Sunday, December 08, 2013

Blind Items Revealed

January 7, 2008

#2 This celebutante is seriously considering a contract where she would marry or at the very least get engaged to this famous daddy celebudude. (Not Kevin Federline)

Paris Hilton/Larry Birkhead

26 comments:

Rach Around said...

Ew. God I hope she can't breed.

Derek Harvey said...

well no one else wants her and he probably carries the same diseases from being with Anna

LottaColada said...

Who hasn't Wonky been engaged to?

lesbianeatwhat said...

i am officially disgusted. Two of thee ugliest people.

Bacon Ranch said...

At least she wasn't considering Howard Stern.

*wait for it*

Meanie Rhysie said...

Kaboom?

LottaColada said...

@Bacon- are we talking Anna Nicole's sappy lawyer or the shock jock?

lesbianeatwhat said...

is howard stern, the 1 who killed Anna, still alive?

Bacon Ranch said...

Lawyer Lotta, just seeing if the batcall would work :)

Yes lesbianeatwhat, he even has a hosting gig on AGT.

Derek Harvey said...

I kinda miss Anna Nicole though....remember when announced at the music awards that she "wanted Kanye West to make her make me beautiful album cause hes freeeaking gennnuiissssssss!!!!!!!!!!!" llolll

TalksTooMuch said...

Anna Nicole Smith was so BEAUTIFUL when she first came out, that Playboy pictorial was incredible

Derek Harvey said...

besides does Larry really need another wonky eyed blonde in his life *ducks*

sandybrook said...

He hasn't been attached to any woman that we know of since Anna has he?

woody said...

larry birkhead is gay. his ex lover kerrick ross exposed him in public, larry did not sue him. anna nicole wanted a child with a handsome donor, that's it.

Candyland said...

Good one @Derek! I laughed then took back my laugh for Dannilynn's sake (certainly not for Paris, the original wonk.)

Sherry said...

Gaahhhh!!! These people will do anything to try and stay in the public eye. Please.Go.Away!

MadLyb said...

@TalksTooMuch - Absolutely. She was breathtakingly beautiful, but unfortunately as dumb as a box of rocks. She was about as trashy as you can get but redeemed by her blatant honesty and good heart.

Paris Hilton is an atrocity. She has done so much damage. Case in point, designer dogs and the countless Chihuahuas that ended up in shelters. Some of my daughter's friends tried to emulate her with disastrous results. Anyone notice how she fazes in and out of that baby voice?

Jacq said...

I don't see anything wrong with that. But I might argue how "good looking" LB is...

auntliddy said...

I dont believe this bi at.

No Agenda Groupie said...

Wait, so we live in a world where Larry Birkhead is above in the A B C D E F list then Paris Valtrex?

Shane said...

+1 auntliddy. It's bull.

timebob said...

it's Howard K. Stern not Howard Stern.

Kat Stewart said...

Why would a rich girl marry him? That's seriously cray cray ploy for attention.

Unknown said...

Can you imagine how stupid any children they had would be? I mean stupid like a fern plant. And since no one in the world even cares about Birkhead except a few of the lowest tabloids trotting out that homely little girl once a year, who exactly is going to pay money for the clusterfuck that is parasite and what's his name - and the crosseyed kid? Wonky1 & Wonky2, or WonkyJr? Tragic but funny!

Henriette said...

Yeah I thought Birkhead was gay.

di butler said...

Y'all this was almost 5 yrs ago. Birkhead was in the news daily. Wonder why Wonky McValtrex didn't marry him then. It would have gotten her back in the news daily, and if she could've gotten him to baby batter her, then she could've milked years outta it from the tabs. He must have said no