Sunday, December 22, 2013

Blind Items Revealed

July 9, 2013

This former B list mostly television actress from a very hit show for an almost network is not on the same page with her A list mostly movie actor husband when it comes to certain things in their marriage. He wants a family. She does not. She wants to be famous and be an actress and model and before she has any kids he is going to have to find her a huge role. If it is a big enough hit, I'm guessing she would leave him because she is getting tired of the being hidden away and brought out for parties.

Blake Lively/Ryan Reynolds

39 comments:

Derek Harvey said...

ohhhh Skipper....yoohoo

Jennabean said...

Run bitch, run!!!

fancyscreenname said...

Yawn

Derek Harvey said...

yeah this particular blind enty likes to re-write backwards and forwards upside down and sideways. Ryan wants Blake barefoot and pregnant...we get it

Sherry said...

We knew this one already. She married him hoping he could make her star rise. He's ready for a family. Should have discussed this before they got hitched.

gee-gee said...

She DOES need to go sit down some where. I don't care if it's to have babies or not.

Count Jerkula said...

They are both fame whores, so no sympathy towards either of them.

Derek Harvey said...

@Count maybe you can give Ryan some advice on how to get her chained to the radiator in their basement...

sandybrook said...

She probably told him one thing before they got married just to get him married then showed her true colors. Not that he probably really gives 2 shits anyway he 's probably out screwing everything with shaved crotches and legs.

skipper said...

@Derek Harvey

Hi! I had guessed this right so I'm not surprided! I've always said she probably played the baid and switch thing, so...nothing new...of course IF Enty is to be considered reliable.

skipper said...

Edit: I meant 'bait and switch', obviously.

Derek Harvey said...

@skipper you should go on the Dlisted website and find the last post about Blake---she does an interview and sounds so dumb and very boring..

The Real Dragon said...

*dead* at Nothanksdarlin comment in the original thread.

skipper said...

I've never thought she was a genius, she's not the dumbest actresses in Hollywood but surely not the brightest either. But she's been smart enough to make him believe she was really willing to give him the 30 kids she's always blabbed about until she got the ring. Then the music apparently changed.

FrenchGirl said...

it was in STAR mag in june
http://www.gossipcop.com/ryan-reynolds-pressuring-blake-lively-have-kids-children-biological-clock/

http://www.gossipcop.com/ryan-reynolds-big-family-blake-lively-details-2013-interview-relationship-kids-children/
i guess Enty wrote this blind after DETAILS released interview

MISCH said...

They looked so miserable out shopping for the holidays…
It's a toss up who splits first Blake & Ryan or Alec & Diarrhea.

V said...

Ultimately, he should be with someone not famous, or shack up with Sandy B.

skipper said...

Bravo V.!

MISCH said...

I agree if you want a normal life marry a normal woman

Count Jerkula said...

@ Derrick: I prefer willing Basement Chain participants, but if Ryan needs some advice, I'll ponder it for a moment.

Now I don't know what other medications she is on, and don't think he is bright enough to research drug interactions, so roofies are out of the question. He would be left with charm, booze and her desire to be a star as the tools to lure her in.

Now what I would recommend is a surprise dinner out. He comes home and tells Blake to get dressed up, because they are going out to a nice dinner and he has some great news to tell her. Then hop right in the shower w/o telling her a thing.

Get to the restaurant an hour before the reservation and start pounding the drinks and forcing her to keep up. He should probably take a bump of meth so the alcohol doesn't affect him as much.

Over dinner Ryan should act really excited, but not tell her anything until between the meal and dessert, when he orders a bottle of champagne and tells her that Green Lantern 2 just got the go ahead and they want to really expand her role. After dessert, order a bottle of champagne to go and ask for the check.

When they get home and she is coming onto him all sloppy and drunk and horny thinking about her ascension to A-List, he springs on her, "lets do something different to celebrate. I have a fun idea." He takes her hand and leads her to the basement door.

She practically floats down the stairs to the dimly lit basement. Thoughts of second billing and non vanilla sex are dancing through her head.

The basement is dimly lit, but she can see a sex swing in the corner, just passed the washer and dryer. As they stand their kissing and groping, he tears her dress off her and tells her to bend over onto the swing, because he wants to eat some "soon to be A-list ass." She is practically bursting with joy as she assumes the position.

Ryan kneels behind her lovely ass, picks up the shackle and slaps it on her. Then he backs off and slaps her ass as hard as he can, causing the first glimmer of reality to enter the situation.

"What's going on?" Blake says, as she gets out of the swing, turns towards him and realizes she's tethered to the radiator.

"Try getting to your birth control pills now, you lying cunt!" He screams while zipping his pants back up. "There is a futon and a bucket over there. I'll be down in the morning with some breakfast and my laundry for you. You aren't getting out until the stick you pee on shows double lines."

Derek Harvey said...

@ Count--you should write one of those mommy porn books like 50 shades of Grey--I am sure some chicks would be really into that sorta thing...

V said...

I can't really decide if RR is douchey or not, but I don't see what the big deal is for him to have a want of a more "traditional" marriage (i.e. a lot of kids and wife at home). He just needs to chose better...random thoughts.

Derek Harvey said...

@V I know but Ryan Gossling is really good looking as well and really gives off no douchey vibes

V said...

@Derek, I actually think both Ryans give of a bit of douche (not in a bad way). RG just seems way less uptight. To me RG, is the boyfriend you're truly friends with, RR is the boyfriend to marry (on paper anyway).

Beth said...

Ryan Reynolds looks like a gerbil...beadiest rat like eyes I've ever seen.

audrey said...

I always got the impression that RR didn't really want kids. I guess it is because after he and Alannis split she had a child with someone else.

Renoblondee said...

Lol @ Diarrhea

Count Jerkula said...

@Derek: Thank you.

I don't know if I have the patience to outline and write an entire book. Maybe I do the Clive Barker thing someday, collection of short stories, maybe a novella, and go from there. Then a 1000pg novel when I am financially comfortable, w/ a special edition that comes with a signed an #'d "massager". One stop shopping.

I have considered cancelling the internet for a month and buying some weed to facilitate an attempt.

Sprink said...

No horse in this race, but can we please not automatically blame Blake? Reynolds married Scarlett J and Blake L--both young, 'hot' (as in industry), actresses. Why Ithe world would he think they'd be ready to give up career for babies, just for him?

Tina Mallette said...

Interesting Sprink, the word "beard" comes to mind now

MadLyb said...

No.

Nothanksdarlin said...

I'll share ;)

Henriette said...

Blake Boring has to give up on the idea she is going to be the next big thing. She just doesn't have the personality or charisma for anyone to care about her. I bet she has a Voodoo doll of Jennifer Lawrence at home she sticks pins in.

RR is an idiot for marrying two actresses.












Sandy said...

The only woman in Hollywood who is stupider, less talented and less interesting than Lively is Kim Kardashian.

Lively rolled the dice with Reynolds and came up short. She thought they'd be a Hollywood power couple and the center of attention, but they're both so boring nobody cares. Now she's stuck. Too bad.

Queen Tidbit said...

Basement chain participants? Disgusting. Seriously, not even close to amusing.

Sprink said...

Ha!

di butler said...

How is it possible for two such attractive people to be so Beige Blandsly?

Sarah said...

V you look very glamorous in your photo . Great lip color

ninotchka said...

Dull as dirt, the pair of them. They can go down to the basement and just stay there. No one would notice the absence of their presence.