Saturday, December 28, 2013

Blind Items Revealed

July 10, 2013

This married A list mostly movie actress who is also an Academy Award winner/nominee has a male assistant about half her age who just also happens to be an ex porn star and spends almost every second with our actress, and when not in public, he usually can be found without a shirt on with our actress always touching him. Someone who witnessed it says it is creepy and also thinks the pair are not having sex, just some really odd relationship.

Catherine Zeta Jones

32 comments:

Derek Harvey said...

Her antics annoy me

TalksTooMuch said...

Not having sex with your porn star assistant would be like hiring Gordon Ramsay to wash dishes. Let 'im do what he's good at! Also GR would not have to wash dishes at my house.

Sherry said...

Now I remember the first part of this but not the "creepy" part and it was all assumed, guessed to be Sharon Stone. Seriously though compared to Michael I'd take the young porn star too.

Violet said...

I doubt that's either creepy or odd. The ex porn star bit is a red herring - he's maybe moved on and us trying out a new career. And perhaps she's just one of those toucy feely people. Can't explain the no shirt bit mind - unless they spend a lot of time on the beach. Anyway, it's not really much if a story is it?

Freya said...

@TTM Nice analogy.

Violet said...

Many many spelling errors - fat fingers and iPhone do not make a good combo.

Bacon Ranch said...

Given their infamous prenup (if MD cheats, she gets everything) I wonder if she is included in that as well, re:cheating.
Kind of insensitive to hire an ex porn guy when your husband is still recovering from cancer.
Then again he did insinuate she gave him an STD..so weird relationship all the way around.

Freya said...

@Violet It's coherent. Don't worry about it. ;-)

Freya said...

@Bacon Ranch - Crazy indeed. He implied he got it from her, otherwise he would have had to pay up for infidelity.

lesbianeatwhat said...

@TTM bwahahaaaa!

The Real Dragon said...

Why is it creepy? They are both adult

Freya said...

Maybe she was tired of stroking MD's old man physique and wanted to touch some young meat. Maybe that was all she needed to get off...

Redd said...

I think it's a rather commendable thing that Catherine is doing- she can torture the hell outta Michael just by having a studly decoration. Michael Douglas comes across as vain and narcissistic, I am sure it would be a huge blow to his ego to be constantly reminded that his handsome looks are long gone.

Seven of Eleven said...

@talks, I would hire Gordon Ramsay to do my dishes. ;)

auntliddy said...

And we all thought HE was the weirdo!!!!

TalksTooMuch said...

Oh Seven, I would hire Gordon Ramsay, just not to wash my dishes. Saving up!

FrenchGirl said...

CZJ's one assistant i found recently is Lyndon Jones (on Side Effects)and he's her younger brother
http://www.nowmagazine.co.uk/gallery/gallery-specials/13379/3/4/celebrity-family-special-brothers-and-sisters/1
https://www.google.fr/search?q=lyndon+jones&rlz=1C1CHUJ_frFR539FR539&espv=210&es_sm=122&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ei=XAm_UrDkIK2r0gWC44CYDw&ved=0CDQQsAQ&biw=1366&bih=642#es_sm=122&espv=210&q=lyndon+jones+catherine+zeta+jones&tbm=isch

lazyday603 said...

Sounds like The Dandy Warhols' "Horse Size Pills". If you're a star you get to keep pets on the payroll.

Jazzy said...

Maybe he's gay. Just a thought.

FlirtyChick74 said...

+1 @TTM

JoElla said...

WOW! I really thought this would be Sharon Stone.

Well played CZJ, very well played.

Basil said...

What Jazzy said. He's probably gay, she knows it, so feels it is safe to flirt. Don't see anything creepy about this.

Kameon Quillen said...

@TTM haha, but Gordon would spend his time yelling about how the water is too hot and the soap wasn't bubbling enough. Although if he had no pants on while washing, you could ignore the yelling.

TalksTooMuch said...

There would be no pants allowed during Mr. Ramsay's tenure as a dishwasher casa TTM

B626 said...

Good for her.The hubby way creepier than anything she could do...

ninotchka said...

They've been openly fucking around on each other for donkey's years. Now that CZJ's bi-polar has become public, all kinds of stuff is becoming public.

She must have some shit on Douglas that would cost him dearly. It's the only explanation for why he called off the divorce.

I'm just waiting for his pig of a father to die so that Natalie Wood's sister will out him as a rapist.

Alexa Rose said...

Eh, good for her. She's had to wake up next to the crypt keeper for years now, I can't hate for her having some eye candy.

Crystal said...

Also I think she gets a certain amount of money for every year she stays faithful abs married to MD

Crystal said...

Haha! *and* not *abs*

plusbabydoll said...

She's an oddball! Next! But I love her husband!

Dennis Ailor said...

Lmbo... you is funny

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