Thursday, December 12, 2013

Blind Items Revealed

October 12, 2007

#3 This absolute stunner of a B list film actress looked even more gorgeous the other night in her full length evening gown. What didn't look so good was her doing line after line of coke in the restroom, and then falling down on said restroom floor right in a puddle of water. The $10,000 dress was ruined which didn't make the designer happy either.

Eva Mendes

29 comments:

sandybrook said...

Juicy

skimpymist said...

Cheesy crotch strikes again!

texas rose said...

Chances are she wasn't wearing any panties so odor may have been just as big a problem as water stains.

Sarah said...

Cheesy crotch? What did I miss?

Susan said...

Interesting.

FSP said...

@Sarah - she has smelly woman parts

Sarah said...

Seems fair for getting her looks

lesbianeatwhat said...

ive always found her unattractive. Knowing her ladybits stank i now find her repulsive.

s.breezy29 said...

http://www.cbsnews.com/pictures/we-own-the-night-premiere/20/

dated oct 9, 2007 should be the night it happened

Eros said...

Water isn't yellow and doesn't smell like that. Jus sayin

TalksTooMuch said...

Sarah, there was a blind (don't know if revealed or just speculated) saying The Gos wouldn't go south and all the less-evolved mens decided it was cause she has stinky pants

FSP said...

@TTM - I am not an animal!

Sherry said...

So many coke blinds from 2007. Must have been a good supply that year.

TalksTooMuch said...

Whoops, didn't see you there, FSP. This is awkward...

Tara said...

I enjoyed her casually until she started mentioning Ayn Rand in every interview. And then I was done.

MISCH said...

Personally I think she's horsey looking have never understood her appeal. She's over rated has been very lucky. And Ryan is off my list after dipping in that…
But didn't she say he wouldn't please her orally…well now we know why .

Shark Week said...

Oh, well...

Shark Week said...

Oh, well...

MadLyb said...

Okay, the actress was coked out, fell down and the dress got wet. How did we get into derogatory jokes about the female crotch so quickly? Oh yeah, because some people are programmed to go straight into misogyny whenever a woman is mentioned, making jokes about the "stinky pussy". Hahaha. Except if a perfumier or winery could bottle the actual smell of a woman, they'd make millions.

aemish said...

Dammit, Eva. You're too pretty for this nonsense.

NaughtyNurse said...

Well, I've been known to fall down drunk, so who am I to judge??

Ja'mie King said...

She had a miscarriage from all her coke use, hence her stint in rehab a few years ago.

Jennifer said...

Whoever would say a lady's private parts smell, is clearly just a jealous bit@h.

I hate to ruin your gross little fantasies, but Ryan Gosling is rich, good looking and talented. He could have anyone he wants. If this were true, he likely wouldn't have gotten serious about her would he?

Imagine if it's not true at all. So, there's a lady out there that's having something awful said about her for nothing. Likely, because she's done cool things most of us on here may never do and she's banging a hot man.

Jennifer said...

Are you guys, married and unhappy or single and can't get laid? In either case, I suspect I know why. Are you employed ladies and gentleman? 'You can't go looking for a job, dressed like that!' (In ya bathrobe)
~The Big Lebowski

Mag said...

This is an umpteenth time I've read that a celebrity got drunk or high, fell into something and a dress costing what a high school teacher makes in three months "was ruined". RUINED? How exactly do you ruin a $10,000 dress by making it wet with WATER? Mind you, not by washing it in hot water, but merely dipping it in water. That means the dress is unwearable in anything but a perfectly dry weather and only provided that you don't go near water. Well, I call bullshit on this :P

ninotchka said...

I have no idea if she has a hygiene issue. If Gosling doesn't go downtown, he's hardly alone in that. Lots of little boys love to get head but won't give it. It doesn't mean there's anything wrong with her vadge. It may just be that he's a little bitch, which wouldn't surprise me.

She's had drug problems for a long, long time so this reveal, if true, is no surprise.

I've never thought that Mendes was particularly attractive. She always looks like a tranny to me.

babo said...

The blind was about an anonymous male star not going down on his gf. Period.
The conclusion to which some posters arrived was that it had to be Gosling/Mendes and that it had to be because of hygiene issues.
And it s now repeated like gospel and cold facts.
A thread and a rumor (not even a rumor, just a wild guess that stuck) well worth of The Dirty ...

creeposaurus rex said...

bottom left of the dress…water stain ..booyah!

http://www.justjared.com/photo-gallery/648721/20-eva-mendes-we-own-the-night-premiere/fullsize/

di butler said...

Who cares if she has crotch stank? Bitch is crazier than a shithouse mouse! As for her discussing Ayn Rand, I doubt she really understands Randian beliefs. Probably some internet quotes or a blog piece.