Tuesday, December 10, 2013

Blind Items Revealed

November 12, 2007

This one happened over the summer at a festival which had about twenty groups. The headlining group was given a heads up that this A+ list female film actress wanted to meet the band. This actress has a history with bands and it didn't really come as a surprise, except they had no idea she was a fan. The band was really excited though because they had not been headliners long and this was someone they all had crushes on over the years. So, our A list actress shows up and brings a female friend who just went away for some water and then never came back. The actress hung out with the band the three or four hours prior to their set, and was fun and drinking and sharing stories. She did some flirting, but nothing serious. She kind of rebuffed advances from each of the group and just kept saying, "wait until after." Immediately after the show, when they went to their trailer to change, the actress was waiting there. Naked. It was after, and she wanted them. All. Two hours later she had taken them all on several times, and gave them each a sweet kiss before she left. Her female friend was right there at the front of the trailer door as our actress emerged, and even had water.

From what I understand this is the first time the actress had taken on the entire group. She has however taken on multiple members of groups, but always after the show.

Kirsten Dunst

67 comments:

Harry Knuckles said...

Don't think Kirsten's going to be too happy about this reveal.

parissucksliterally said...

hey, whatever floats her boat, but i could never fuck a group of guys in one night. I hope she's okay in the head...

saywhat? said...

I waana know who the band was. is she into the guns n roses type of band or the backstreet boys kind of band ?

Renoblondee said...

I feel sore for her.

timebob said...

Garrett Hedlund must be so proud his girlfriend is a band aid.

Derek Harvey said...

what band?!

Jessi said...

Maybe it was the Black Keys, the band only has two members. Because seriously, how after only two hours do you take them all on several times.

dawn davenport said...

she would need ice packs to reduce the swelling, my gawd what a champ!

Single Man in Love with Love said...

Starting a rock band...who's with me?!?!

sandybrook said...

I bet it was Papa Roach.

Tara said...

Kiki goes for the indie-esque bands. I stood next to her in the VIP section of a Bright Eyes show (not the band of the blind, by the way). I'm actually really curious as to who the band is!!

Humor Me said...

C'mon Enty - who is the band????

batzz said...

Why all the concern-trolling and criticism of her? If a male celebrity did something comparable, most people would think he was a stud.

sky said...

When only half of a blind is revealed, I'm fairly certain it's because while there may be an element of truth to it, the greater portion is not.

Derek Harvey said...

bands that became famous in 2007 and played big festivals
band of horses
the national
kings of leon
----one of them i bet-------

AJ said...

Ding Ding Ding.

Derek Harvey said...

I dont see Kiki as a papa roach kinda gal

Lucas said...

She dated the singer for Razorlight in 2007. And if she wants to be a freak and sell it on the weekend it's none of yo bizness.

Staple611 said...

I definitely thought this was Kate Hudson. Looking back, not many people guessed Kiki.

Violet said...

It kinda makes me itch just reading this. Don't really understand the last paragraph though - she's occasionally had a few of but not the whole group at the same time (or one after another?) but this time she had every single one of them?
You know, fair do, it's not for me but who am I to judge (although i do, oh so very much sadly).

sandybrook said...

In 2007 she does this and early in 2008 she puts herself in the clinic to get treated for depression.

Count Jerkula said...

I hope they didn't take turns and just went all in. You think she went bukakke finish or gokkun?

sky said...

Violet, that's how the last paragraph reads to me also, so I'd say yes.

Sean Bello said...

definitely gokkun, count

mannyv said...

This must be one of those band bonding things.

"We like each other so much we shared bodily fluids in a glass named Kirsten."

Chimp Pansy said...

Great reveal! Please reveal the band Enty!

OneEyeCharlie said...

Hey, Kirsten. Two words. Cranberry juice.

parissucksliterally said...

batz, bullshit. We'd be calling a guy gross for doing this, not a stud.

Blonde Galore said...

This strory has "Playboy fantasy" written all over it. I don't believe a word lol.

bflogurl said...

@Reno- Bwwaaahahahahahhahahahaha!!!

Kristin said...

@sandybrook I'm having the same thought process. She seemed to be going through some major shit. Kinda fucked that she's revealed and not the band, especially when she was ill.

sandybrook said...

And before this event was her time with Toothy Tile @Kristen probably àll related somehow

Unknown said...

I love how many people here say something like "what someone else does is nobody's business." This is a GOSSIP site. None of it is anyone's business....that's what makes it GOSSIP. Sheesh.

Count Jerkula said...

People here for the gossip? I came here for the trolling and I stayed for the selfies I find in my Inbox.

TalksTooMuch said...

Bwawhaha, that's awesome Lucas

TalksTooMuch said...

I'm just here to make friends and unknown, you're just one I haven't met yet!

Amy Cohen said...

The band - the Artic Monkeys?

PrvyLA said...

Does the 'sweet kiss' comment mean she shared everyone's fluids with each other?

Little Miss Smoke and Mirrors said...

Someone check the Coachella 2007 roster.

Little Miss Smoke and Mirrors said...

Co-sign Arctic Monkeys.

Anothergrayhare said...

Gee, now I gotta go look up Gokken, or however the hell you spell it.

Anothergrayhare said...

And now I'm gonna throw up.

Kristin said...

@anothergrayhare What is it? What is it? I'm too afraid to look myself.

Count Jerkula said...

@grayhare: Surprisingly from what I hear only a few of them throw up.

B. Profane said...

"Two words. Cranberry juice."

I keep a bottle in the fridge. After a vigorous first night with a new lady I leave a glass of said juice by the bed the next morning, if we're at my place.

Olive said...

I wouldn't.

NaughtyNurse said...

Holy shit! Wow! Now this is what I call a reveal!

Andy said...

I remember when this came out, everyone guessed Lindsay.

texas rose said...

I wish there were more reveals as juicy as this.

MadLyb said...

Wow, I'm actually impressed. That really takes a bit of stamina. My guess for the band is Mumford and Sons.

childeroland said...

What batzz said. If the genders were reversed, people (not necessarily regulars here, just generally) would be saying "thataboy."

Sherry said...

Oh come on! Who HASN'T done this? Anyone? Just me?...oops...







Not really. Somehow I missed this activity.

Anna Katherine Nonymous said...

good for her. to each his or her own. if all were consenting/willing what's the big? get it girl. and such a nice friend with the water afterwards!

Count Jerkula said...

A travel bottle of Scope would have been nicer than just water.

di butler said...

I think you've got it @Amy Cohen. Plus, I remember my daughter liked them when she was younger. Wasn't there a song about sucking your kisses?

There was a Japanese Indy band called Sweet Kisses in the early 00s, anyone else remember Kiki doing that cover of "Turning Japanese"?"

Kassandra said...

There are a lot of women who do this on the reg.


Not me. Definitely admit to it being fantasy material, though.

BaronessOrczy said...

@B Why cranberry juice?

BaronessOrczy said...

@B Why cranberry juice?

rajahcat said...

no that's just disgusting sorry I'm not as cool as the rest of you

ugg Kiki

Count Jerkula said...

@Baroness: Probably to counteract potential UTI

Aoife said...

Oh wow!

Henriette said...

Cranberry juice is to relieve bladder infections, but it doesn't always work.

So Kiki is a groupie. I could see her doing this with the Kings of Leon. Some of them are pretty good looking.

If I was a guy, this would gross me out. Heck, as a woman it's kind of gross. That's like being in the middle of an Orea cookie.

HHJJ said...

Chad Kroeger did the Hero song for Spiderman, Nickelback did music festivals in summer 2007. Bring out the listerine!

Unknown said...

Kirstin and Chumbawamba

Rach Around said...

Meh. My Uni friend once fucked right dudes all from the same footy team at The Falls festival. As you can imagine, she got a little dry after a few, so they used mayonnaise as lube.

Rach Around said...

Right = EIGHT.

PJJ said...

Lol!