Wednesday, December 04, 2013

Blind Item #6

This Real Housewife had a drug fueled threesome romp with Kate Moss and Johnny Depp back in the day.

35 comments:

WareCat said...

Carlton?

Katie said...

Brandi?

Shiny Starfish said...

None of them, because they'd milk that story for all it's worth

aemish said...

Co-sign on Brandi

skimpymist said...

Hoanna krupa

WareCat said...

fuck, i forgot Brandi used to model in the 90s.
Hoanna's only like 33 or sumthing, she'd be like 12 in the Moss & Depp days.

Rebecca said...

I know nothing of the Housewives so I am stepping out on a limb and guessing the Hilton Aunt. I seem to recall she was at one point an actress, so maybe they were in the same circles?

menadensch said...

Stallion Booty Kenya Moore

Derek Harvey said...

Kate Moss would not touch Blandi with a ten foot poll---or with Johnnys 10 cm poll

JSierra said...

I like Brandi for this.
Carlton's face when she spilled the beans about their hot tub romp was hilarious. You know they didn't just make out in there.

Also, Joyce needs to calm the Fuck down. Fixing a stand of hair is not v cause for a bitch fest.

P.s Lets get a real housepets show going, eh?

aemish said...

@Derek.. I dunno about that. Courtney Love claimed the same thing about Kate Moss

Derek Harvey said...

I am guessing Kelly Bensimone

Derek Harvey said...

aemish---that is true---but hey shes Courtney Love

Jason Blue Eyes said...

I don't know any of the housewives but I do know Johnny used to buy $100,000 cars for Kate. Wonder if this Brandi person got one?

aemish said...

ooh.. Kelly might be a good fit too, good one

Prima Cornice said...

I say Luann - we know she likes her pirates.

Katie said...

There are all those rumors that Brandi and Eddie and Demi and Bruce used to swap. And she always talks about how she was a model in Europe in the 90s. That's why I think it's Brandi.

Lydia Bennett said...

Brandi probably wants people to think it's her but she's full of sh*t.

sandybrook said...

Since Kate Moss is a model and so was Whorehanna Krupa before she became an expensive South Beach Hooker, I'm agreeing with skimpymist.

CGemini said...

Kyle Richards ?

__-__=__ said...

Rebecca - I think you're right. She was in the original Assault on Precint 13. That would be about the right time.

Jooliganjonz said...

Cynthia Bailey was also a professional model.

Pip said...

Carlton is fug. It's shallow, but so is the show she signed up for. I'm surprised she can walk straight with the giant stick up her ass.

I think Krupa is too young to fit. I guess I'm going with Brandi.

Groovy said...

Brandi is the right age.

swatymyers said...

Kelly all the way - she's the only one who would have even moved in the same circles (ex-husband is famous fashion photographer Gilles Bensimon) and she's the right age.

ethorne said...

Mama Elsa

EGB said...

E, you win!

olliebolliesnollie said...

I'm with Derek Harvey's guesss

ethorne said...

I'm telling ya @EGB, she's the answer to all HW blinds. I bet she's the one who really broke up Yolanda & Mohammed.

Anna Katherine Nonymous said...

It was me!

Alita said...

Heh @Starfish, you're bang on! Brandi, for all the guesses going her way, couldn't keep quiet about a shame-bonk with Gerard Butler!

Sean said...

I used to work with a girl that did the same thing! Her and her gay male friends went to the Viper Room(back with Johnny owned the place). She ended up going home with Johnny and Kate. Her gay friends were so jealous. But she got a story that she has been telling for nearly 20 yrs.

fancyscreenname said...

Lol@the Kelly guess.

She doesn't do one night stands.

di butler said...

Brandi. And @Derek Harvey, Kate Moss used to do heroin/crack/meth with Pete Doherty, and all his junkie buddies, and get so tore up that she had trains ran on her. Brandi has been with/done way less than Mossy. She gave all that up, mostly, and seems to have her shiz back together now, but ugly things, they went down.

Alita said...

Seriously @di butler! Really thought Brandi would have talked, tweeted, and otherwise projected that sort of Johnny liaison! But you are infinitely more aware of this stuff, so if you reckon it's her - I take your word. And remain *shocked* that it's not been blabbed somewhere :)

Boffing Johnny back in the day though, lah, my idealised teenaged shaddow within screams "not ugly ... rapturous!" Teen-me would have given much to frolic on his earnest, alternative, and edgy body. Actually, teen-me didn't really think in those terms, I probably would have painted our nails if I'd got him for the night ;)