Sunday, December 08, 2013

Blind Items Revealed

January 8, 2008

#2 Don't believe the protestations of this married A+ list male film actor when he says that his crabs were the result of a stay at a hotel in Europe. The more likely cause is the hooker he brought into his hotel room.

Sean Penn

20 comments:

Count Jerkula said...

That is why you should always shave yer junk BEFORE banging a whore, and try to only get whores w/ hardwood floors.

Bacon Ranch said...

Well, he technically 'wasn't' lying.

Rach Around said...

A non-reveal. He's got more crab friends than SpongeBob.

Derek Harvey said...

why is his forehead like that? from yelling at hookers all day long?

fancyscreenname said...

Who was he protesting to? Robin was SO over it by then, I'll bet. Lol

Seven of Eleven said...

Ewwwww. I don't want to google it, but why are they called crabs? Do they look like actual crabs?

On second thought, I don't want to know. I just found my Christmas present on Craigslist. Unicorns for everyone!

sandybrook said...

Such a lovely guy and all those crabs too make a great catch fir some lucky woman!

Rach Around said...

Seven: my family would try to eat those if they were found under the Xmas tree. I just want an xbox and a new bike.

tuti said...

It's a toss up. No pubes, no pubic lice, but higher transmission rates of herpes and genital warts.

cece said...

I would be shocked if he DIDN'T have crabs.

MadLyb said...

His crabs probably have crabs given his purported lifestyle.

I get all teared up just thinking about how many people have benefited from the Count's sage fuck advice. The people you've touched who've gone on to touch others...

Sherry said...

I got crabs once and it wasn't from having sex with someone who had them. It CAN happen.

But probably not for Sean Penn though.

AppleThief4Elliot said...

What you really don't want, guys, is to get a bad case of Sean Penn.

- Crab parents to crab children everywhere.

Seven of Eleven said...

Hey, Apple Thief

:D

AppleThief4Elliot said...

Ah, thankee Seven!

NaughtyNurse said...

7/11, yes, they do look like actual crabs. Teeny tiny little crabs.

Cindy said...

He has always looked like he has crabs to me...still does LOL

Pip said...

People can get crabs by sharing clothes, bedding, and towels when one of the people sharing has crabs. Never try on underwear or swimsuits without having your own undies on when doing so.

lesbianeatwhat said...

i got to be honest crabs is one of those things that im surprised still exist. I mean you got to be a gutter chick/dude to carry those, and further more have sex having them. Just a big ol' DAFUQ????????

di butler said...

+1 for AppleThief4Elliot, lol.

I got crabs in 81 from a dude in a band. I ran to the drugstore about 2 hrs later, with Rid, then shaved. It was only a 4-5 hr ordeal, but I still have a bit of PTSD from the thoughts.