Monday, December 16, 2013

Blind Items Revealed

July 31, 2007

#1 It worked once, why not try it again? This parasite got some help in the record department with one lap dance, so why not try and make it two? The parasite decided to try and give a lap dance to an aging record producer who said no thanks despite many attempts by the parasite to suck up and do whatever she thought might work.

Paris Hilton/Clive Davis (she obviously didn't know Clive that well)

18 comments:

laura ramona said...

Kartrashians can' t bit this one. yet. dunno if someone can ever go so low as this one. maybe Tara

di butler said...

"Parasite," lol. Was this in the "Super Duper Easy Category?"

Melanie said...

Clive's said he's bi, so Parasite seems to know him better than Enty does.

sandybrook said...

Did OG Enty give her the name Parasite Hilton?

Derek Harvey said...

Clive Davis is 81 yr old. So regardless of his sexuality he aiiiint got tiiiime for daaat

auntliddy said...

ugh, the picture in my brain is killing me!!!!!

Craig said...

Is Enty telling me Clive prefers the pole to the dance? ;)

parissucksliterally said...

sandy, no. I think Parasite and Wonky McValtrex were both coined by Michael K.

hahahahahha- about this blind.

Harry Knuckles said...

Have a hard time believing Paris Hilton would be so naughty as to give a lap dance.

Seven of Eleven said...

Poor Paris.

TalksTooMuch said...

Can't you almost hear the wah wah

Poppymann said...

She was sooooo barking up the wrong tree.

Sherry said...

Shows what an idiot she is as if there was still a question.

B. Profane said...

Please god, no more music from that skank. I was trapped opposite a kiosk playing her music video on a fifteen minute cycle one day. I nearly tore my own ears off.

Cheryl said...

Clive says he is bi but acts more like a self-loathing gay by stuffing his label's acts deep in the closet.He is known to date men but qualifies it by saying he married two women so he must be bi.

timebob said...

if Parasite was smart she would of put on a strap on and given that man a riiidddeee!

anon said...

Clive says he's bi but his recent relationships have been with men - from his Wikipedia page:

In 2013, Davis publicly came out as bisexual in his autobiography The Soundtrack of My Life. On the daytime talk show Katie, he told host Katie Couric that he hoped his coming out would lead to "greater understanding" of bisexuality.[1][26] Since 2004, Davis has been in a relationship with a man, which followed a 14-year relationship with a male doctor.

Aoife said...

Whoever said Clive liked the pole more than the dance had it right.

I'm surprised the parasite ddn't know this.