Wednesday, December 11, 2013

Blind Items Revealed

December 3, 2007

What you have here is a marriage between a female top 40 singer and another singer. They have made some visits to this space in the past. Mix this very strange married couple with an A list television star on a very hit dramedy. He is also no stranger to this space. So our A list actor starts hitting on the female singer right in front of the husband, behind the husband, around the husband. Everywhere. The husband has grown to being ignored and abused by his own wife so this is nothing new. What was shocking though was that apparently our female singer who dislikes men with a passion, finally had enough of the actor hitting on her and just reared back and kicked him right in the balls. No mincing words. She got him really good. Not quite, drop on the ground and call for mommy good, but close. Makes you wonder how many times the husband has suffered the same type of fate.

Avril Lavigne/Jeremy Piven

41 comments:

Ms Cool said...

BS. No way has Piven been A list, even with Entourage. Not even for Cars.

Solitary Angel said...

She abuses Chad?

trainrides said...

@Solitary Angel yes, with her music. (And then vice versa)

Renoblondee said...

On the morning show on the radio this morning she us going to do a special request for meet and greet with a little girl that lost her dad and adores Avril. So there's that.

caralw said...

Since it's dated from 2007, it must be the Sum 41 guy.

NaughtyNurse said...

Wow. I really don't like her.

caralw said...

However, if she hates men, why would she go for Chad. His lyrics are sooo misogynistic.

sandybrook said...

Derek whibley is the schmuck hubby not Chad Kroeger. So Avril doesn't like men huh?. Chad's a beard? I don't think so.

Vera L- said...

I hope this is real. Piven deserves a shot to the store.

Runswithscissors said...

Piven was A list in 07, he even opened SNL. Would've loved to see him get kicked. Notice the "dislikes men with a passion", does it mean she prefers women, if so, both her and chad are bearing to become Canadian rock royalty. Ha ha ha!!!

Runswithscissors said...

Bearding* (I dislike autofill with a passion)

Violet said...

Good on her. So kind of her to publicise her good deed as well.

bflogurl said...

I know everyone despises Piven, but he was in Singles so he will always get a small pass from me.

Anna Katherine Nonymous said...

In nickelbacks song "this is how you remind me," there is a nice line that goes:Cuz being a woman must have damn near killed you." My opinion is that abusers find kind wounded people and vice versa.

Dolphy said...

I despise JP so #fuckyeahavril.

Seven of Eleven said...

As much as I despise the Piv, she kicked him in the groin for hitting on her? That, to me, isn't a kickable offense. More of a humiliate him at the top of your voice in front of everyone offense. "YOU WANT TO DO WHAT WITH A DOG? THAT'S GROSS, YOU MONSTER! GET AWAY FROM ME AND LEAVE MY DOG ALONE!"

@Anna, the line is "living with me must have damn near killed you", he's saying she must think he's a complete jerk to have broken his heart the way she did, but he's doing it in a jerky way (of course, it's Chad).

Vera L- said...

Anna Kath - the line is

Cause living with me must have damn near killed you

Read more: Nickelback - How You Remind Me Lyrics | MetroLyrics

and damn you for making me google Nickleback lyrics! ;)

Lizzeh said...

Anna... The line is 'being with me'

Harry Knuckles said...

Not sure I buy the "hates men" thing but here she is frolicking in the ocean seemingly without a care in the world and also with one of her breasts partially exposed, like some sort of wanton trollop.

sarah.estell said...

You just did the impossible. Made me like Avril.

sarah.estell said...

You just did the impossible. Made me like Avril.

Marisa said...

This actually makes me like her more, or should I say, dislike her less

LetLoveRule said...

Yeah, makes me like her too. It doesn't sound like he's merely hitting on her, it sounds like he's being aggressive, disrespectful (in front of the husband?) and not taking no for an answer.

auntliddy said...

Hey, who doesnt want to kick piven in the balls?

Rach Around said...

Can't stand her, but fuck yes! She ticked one item off my bucket list

Kate and Gemma said...

That actually wasn't painful to read. There were commas! Lots of them!

Sherry said...

I guess I wasn't the only person who was thrilled that Pivert got his balls kicked. Hilarious! I don't think Avril dislikes men as much as she's just a bitch to them.

However, haven't you known someone who obviously dislikes women but still needs them?

BringingUglyBack said...

It's all fun and games until someone loses a testical. I've seen a girl knee a guy didn't come to school for three weeks. He ahem busted a but.

Jason Blue Eyes said...

Piven was so good on that show Cupid. The fuck happened to him?

Derek Harvey said...

I know people that know/knew Avril and Derrick. They are alright people----way less scandalous and polite than most of the assholes you write about here. From what I know I can totally picture Avril doing this and Derrick being too coked-out to notice.

Hanwi said...

Avril was revealed as someone who will never take her clothes off with her men, let alone have sex. The revealed blind almost made it sound like something traumatic has happened to her. Or is she just a lesbian afraid to come out, thus keeping getting married to random guys. She and Chad kind of look like friends, nothing intimate between.

TalksTooMuch said...

I can't seriously believe anyone was hitting on Avril Levigne

Derek Harvey said...

I think Avril is really pretty. The 14 year old girl at the mall clothes dont help matters much though. She did date Brody Jenner who is no slouch.

TalksTooMuch said...

It's not that I don't think she's pretty, it's that I think on the Approachability Scale she reads in the negatives. You're right, she did date THE HOTNESS so she must have something not immediately visible. Maybe he likes a challenge!

Jacq said...

I think the husband was the poor ugly dude from Sum 41

Chris J said...

I still watch PCU when it's on.

JSierra said...

Anna & Lizzeh I always thought the line was "cuz little women must have damn near killed you". Shit, you learn something new everyday

MadLyb said...

If I had a ton of money and a lot of time, I'd journey up to a Tibetan monastery and spend several years studying how to become one with the foot that kicked Jeremy Piven in the balls.

Mark B said...

i don't mind avril (wouldn't want to have to work or live with her from what i've read though), but this wouldn't surprise me at all. I could totally buy that she's a closet lesbian too. Isn't she from a fairly religious family? That would explain why she wouldn't come out.

MK MarYar said...

and bam, instant avril lavigne fan.

di butler said...

I've never hated Avril. Seems a waste of time I could be spending Paltrow. Same with Pivert.