Saturday, December 07, 2013

Blind Items Revealed

March 7, 2008

#4 - This married A list film actress by name, but with a body of work that makes her B list, unless of course we are talking about her actual body, then it might be a B+ spent most of her time at a charity event and a store opening away from all her fans. Even though she was being paid big bucks to attend each event, she spent most of the evening doing line after line with her "assistant" who is a good looking guy, but doesn't speak English or appear to do anything but keep our actress company.

Catherine Zeta Jones

24 comments:

Derek Harvey said...

she reminds me of some bitch like Lohan who just happens not to get caught as much---she is a better actress though

Seven of Eleven said...

I watched Red 2 last night and found both Bruce Willis and even the usually wonderful Mary Louise Parker downright boring next to John Malkovich, Dame Helen Mirren, and Catherine Zeta Jones (and, of course, Anthony Hopkins). They owned the movie. Catherine's bangs acted better than bored Bruce Willis.

Derek Harvey said...

@Seven
Never seen that movie but does she happen to play a cold blooded psycho bitch?

Senor Salty said...

Remember when she was a 10?

Bacon Ranch said...

I can just picture her leaning over Michael while he sleeps and whispering "die already"
She just doesn't seem like a good person.
Or maybe she (as derek pointed out) just plays a cold hearted psycho very VERY well.

Renoblondee said...

I need to see Red

Derek Harvey said...

Imagine the conversation she must have had with Michael regarding his throat cancer allegations?!?! Douglas shoulda just ran far far away

Derek Harvey said...

mental illness or not when a woman is not allowed around her own children unsupervised there is something really really wrong

Meanie Rhysie said...

If I were her, I'd definitely be whispering "Die already!" to that douche Michael. lol

HRHKMiddz said...

CZJ is a fabulous character in some of the roles she's played. She plays the conniving bitch well. That movie with George Clooney, Chicago, Entrapment, etc..all excellent. I don't know if she's method to the extreme, but she captures the hell out of them. She was great in Catherine the Great, too, now that i think of it.

Ja'mie King said...

And to Kirk too. *ducks*

sandybrook said...

@7 those 3 aren't exactly lightweights meanwhile Ive always found Bruce somewhat limited and Mary Louise worked best as the cute girl type which shes too old to play now.

Meanie Rhysie said...

Yep!

Sherry said...

Seven you made me spit out my tea. That was HI-larious. Seriously recreational drugs and bi-polar are not a very good combo.
Is it true she isn't allowed around her kids unsupervised? I never knew that.

AKM said...

I don't think I'm going to judge the coke use. When you're depressed or in the depressed part of bipolar disorder and you're not on meds or they just aren't working right, you will try or take ANYTHING to feel better. Trust me. Sad but true.

Angela Warren said...

COKE MOM?!

lesbianeatwhat said...

omg bahahaaa @baconranch

auntliddy said...

I never got the Bruce love either. He's ok in what he does, but no thespian.

auntliddy said...

Shes a good actress with mental problems. I wish her health.

TalksTooMuch said...

Hey! I watched that too last night! I actually cringed when I saw CZJ, too orange and too try hard. Awkward all around. Then I fell asleep. I loved Malkovich and Mirren, of course, and I thought it was awesome that the guy that played Han got to have some lines and character development, instead of just kick people in the throat.

TalksTooMuch said...

HRH, I really only remember CZJ's bum in the movie, can't remember if she could act.

Orsolya said...

Hahahahahaaa "die already" and then she flicks her cigarette on him as he is unconscious from his medication

AKM said...

I thought Coke Mom was American. I could have that mixed-up with MV clues, though.

Rach Around said...

Exactly Derek : here in Aus, even w mental illness (treated) to be withheld contact w your bubs equates to some pretty serious protective concerns.