Saturday, December 28, 2013

Blind Items Almost Revealed

July 15, 2013

When this couple got together, they definitely had plans for children. The A list celebrity husband thought they would make them the old-fashioned way, but the A list mostly movie actress said no to that very quickly. That would involve far too much sex and you could never be sure whether it would work so then you would just be forced to keep having sex. She had a much better idea. Surrogacy. She knew just the person and was an old family friend. So, our celebrity thought to himself, well at least it will be my sperm so I will have a child. Not so fast said the actress. She felt that his medical history was not really suitable to fathering children who were likely to succeed. Her genes were impeccable so she would be the mother, but she had someone in mind who would be a far better candidate. Her brother-in-law. Great health and mind and body and just the perfect person. Yes, of course she had one quick fling or two or three with him, but, this was about the future and making sure their children were exquisite. Well, her children really. Yes, sure, she would not see much of them right now because she was far too busy, but, in the future, when they were of an age to talk and be nice companions she would speak to them.

Both are foreign born and as of me writing this are both out of the country.

50 comments:

Seven of Eleven said...

Kidman and Urban, of course.

Freya said...

Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban.

Seven of Eleven said...

And I'm sorry, but there's no way the brother-in-law is better looking that Keith. Great body? Seriously?

sandybrook said...

Agreed I'm just wondering where Urban is on tour right now.

sandybrook said...

Agreed about the brother in law too @7 hes fug.

Flora Goforth said...

I think she meant her sister's husband. The husband's brother would share his bad genes.

Freya said...

What's wrong with his genes? He's a consistently working celebrity. Seems to be pretty successful to me.

Bacon Ranch said...

Come on over here, Keith. I'll help you write some songs and swoon as you sing.

loopymommy said...

I think this means her sister's husband, not her husband's sister's husband. Not that her sister's husband is amazing, either.

it took forever said...

kidman was born in hawaii which makes her usa born

bellaluna said...

Please don't let it be Javi & Pene!

Seven of Eleven said...

@loopy, I agree, the sister's husband isn't pulling out stops for Urban, either.

The Entern does not like Nicole at all, that's why I think this is about her. Someone in the original suggested Mimi, an interesting guess except she's USA born. Nicole was born in the US but I think her nationality is Aussie.

Freya said...

And if she believes her genes are so impeccable, why does she freeze her face?

Blogger101 said...

The problem with this blind is that if the "old family friend" was to the be surrogate to carry the baby, then there would be no need for the actress to have the fling (or two or three) with the brother-in-law. It makes no sense. A true surrogate has the mother's egg implanted in her womb, and the implantation is not done the old-fashioned way, it is done outside of the womb altogether.

LadyWawa said...

With all due respect to Keith Urban, he is only now attractive, after a ton of plastic surgery. Google his pre-op face. He looks just like his brother. I think Keith's history of drug use, versus his brother's cleaner lifestyle.

ozzyinch said...

Re his genes, if talking about Urban, he is an addict.

bflogurl said...

cosign with it took forever: Kidman is NOT foreign born.

Bacon Ranch said...

I disagree Lady. about the 'only now' part.
Google him in 2002/3
youtube "Somebody Like you", "You'll think of me" etc
Guy was Hot!

Tina Mallette said...

Looked it up Bacon you are right!

jane3113 said...

They are in Australia now for Nicole's dads birthday or something.

Sandy said...

Not Bardem and Cruz because they definitely did not use surrogates (she was seen heavily pregnant in bikinis). They are always papped with their children, too (usually from far away).

This is probably Kidman (born in the US but raised in Oz since she was an infant) and Urban, and the reason she doesn't want his genes is because of his propensity to addiction (which is now considered an inherited trait).

This is an old blind, too.

emmreeser said...

I was thinking penelope cruz and that guy

Jack Camp said...

Yeah but all these Kidman/Urban blinds are always so out of left field. Weren't they supposed to be divorced years ago? Didnt he get a call before going onstage recently that she was filing. I think this is all Kidman bashing.

Renoblondee said...

Ent and Ted hate Nic.

Sherry said...

Yeah but why DO they hate Nic? Makes ya wonder.

ninotchka said...

Kidman/Urban. He knew what it was when he agreed to it but I've always felt a little sorry for him anyway. At least he got what he was after out of it.

sandybrook said...

They hate her becuz of Tom Cruise

sandybrook said...

Our Enties Robt seem to particularly like Katie Holmes so much either. Possibly the only ppl in the world like that.

sandybrook said...

Spelchek go away *don't *

Seven of Eleven said...

@Sherry, right? What is the method behind the madness?

IDK, but I cannot stand Chelsea Handler. Just can't. I like funny, acerbic women who like to drink (call me, betches!) but for some reason, Handler is nails on a chalkboard.

Kameon Quillen said...

I think Enty loathes Nic because she seems super uptight and shallow. If he saw her in the SNL episode with Mike Myers as Phillip the Hyper-hypo he may loosen up.

Kathleen said...

I guess this is supposed to be Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban, who are in Australia right now. She was born in the U.S., though, and she carried her first child Sunday Rose (unless that was a Beyonce-type pillow baby?). Also, she had several miscarriages while married to Tom Cruise, which indicates her willingness to get pregnant. Alao, everything in this blind is so private, it would never be known unless "Enty" is best friends and a confidant to either Nicole or Keith, which i highly doubt, or has a source who is stealing their medical records, which is extremely illegal. Oh, and a successful, rich celebrity who is cut off from sex by his shrew wife and not allowed to have biological children would likely just get a divorce. What I'm saying is, this blind is unimaginative bullshit*t.

TalksTooMuch said...

This is just too bizarre to even guess, you guys are awesome. How could this even possibly be credible? Weird language, written by a drunk enty who fell asleep on Thesaurus.com, blah.

BaconRanch, Urban WAS the hotness back then.

TalksTooMuch said...

Kameon - that is the best Mike Myers skit EVER! I still say that all the time "you're the DEVIL!"

Gabi said...

I don't like Nicole either, uptight frozen egomaniac...

Gabi said...

Also believe she refuses to get pregnant as it will ruin her figure!

Seabee said...

Keith is an addict that's why his genes would be bad. Nicole's sister had a few kids before Nicole did so she would know the father makes good kids with Kidmans.

kerri said...

Nicole's sister (Antonia) has been married twice. Her first husband is Aungus Hawley, they were together for years. He's ok looking, but not fantastic.

sarah.estell said...

Kidman and Urban are the ONLY ones who this could possibly be, right? And not to be snarky about a child, but lets just say that neither of them looks "exquisite" to me.

NotBuyingItInNashville said...

No sex from his wife would explain why Urban is consistently getting it elsewhere.

Karen said...

Dont know why everyone keeps guessing Urban and Kidman. Nicole is American. She was born in Hawaii! Only grew up a few years in Australia but she is American. The blind states that both are foreigners.

di butler said...

I suppose this is meant as Am born Kidman and Urban, but I dunno. Early Urban was pretty hot to me, and having a propensity for addictions as common as head lice these days. As for the kids, the oldest one, Sunday Roast, that kid looks just like Kidman, and is really pretty. The other, has straight, brown hair and looks more like, well, maybe Urban.

auntliddy said...

Kathleen speaks true. Me agree.

goes in circles said...

Enty never checks things like that. I'm guessing he assumed she was born in Australia, like I did, and didn't bother checking. This is the first time I've ever heard she was born in Hawaii.

Aoife said...

Foreign born can be Canadian right? Hawaii is part of the United States.

I got nothing though I don't think it's Kidman and Urban.

Hegg said...

I know it's blinds and all but I find this to be written in such a blatantly ignorant and cruel manner. For all we know, this couple had genetic counselling and it was advised to not use the male's DNA. This is more common than you think, particularly when the Mother is over 36 and the child might be susceptible to more genetic "impairments".

Count Jerkula said...

What kind of fucking sap is this guy? He is a gaddam embarrassment. If you arent going to be having sex and you arent going to father children, then why be with the twat?

bunny honey said...

I don't think it's Nicole and Keith. One of the girls looks like her and the other looks like him. Also since he's not a drunk anymore I doubt he would be still with her if she is this horrible.

TeeTee said...

TOTALLY agree - I just don't get it. She's NOT funny or clever. I tried her show, I tried that stupid female sketch show, I tried one of her books - all fell flat. The only thing that makes her are sleeping with execs and the other comedians she has on her panel for half a show.

angryjane said...

hmm that looks like a pregnant belly to me.
http://weblogs.cltv.com/entertainment/tv/metromix/urban%20and%20kidman%203.jpg