Sunday, December 08, 2013

Blind Items Revealed

January 8, 2008

#1 What talk show hostess made it perfectly clear to several producers that she would be willing to do anything, and I mean anything to be considered for a starring role in a film.

Chelsea Handler

38 comments:

Lucas said...

And?

fancyscreenname said...

Sigh...


I keep falling in and out of love with Chelsea.

Harlow17 said...

a starring role? bitch please

meltz911 said...

Talentless cunt.

TalksTooMuch said...

Will bite for parts!

Seriously, Chelsea, that may not be your most marketable tool

Derek Harvey said...

I love Chelsea I think she is a good person that does a lot for charity. However she looks almost 2 her age and aint exactly Megan Fox...but I think some guys are really into her so hey

Seven of Eleven said...

Someone who slept their way up offering to sleep their way up further? Color me shocked.

Chelsea thinks she's the female David Spade, but she lacks even his charm.

Rach Around said...

Yawn.

Derek Harvey said...

I love her show and think its rad she is open about boozing and drugging. Doesnt lie like all the other phonies

Bacon Ranch said...

The only starring role she could get would be playing herself. Like Ford Fairlane or 8 mile kind of stuff.
Then again Courtney Cox already nailed bitchy self involved reporter with Scream, so she may be SOL.
Speaking of a Friend, maybe she should just sell out Anniston.

Hammer_Girl said...

Snore.....

Count Jerkula said...

If I was a producer, the only thing Handler could do that would get me to put her in a film is daily rimjobs while I was getting sucked off by random hot production assistants/extras.

Rach Around said...

Count, would she be able to stop flapping her gums long enough to rim?

Craig said...

Built like a man, and a not particularly attractive one at that.

sandybrook said...

Thankfully no producer seems to have taken her up on her offer, she should look at herself more closely in the mirror. But she did get her Tv jobs through fucking big shots :(.

WareCat said...

only movie i ever saw her in was Hop.
she really slept w/ sumone for that role?

marie-ski said...

She was in a movie with resese wotherspoon.
Played her drunk friend. Wasn't much of a stretch for her, but she was pretty funny.

Bravura said...

I actually didn't mind her in "This Means War," either. I wonder if she got the role though through bedding someone? It's not like it was a role tailor made specifically for her.

lazyday603 said...

She was pretty funny in the Halloween movie "Fun Size". The scene at the party where she walks in on the parents in bed & falls apart trying to explain why she's hooking up with a guy 20 years younger than her was brilliant.

shopgirl said...

She was slated to star in the upcoming film Mall, but now it's Gina Gershon. Not sure why.

Krissie said...

Bet there's one thing she wouldn't do for a role: stop talking shit about Angelina Jolie.

I despise Chelsea, her famous clique, and their combined seventh-grade Mean Girl mentality.

MadLyb said...

Her and everyone else wanting a part in Hollywood. I'm not a fan, but I think even she would unabashedly admit this if sufficiently pressed. Seriously, "meh".

Sherry said...

Yup her and quite a few men and women in H'wd do this on a daily basis. Not surprising. I like Chelsea too but the mean girl behavior is disappointing.

T Malani said...

I believe this ties in with the Aniston blind from a few days ago.

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Freya said...

Maybe a rapper will put her in a movie. They love her and she loves them.

Cindy said...

I'm just waiting for her "Chelsea does Chewey & all of his little friends too" sex tape to come out

Renoblondee said...

She so lies about her age. I like her alright though.

lesbianeatwhat said...

I LOVE ANGELINA!! FUCK YOU HORSE FACE!!!!!! she is funny tho

timebob said...

Chelsea said on Rosie's old talk show on OWN that she wouldn't do another supporting role in a movie. She isn't a good actress and admitted she couldn't even remember her lines and just adlibbed along.

She isn't leading lady material even in a comedy.

She didn't suck dick to get into This Means War she is good friends with Reese Witherspoon who gave her the role.

If Chelsea fucked her way up the ladder then Ted Harber the head of Comcast which runs E! he would of canned her talk show after she dumped him. She signed on for another 2 years for 24 million.

Chelsea is hit and miss funny but she was smart enough to create or agree to the round table format to let others far funnier than her shine, her interviews are only six minutes so she doesn't work too hard.

Tru Leigh said...

Kill a man?

zenss empirez said...

heck yeah! chelsea is a natural! i've seen stand-up comedians read their jokes while they're on stage and it was terrible. she's not like that! besides the only people who hates her are the people who are affected by her jokes because she's shooting it directly to them.

Unknown said...

She can't act and really isn't very funny either, especially since she's a supposed comedian. What is interesting about her, is how no one wants to be with her for very long. It's seems like to know her is to intensely dislike her. This isn't just men either, she rolls through friends just the same. I suspect she's simply a horrible person.

kenba said...

And then we got Fun Size, so...

Kate and Gemma said...

But she is an awful actor :(

Kate and Gemma said...

But she is an awful actor :(

Henriette said...

If this keeps her from writing another horrible book, I'm all for it. Sorry, but she is not going to win any prizes for her cliche driven writing.

di butler said...

Didn't she just get a brand new, bigger studio, and a new contract that was pretty sweet? I've never watched a whole episode, just YouTube clips, but I don't see the problem. Maybe a little boring, but hell, so is Barbara Walters, Katie Couric, that Bethanny chick, and Letterman now. Whatever.