Saturday, December 21, 2013

Blind Items Revealed

July 2, 2013

This A+ list mostly movie actor bailed on his fans and other obligations after his actress girlfriend told him he had 20 minutes to get to her place or she would not see him for a week. Apparently she has followed through on her threats before so the actor hustled over as quickly as possible. The guy is lust blind.

Johnny Depp/Amber Heard

33 comments:

Derek Harvey said...

I have seen her interviewed and I really do not like her. Not only is she arrogant but ditzy as all hell. And she is a HORRIBLE actress...

Freya said...

Was this for The Lone Ranger? He should have spent as much time as humanly possible with his fans and other obligations. It failed miserably.

Freya said...

Amber Heard is no Wino Forever.

Sean said...

Odd that people think this is a bad thing. I think most men would give up a body part or two to be with Amber Heard.

OneEyeCharlie said...

The V Kryptonite is powerful stuff

Ramone Love said...

I like that in a woman. And laugh at guys that desperate.

Hammer_Girl said...

If she had any sense she would have told him to shower and brush his teeth first, or else.

Count Jerkula said...

Old drunk/young pussy combo can make for a sad thing. Nut up, Johnny.

Sherry said...

Yes the vaginal wrench is quite powerful. I don't like this woman either. Funny how she's a lesbian one minute then she's straight the next.

fancyscreenname said...

She gives off a sexual vibe, IMO. Perhaps she's a sexual dynamo in bed. Johnny ain't running for nothing.
;^)

Freya said...

She did say she's bisexual.

Its just U said...

A man dropped what he was doing to have sex with his girlfriend!?!?
I am shocked!

Nutty_Flavor said...

I would imagine that for the past 25 years or so, any woman Depp crooked his little finger to came running, and stayed for as long as he wanted her to. One who sets boundaries and tells him 'no' every once in awhile must be incredibly exciting.

Harry Knuckles said...

As Sean said, there aren't too many straight guys that wouldn't do a 4 minute mile for Amber Heard. She is gorgeous. Maybe not the best actress and maybe not the most articulate of speakers and maybe her IQ is even lower then mine but what the fuck does any of that have to do with getting her naked and then kissing her pussy until Mr. Happy erupts in joyful glee.

Harry Knuckles said...

2 "r's" in errupt fuck fuck fuck

sandybrook said...

Harry who is that girl in your new avi?

Flora Goforth said...

I liked Lone Ranger.

TalksTooMuch said...

Yes, Harry, that's what was wrong with your post! The spelling! Good job!

Amber Heard is gorgeous, do NOT see what she's doing with Stinky Pants McGee

figgy said...

This was already revealed!

Harry Knuckles said...

sandybrook, that's a picture of Talks Too Much that she sent me last week.

childeroland said...

What Sean said. Seriously, who can blame Depp?

Its just U said...

Ah Harry, TTM is sooooo much hotter than that chick.
Better posture too.

TalksTooMuch said...

I kid because I like you, Harry. Except for the whole creeping-on-12-year olds thing. And there's just not enough room for my goodies in a little pic like that.

Harry Knuckles said...

U, you're both hotter than that chick. Seriously.

Too, am I to understand that your cup size exceeds that of the young lady's in my avi? Honest answer please.

Its just U said...

Mine do! :-D

Tru Leigh said...

The correct them is "pussy whipped."

Harry Knuckles said...

U, you're making me crazy today! Having very naughty thoughts about you right now.

Its just U said...

Oh Harry. I don't think you'd be able. I'm a whole lotta woman. And I'm Irish. We like to be the last one standing. In everything.

Harry Knuckles said...

I'm here if you change your mind. Crying softly.

zenss empirez said...

amber is the evil bitch! really? puh....lease! johnny has been playing with girls since forever! he was never faithful to his wife! he's famous but he's not good looking anymore! he ain't got no real tooth left!

ninotchka said...

I used to think Depp was enigmatic, then I found out he's just stupid. If Amber Heard is also stupid, maybe they're a good match.

Tina Mallette said...

It is the same story played over and over again, middle aged divorced man looking to recapture his youth with a young ambitious vixen who uses him and then dumps him boo hoo hoo or he likes dominatrix types

sugarbread maker said...

this was the Russia premiere.. good for amber to flip the script..when johnny gets things handed to him he moves on. she knows how to play him..