Saturday, December 07, 2013

Blind Items Revealed

June 4, 2008

#2 - Despite reports to the contrary, what really broke up this celebrity couple was not interference but rather the fact that when our female got home one night her boyfriend was waiting for her. While she was digging for the keys in her purse, a torn condom wrapper came fluttering out. Considering she and her boyfriend didn't use condoms this was distressing to him, hence the breakup. Now any time he spends with her is just to get back at her and is not out of any kind of sense of love.

Jessica Simpson/Tony Romo

23 comments:

Sarah said...

Very interesting Enty.

Derek Harvey said...

I cant help but have love for Jess even though she is what I consider everything wrong with the world

12-Inch Chewbacca said...

She was just holding it for Papa Joe!

sifichick said...

Sorry but no girl who dates John Mayer is exactly innocent. It's funny that he seems to go for the ones who appear innocent. We all know he's a total freak.

Seven of Eleven said...

Well.... either she isn't a litterbug or didn't want the hotel maids to spill the beans to a rag. Judging by the size of the purses she carries, though, I don't see how anything could come fluttering out of one of them.

Renoblondee said...

She's into some crazy shit I bet.

Count Jerkula said...

Oh, the stuff he must have done to that dunce to get back at her. Totally different experience between grudge fucking and hate fucking.

Ja'mie King said...

You think?? That's what every source seems to imply, but I never got that vibe from her, even after the sexual napalm thing. She always just seemed painfully average to me, from her intellect to her style, and I assumed bland in the boudoir as well. My vibe intake receiver must be on the fritz for this one.

auntliddy said...

Get it girl! Well, she never was known for being very bright, shoulda hid that thing. I wonder what her explanation was? "Honestly honey, I saw this on the ground and I didnt want a child to pick it up!", would have been mine. Or, "now I know why Susie was rummaging in my purse when her boyfriend walked up!" Hey! I'm good at this! Think I'll be an assistant! lol

Patty said...

Explains why he left her in aarking lot, if that story is true.

Senor Salty said...

Sexual Napalm. Didn't she like to be asphyxiated?

sandybrook said...

I thought she liked taking trips on the Hershey Highway. Tony wound up in a better place with Chase Crawford's newsanchor sister and she never gets blamed for distracting him when the Cowboys lose big games (which is still often.) Like Jess was.

Murphy said...

Thats hilarious

Sherry said...

And all this time I felt sorry for her. But wasn't there a blind that was supposed be about her where Tony was doing anything he could to get rid of her because she wouldn't break up with him?

Paint Chips said...

Good for her.

msgirl said...

I thought he left because she had that Barbie theme party and was going to make him be Ken HAHAHA!!!

Also she was the guess to the blind where she couldn't have children because of something she picked up from all her backdoor sex.

texas rose said...

Wasn't there a revealed blind where it was implied that he broke up with her by getting a simpson lookalike and banging her out on film which he left for her to find??

Henriette said...

@texasrose
I was just going to type that! Yeah, this blind contradicts the other blind about these two.

TalksTooMuch said...

Well, she WAS being safe, Tony, half points?

epiphany said...

It pains me that I know this, but this reveal, and the blinds mentioned above could all be accurate. Tony and Jess broke up the first time in 2008, then got back together and broke up again in the summer of 2009. I think this reveal pertains to the first break up, and he used the time in between to exact his revenge, whatever that was.

sugarbread maker said...

I thought the blonde he used to get revenge was carrie underwood

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caralw said...

No woman carries around used condom wrappers. LOL.