Toothy (jake g.) he has been seen with a new girlfriend every six - eight months or so in the last few years.

FrenchGirl said...

tom C or toothy

Nutty_Flavor said...

I dunno. Rating seems too high for Toothy Tile and too low for Cruise.

Toothy isn't really an A any more - can he open a movie? Who is his fan base?

Cruise's movies barely break even in the U.S., but they're very profitable overseas - and he *can* open a movie. Mission Impossible 5, anyone? I don't see him as B anytime soon.

That said, the behavior sounds like it could describe either one of them.

Unknown said...

Cooper was just nominated for an Oscar last year right for Silver Linings? So he does not really need a hit and American Hustle is getting great buzz.

Anna Katherine Nonymous said...

Toothy. Coopers on fiya.

MM said...

Jake is movies only according to his IMDB page.

Debbie Taylor said...

Jake.

Unknown said...

Franco

Nutty_Flavor said...

I don't know that the last line - he will have that A list recognition for a long time - applies to Jake. I can't even spell his name now, or name one of this top roles. It fits Cruise a lot better. But Cruise's romantic life is pretty well-documented. Who did he date for just six months? Sofia Vergara?

Renoblondee said...

Toothy. Cruise hasn't been seen with a new woman yet. Not for a six month relationship at least.

Kara said...

Ooooh...... I like the Franco guess. He had an (or has it been two?) Oscar nom and hosted the Oscars - both things that would put him in the A range. He also won the undying adoration of a lot of middle age women when he did his general hospital spin, but he's barely relevant right now.

sandybrook said...

The safest guess for all these is tToothy. He has been A list and isn't doing much to keep the rating lately.

Lawdy Miss Scarlett said...

I always thought that Toothy was Clooney.

HiHat said...

I always thought that Toothy Tile was Tombo myself. I'm confused now...

Nutty_Flavor said...

@HiHat, Toothy Tile is widely believed to be Jake Gylenhaal.

Topper Madison said...

A guy spending a lot of money on you, not getting handsy, letting you get drunk and crash in your own room at his place? That sounds awesome, actually.

Lila said...

+ recent off-broadway play and music video

SuzyQ said...

Jake Gyllenhaal is A-list. Not commenting yet on his maybe gaybe but he is A list. In the past few years he opened Source Code, Love and Other Drugs, Prince of Persia and End of Watch. He's been getting crazy good reviews for Prisoners where he is technically supporting but got pretty equal billing with Hugh Jackman. Don't know why people continually say he is not A-list. He is the definition of A-list. Not A+ or A++ just solid A.

KL said...

Tom Cruise is the first name that popped into my mind. Isn't he dating the scientology chick from Orange is the New Black. Something Prepon. I forget her name and i'm too lazy to google.

Eros said...

Bradley coop or jake g

Nutty_Flavor said...

@SuzyQ, I would call Hugh Jackman A list. If Hugh has a movie out, anyone who follows the business is going to know about it.

A+ and A++ is for timeless classics - the Barbara Streisands and Jack Nicholson's of the world.

Jake - I'd call him at best an A-. He's found a niche in low-budget thrillers, and that's great, but I don't know how much excitement surrounds him.

On New York Magazine's annual list of the 100 Most Valuable Stars, Jake is #55, right below Cameron Diaz. Jackman is #12. Cruise is #14.

http://www.vulture.com/2013/10/most-valuable-movie-stars.html#/all/vulture-rankings

Lila said...

"A list mostly movie actor who needs a hit or will drop down to the B range"

If someone is in danger of falling from A to B well then they aren't a solid A. So not Bradley Cooper. It fits Jake Gyllenhaal. He is garnering enough critical acclaim each year to stay A-list but his status is always fragile. The lingering name recognition would be because he's from a Hollywood family and his name is so unique. This also fits his recent relationship with the SI model, May - October.

Anothergrayhare said...

Clooney was my first thought.

mrjack said...

On board with Jake for the ratings but could this blind be any vaguer? If anyone of them comes out, Enty will use this for them and say the woman was talking about a time period that would fit the one who comes out. Note the blind doesn't say when the six months happened.

Unknown said...

Taylor Lautner. A list from twilight movies, had one movie fail where he was the main - needs a hit to keep him a or he is dropping fast.

Red said...

Not Lautner, who's more like B-. Only twihards know who he is.

MadLyb said...

I was thinking Tom Cruise and Penelope Cruz, but it's probably Jakey.

NaughtyNurse said...

Gotta be Jake.

di butler said...

Yup, 100% Toothy Jake. Gotta know, who was Taylor Swift telling this story to?

Crystal said...

Right!? Where can I sign up for that gig??

Massive G said...

Tomatheia Cruise.