Wednesday, December 18, 2013

Blind Item #7

This Academy Award winning actress yelled at her celebrity husband in front of a group of people and even talked about he can't get hard. It is not like she would ever have sex if he did. It's why she loved her first husband so desperately.

28 comments:

gypsygirl said...

Nicole/keith
tom

Danielle Williams said...

@gypsygirl agreed. She seems so cold.

Renoblondee said...

Nah. I firmly think that's just rumors and she's a beast in the sheets.

Clubber Wang said...

Julia Roberts

di butler said...

Done in one. Krispy Keith and Numb Nicole.

Elita Blacktating said...

She dated both Lenny Kravitz and Q-Tip. I can't see either of them messing with a cold fish.

Count Jerkula said...

This is BS. In Nasville, Keith walks around with a hard on all day, and Nicole can't keep her hands off of it.

My bill is in the mail.

Nutty_Flavor said...

@Count, I love it.

Cecilia00 said...

My only problem with the Nicole guess is that she is as image conscious as Tom cruise, and he taught her well. I simply can not picture her losing face with a public heated argument.

laura ramona said...

Not Nicole. as Elita says she dated Lenny. plus. I have a good eye to identify cats... I bet she s***s it like hell haha

Lydia Bennett said...

This is clearly Maggie Smith.

Barton Fink said...

Also, I can't imagine her desiring sexual intercourse.

laura ramona said...

Count +++ :) ice queens love lollipops more than you can imagine

sandybrook said...

This is bs. Enty hasn't picked on Nicole all week. And hes not gonna put up with shit like that anyway.

gypsygirl said...

The Lenny Kravitz/q tip angle is preposterous...im.sexual and was in love and in relationshipsbwith people far less sexual for a myriad of reasons...has no one ever stepped out of their zone??tried new things?as for her image scrutiny....LK was most likely a match in that sense...after divorce andbthe world perceiving her as a frigid oce queen..naturally she dated the hip,fan favorite,sensual kravitz....and who actually believes she wohldnt say that to her husband whose rumour mill of divorce and issues has been incessant for years?
K...for those so.convinved this aint her-your quess is??
Ahem.

gypsygirl said...

And tom is gay and they were a match made in attorney PR heaven who.marriage contract ended at the 10 yr mark on schedule.
Its them.

auntliddy said...

Dont agree ms gypsy. Dont think cruise is gay, and dont understand the so called evidence that says he is. Nicole wld NEVER make a scene like that, she would rather cut her foot off. Spread the net wider.

Nutty_Flavor said...

@auntliddy I agree with you.

I like Lenny Kravitz myself, although I shudder to think what the Enties would say about a sexy 40-ish woman who partys a lot and sleeps around but never seems to settle down.

Or maybe I have my answer: refer to the blind about Cameron Diaz the other day.

Shit You Can't Buy said...

Jolie, Pitt, Thorton
The chemistry between Jolie and Billy Bob was crazy, with Pitt all I see is MEH

Anothergrayhare said...

I don't think BBT was AJ's first husband, wasn't Johny Lee Miller or something like that before him?

Squeezebox said...

Shirley Jones, current husband Marty Ingels, former husband Jack Cassidy.

I kid, but actually, Shirley does diss Marty in public and compare him unfavorably to her one true love, Jack. However, she did have kids with Jack. She even talks about how she masturbates in her autobiography. You keep on flickin' that bird, Mrs. Partridge.

JoElla said...

@shit you cant buy, I agree with you.

Zeeky_Boogy_Doog said...

So... Nicole Kidman's marriage split up because she had an affair with and got pregnant by Ewan McGregor, but she never ever ever has sex. Seems legit.

MadLyb said...

I'm going with Reese Witherspoon on this.

MadLyb said...

@Squeezebox - Strangely enough, your comment has made my day so far.

Dennis Ailor said...

LOL.

PotPourri said...

I'm sure Nicole is a firecracker in bed too.

ninotchka said...

Nicole and Keith immediately came to mind. That she wouldn't crack in public is a fair point but I still think it's meant to be them. Maybe the item is fake and just a reflection of the state of their contract/marriage. Urban's supposedly not having any problem getting hard elsewhere.

The Jolie/Pitt/Thornton guess might make sense, except her first husband was S&M aficionado Johnny Lee Miller. Also, Pitt still gets it up for other women. Presumably he could get it up for Jolie but who could blame him if he didn't?