Sunday, December 15, 2013

Blind Items Revealed

August 14, 2012

This A list movie actor is about to drop back to a B. He kind of has to. No one one wants to work with him unless they are obligated to do so. He brings a ton of baggage and when you hire him for your movie you have to hire three or four people who will stay with him almost every second of everyday. The only time they are allowed to leave his side is when he is actually in his hotel room. Yep. Only hotels while filming, even if it is being filmed in LA. They don't trust him anywhere else. They know he is getting trashed in his hotel room, but they have him confined there. Yes, he can bring in hookers. And he does. Lots of them. He likes the trashiest hookers they can possibly find. Street hookers. No escorts for this actor. He likes them dirty because he thinks of himself as a dirty guy. When he is sober he tries to be a loving boyfriend but even that does not usually work because he gets drunk almost all the time so girlfriends only stick around for some deluded reasons known only to them. he doesn't spoil them or buy them makeup gifts. I guess they think he can be saved. Maybe he can at some point. He has been close to death a few times from drinking too much. He rarely showers. Other actors like to film scenes with him quickly. Hair and makeup yes. But he says that nowhere does it say his character needs to shower. The audience can't smell him he always says. He got one of the hookers pregnant not that long ago. His girlfriend of a while dumped him at that point. Not so much that he was cheating because she knew about the hookers. Not even that he got another woman pregnant. It was because he loves having unprotected sex with hookers. He thinks it is part of the danger.

Shia LaBeouf

42 comments:

FolyHuck said...

Dammnnn.

lesbianeatwhat said...

he was so much fun to watch on even stevens, and great in disturbia. Its a shame. Disney is like a cruel pimp, ruining these kids.

Sherry said...

Oh come on. Is it stretch belief beyond all comprehension day? Hookers going without condoms and getting pregnant? Sorry no. Just no.

MISCH said...

Really ? Personally I don't think he's worth the trouble. There are plenty of other actors who could use a break and will appreciate the work.

Alexis said...

Unprotected sex with prostitutes? He's patient x.

texas rose said...

Why is this even listed as a reveal?? Next you're going to reveal Sheen as a drug abusing porn star addict.

Alexis said...

I've got to agree. Seems like a stretch. Added with the blind from yesterday. I think he's a wacked out kid but this has been pushed to the limit.

babo said...

Enty, may I correct your statement (nothing grammatical, we're all past it): "he thinks of himself as a dirty guy" -> he IS a dirty guy

Freya said...

Well damn...

lesbianeatwhat said...

Sheen is a drug addict AND likes porn stars!!!1 *clutches pearls*

V said...

What is up with these actors who don't take showers? Why not?

Sherry said...

I don't get it either V. But my husband, while a lovely man who doesn't smell ain't real keen on showering either. He just says he's too tired. Course It's an absolute if he.wants sexy time.

The Real Dragon said...

I rememer I used to have crush on this dude.

Help him Beans!

OneEyeCharlie said...

He sounds like total BFF material. Actually, nothing I hear about Shia surprises me. Know a guy who was a bit player in Transformers 3. Said Mr LeBouf was a first class asshole; amongst other things.

Freya said...

Celebrities, who could afford the finest soap the world offers, reek of alcohol, cigarettes, booty and insecurities.

V said...

Hmm Sherry, interesting insight. I can understand showering every other day or a few times a week. I wonder how many people don't shower every day?

Elissa said...

"The audience can't smell him he always says."

Gotta disagree with the boy on this. For me, even looking at his photos makes me nauseous. He looks like he reeks, I can't imagine how much worse it must be to stand near him.

Sherry said...

V, I've had a friend whose skin was dry and they hated the feel of water on their skin. There are a lot of people who do the every other day thing. I admit a one day break is probably good for your skin.

MontanaMarriott said...

There are sex workers who for the right price will screw raw not to mention the idea of screwing a "celebrity" and getting knocked up, i.e. "instant payoff" is appealing to some hoes.

V said...

Admittedly, in the winter, if I use soap while showering everyday, my skin becomes an ashy, scaly mess. Kiss of death for a black girl!

kelli_girl said...

This dude just keeps getting more creepy. You'd think the mother he worships would step in & get him some help. (Although, I do picture him loving his mom in a "Blue Velvet" kind of way, huffing on nitrous while fondling other women & calling them mommy. )

Derek Harvey said...

he probably has all of the stds one could possibly require. How edgy *eye roll*. He is going to be in that new Lars Von Triers movie about nymphomaniacs. I hope the other co-stars are aware of his dirtyness if they had to do sex scenes etc. Cause it wouldn't surprise me if Lars insisted in non-simulated sex scenes for a more realistic outcome. and Lars is a evil man so he probably thinks the whole thing is funny...

evie2345 said...

I agree- there are plenty of other actors out there who would do the job like a professional without all the nonsense. It's not like he's a very popular actor either.

Count Jerkula said...

Bare backing street whores is just a passive aggressive suicide attempt. Grow a pair of balls and stick a gun in your mouth, Shia.

V said...

@Derek I think Lars did insist on unaimulated sex scenes, but then used porn actor's genitalia in the final edit. This movie could be another Paloma X.

Derek Harvey said...

I saw clips of Paloma X on youtube to check it out after the scandal written about it---what a creepy creepy dark looking movie---I have never been scared of a horror movie or anything like that. But knowing what was said here about it really made me shiver and feel gross--it was like a 2 minute clip lol

QueenAnne Guido said...

Wait, his testicles finally descended? No way he got a hooker preggo, he's got two little hersey kisses where his balls should be.

Now Pussy Posse, HE'S got big brass ones...

TalksTooMuch said...

I would pay 50 bucks for 10 minutes in a room with him with a fire hose. Loaded with penicillin and Lysol

V said...

Ha! @TTM I'll go halfsies with you :)

TalksTooMuch said...

How about for $20, you can hold the 10-foot scrub brush and delousing powder?

V said...

Done. As long as I get to wear a gas mask and haz-mat suit.

Derek Harvey said...

actually @V we meant Pola X right? The movie where they all died?
Anyways on another lighter note think of me in the beginning scene of The Sweetest Thing when Cameron is jogging up the hill like a complete tart lol
off to dinner! night ladies

V said...

Yah Derek, we did mean Pola X...cursed film.

Have a great dinner!

brittiany said...

I believe it is a part of a mental illness he has. My depression causes me to force myself to shower. If I am in a really bad week once a week is even hard. I can't explain why

Runswithscissors said...

Eeeew!!! How is this guy still alive?! How come his legs and balls have not rotten off already?! Eek, gives me the creeps. And somehow, he makes Charlie Sheen look sane and clean.

Rosso said...

I'm of half a mind to jsut say let him live his life, reap the consequences (be it diseases, life time of child support payments etc etc) & be done with it. But then I think of the women he's dealing with or any child he may bring into the world & feel sorry for them all.

If you like sleeping around & "enjoying" yourself then why not wrap it up or get yourself snipped. Think of others, even those who aren't born yet!

FlirtyChick74 said...

+1

di butler said...

Michael K has a pic of that new war movie he is in with Brad Pitt-Stank, another of the "non-bathers" in Hollywood, and two thoughts, which Michael K mentions, Shia looks like he's the love child of Matthew McConaughey's character w AIDS, so scrawny and sickly looking, and also, that picture actually smells to look at it. I've told here about a friend who works in costuming and another in makeup who have dealt w Brad, Depp, and Leo. They have all these gross stories about gummed up, yellowed teeth and skid mark under drawers. Ughhhhh. I can't even imagine.

Tru Leigh said...

He's 27 too.

Steampunk Jazz said...

When I was depressed, Brittiany, I got a grim satisfaction that my exterior matched my interior. If I stunk people would leave me alone, like I wanted, needed, and deserved to be.

tookiesmum said...

He's always been a strange prick of a dude.

Orvilla Bedinbacher said...

This BI is why I LOVE CDAN!