Monday, December 09, 2013

Blind Item #9

Producers have assigned a minder to this B- list mostly movie actress after she showed up to the set of this potential blockbuster hammered out of her mind two consecutive days. Nothing can derail this movie.

34 comments:

Kristin said...

Dakota? Isn't she in recovery?

MontanaMarriott said...

Gee they sure are putting alot of weight into this 50 Shades film. Can you say ISHTAR?

sandybrook said...

That movie is gonna be a bomb (if this is supposed to be Dakota)

Fluffy Elmo said...

So the movie is most likely 'Snowpiercer' (which sounds like the stupidest movie ever...but anyways) so that would make it Alison Pill, Tilda Swinton or Octavia Spencer. Alison & Octavia have both done TV recently while Tilda is mostly movie for the past 20 years or so. So Tilda Swinton for the win?

Angela said...

Snowpiercer is completed, just delayed because of a conflict about the theatrical cut.
Dakota Johnson was mostly TV before she was cast in 50 Shreds of Gay.

sandybrook said...

Sniwpiercer is a finished movie no longer in production.

sandybrook said...

Jinx @Angela I type slow today and read to see my spelchek "corrections" becuz its Monday.

Bacon Ranch said...

If I were involved in any way with 50 pieces of sh*t, I'd probably need to get hammered too.
Charlie dodged a bullet with that one.

Renoblondee said...

She's been in recovery? She's so young.

Melissa said...

Snowpiercer, whatever the F that is, is already in theaters in Thailand. Not elsewhere, I'm guessing?

Murphy said...

Carrie Fisher

AppleThief4Elliot said...

Murphy is probably correct.

Derek Harvey said...

Dakota Fanning has never ever been reported as going to rehab or having any substance abuse issues

Amy Sliger said...

Dakota Johnson, not Fanning.

texas rose said...

Are they filming 50 shades already??

Kristin said...

@texas rose Unfortunately, yes. Hot Mess Express is full steam ahead.

Kristin said...

@Angela And Sundays are the nights Uncle Sandybrook stays up drinking Russian cologne. He's a bit shaky with his motor skills come Monday. ;)

Topper Madison said...

Dakota Johnson is B- list?? Did I miss something? I thought she was a celebrity spawn who got her first big break.

mrjack said...

I hate to say it but... maybe Michelle Rodriguez in F&F7 (is it 7?). She always been a bit of a boozer and she just lost a friend.

They say production's back on with the movie and I guess they feel a responsibility to get it made in honour of Paul Walker.

torie grant said...

This sounds like 50 Shades of Grey to me. It's in production and lots of careers and money is riding on this to be hit. However, is Dakota B-?

Tyger Lilly said...

Snowpiercer sounds like a biopic about a gay man who, against all odds, struggles his way to the top in the cutthroat world of competitive ice sculpture and finds love along the way.

Onyx Loathes Hydrangeas said...

@tyger lilly, why is your synopsis so much better than the actual one I just read on wiki lmao please tell me there's such a thing as a "cutthroat world of competitive ice sculpture" haha!

Kelli said...

I think mrjack is right. The clue is "derail"- and Dakota is nowhere near B list, wasn't she on one tv show that failed miserably?

Wen said...

50 Shades = Blockbuster? Nah.

NaughtyNurse said...

I was thinking Michelle Rodriguez, too.

sandybrook said...

Bwahaha @Kristin whatever I drank yesterday during football tasted worse than Russian cologne!

Basil said...

Mrjack got it. Michelle is a known drinker, and something like Paul dying could easily send her on a bender. As for blockbuster? The franchise must be successful, but this last one might pull in more money because it was Pauls last movie.

dee123 said...

Karen Gillan.

AB said...

Laugh snort laughing out loud at that one....

Snootches said...

Ahhh you beat me to it! +1

kenba said...

Megan Fox in TMNT?

Anna Katherine Nonymous said...

Dakotas parents are two huuuuge partiers. Griffiths never looked sober to me. Werent there reveals that she did coke with dakota? Nice parenting.

di butler said...

Exactly, BR. If you have to do that slow moving train wreck of a movie, you'd want to be medically numbed into oblivion.
Dakota Johnson.

Imani_Malika said...

Do people who cast Rita Ora as the crazy sister REALLY think the movie will be a blockbuster? Break even? Sell a bunch of DVDs, be a cult classic? Maaaaaaaaaaaaaybe. But BLOCKBUSTER?