Wednesday, December 18, 2013

Blind Items Revealed

March 6, 2007

This sometime actress and I am being generous there. This sometime singer and I am being generous there. This woman who rides on the coattails of __________. That is much better. Anyway our actress/singer/leech has a new love. Well, she thinks he is a new love. To him, our actress/singer/leech is someone kind of cool to say he had sex with and you can close your eyes and kind of imagine___________. Anyway, she thinks it is love, and everyone else including__________ knows it is all about sex and nothing else.

A little update. Two actually. He recently told her that he wanted to invite another woman over and join them. She said no and told her friend (never do that) what he had said. Well she found out she missed him so she went back and agreed to do as he wanted. As for imagining__________, she has drawn the line in fulfilling that fantasy for him. She does allow the other person in the background so to speak.

Ashlee Simpson/Jessica Simpson/Pete Wentz

20 comments:

T. E. Cuz said...

Wtf. creepy.

char said...

huh?

Count Jerkula said...

Good for Pete. If yer puttin up with the crazy, you should be able to take advantage of it from time to time.

Unknown said...

So...if I'm translating properly, Asslee thought she was in love with Pete, but Pete was basically fantasizing about Jessica the whole time, and possibly had her in the room (or, more likely, on the TV) while they were inflagrante?

Unknown said...
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sandybrook said...

Jessica watched them screw? Where's OG Enty when we need clarification? Paging entyonamobile!

Derek Harvey said...

and then Ashlee spent all his money on coke haha Pete you douche. I met him and he is not very attractive in person and annoying!

Harlow17 said...

i think jessica was either on the tv or maybe they had sex to her music? either way creepy

Eros said...

Poor Ashley. ..I hope that girl finds peace and happiness and liberation from dating assholes plus freedom from living in Jessica's shadow.

di butler said...

If I'm reading this right, (lol! Always subjective) then Asslee was in lurve with Emo Boy, but Emo Boy just wanted a fun fucktimer, so while banging Asslee he'd fantasize about Porny Tits, maybe play her music, movies during the banging. He wanted a 3 some with Asslee and Tits A Hoy, she said "neighhhh."

auntliddy said...

This was ________ to understand. Why was_________ with her/him if she didnt like -______? See there, enty, now u know how it feels, lol

SuSu said...
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__-__=__ said...

So sad. Both Simpson girls are so messed up. I hope someone helps them. They probably don't even realize it. It's so hard to help people, men or women, who have been told so many lies all their life. Sometimes impossible. Some really never recover from a lifetime of lies and betrayal. Just sad.

SuSu said...

Where's PaPa Joe?

Rose said...

Actually auntliddy, I can still understand what you're saying.I can't say the same for the blind.

Jake Snikies said...
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Jake Snikies said...

I think maybe it is being suggested that Jessica Simpson pictures or maybe videos/movies are allowed to play in the background while Pete & Ashee do their thing.

And, hate to break it to you ladies, but we ( men ) all want to bang your hot sisters too. I could hardly think of a more common fantasy.

NomNom83 said...

Well, I'm just glad these two crazies called it quits before they did something stupid, like get married, or, worse yet, have a kid. Phew. Bullets dodged, amiright?

MadLyb said...

I guess this sounds kind of skeezy from the point of view of someone who has no scruples and is willing to blab about what they think they know or see about a third party twice removed ("such and such's one time assistant told her cousin who told a mutual friend who told me..."). I don't trust these sorts, but I do enjoy blind items, even though I know most of them are B.S.

O noshithitfanhard! said...

???