Wednesday, December 04, 2013

Blind Item #5

This late night talk show host ditched his wife for a few hours to go to a party. He said it was a boring industry thing. Turns out it was a lunch time bachelor party at a strip club and who knew, but our talk show host is a spanker.

31 comments:

menadensch said...

Some spanking during a bachelor party at a strip club? Why is this a story? No tigers were stolen?

LottaColada said...

Coco

FSP said...

Shut yo mouth!

Bacon Ranch said...

C'mon, that's pretty harmless. He's not going to bring his wife to a bachelor party and if he wants to spank a fanny, he'll spank a fanny.
It's not like he was doing 5 of them at once, right?

Stewart or Conan are my guess

aemish said...

Fallon? Seems like I am reading a lot about him lately

Massive G said...

Letterman

LottaColada said...

@FSP - Never! It's Coco, I can feel it.

The Dude said...

Leno

__-__=__ said...

Letterman

Renoblondee said...

Agree no biggie.

DeeNance said...

Harmless fun, but I'd like to think it's CoCo

tara17 said...

If spanker is a clue, maybe Ferguson but I'm going with Fallon.

Jason Blue Eyes said...

Letterman never goes to parties. You have to drag him kicking and screaming to go to one of those things. This sounds like Fallon.

MISCH said...

Jimmy Fallon has been unhappy since the baby came…there have been some nasty blind reveals

Hammer_Girl said...

It would have been more interesting if HE got spanked.

However, I have seen strippers rip off the bachelors belt, bend him over, and beat the shit out of him like he owes the girls money. Poor guy looked like he was about to cry. I wonder how he explained the ripped shirt and boxers(atomic wedgie that went bad)? Funniest shit I've ever seen.

kellylaluna said...

What were the "nasty" blind reveals about Jimmy Fallon? I couldn't find any and don't remember any.

HiHat said...

I'm guessing Craig Ferguson... He's not a Brit, who like their spanking, but he is an Aussie, which is close enough...

Count Jerkula said...

Fallon. Can't stand him, never could.

TalksTooMuch said...

Can anyone honestly see Jimmy Fallon spanking anyone? He wouldn't be able to keep a straight face, and that has gotta be a huge lady-boner killer. I could see Craig Ferguson, he's English...spank city...

lazyday603 said...

Ferguson is Scottish.

TalksTooMuch said...

Sorry, my bad, lazyday! Was there anything about peeing, then?

hothotheat said...

Ferguson. He looks like he likes to spank.

Count Jerkula said...

@TTM: You couldn't see Fallon spanking a stripper, then giggling like a school girl, looking around at his friends, looking back at the stripper's ass, throwing another spank in, giggling like a school girl..........

Like it is all a big joke, but deep inside, under the comedy facade, he is loving hitting a woman, because he is jealous he wasn't born with a vagina. Then he heads home, changes into his wife's lingerie and puts on her make up, before he gets a spanking of his own.

TalksTooMuch said...

Laughing during spanking causes the anti-lady-boner

yvettie said...

Oh wow someone lying to his wife and going to a strip club. You're basically suppose to spank them. I'm a girl. I lie to my bf about going to female strip clubs. I spank and put my face in their breasts just like everyone else. Good times.

125records said...

No one's guessed Kimmel yet, so I'll throw him in the mix. He got married earlier this year.

Hegg said...

TOTALLY Craig Ferguson, I've heard way worst stories about him over the past 6 years!
Letterman is too anti-social to see anyone before 8pm.

feraltart said...

Hegg, more info please.

Sean said...

They have daytime bachelor parties? What fun is that?

Alita said...

@Bacon - one those times where the difference in what "fanny" means in different countries is ouchy but amusing. That'd be a BDM lifestyle club here ;)

ninotchka said...

I like Ferguson for this but it's worth noting that Kimmel dated Sarah Silverman for a long time and she's said she loves to be spanked.