Thursday, December 26, 2013

Charlie Sheen Plays The Martyr

Hmm, let us ask ourselves a question. If you tried to kill your ex with a knife on Christmas morning just four years ago should you be able to spend time with your kids alone? If you are a drug addict who is regularly unconscious because of it should you have your kids alone? If you have done something so heinous in your past that no kids should ever be left alone with you, does this somehow change on Christmas? Charlie Sheen wants the world to fell sorry for him that he couldn't see his kids on Christmas. The thing is he could have seen his kids on Christmas. Al of them. Even the older one who somehow grew up completely normal and is married with a baby. Charlie could have paid for a supervisor and gone to see his kids with their moms or guardians also there. He didn't. He expects his kids to come to him and to somehow magically forget their needs to be paid supervisor there because of his past actions.

The fact is that he would much rather spend Christmas with his porn star girlfriend and just complain to the world that he is being screwed somehow. He would prefer to do this while naked and while smoking as much crack and drinking as much booze as possible but not to the point where the cops are called because the porn star fears for her life. There is plenty of time in 2014 for that. I'm pretty sure he is going to talk away from his cirrent show or miss enough time they have to take a very long break.

29 comments:

Johnny said...

I fell sorry and i cant get up!

sandybrook said...

show will be cancelled at the end of this season you'll see. Charlie plays the victim very well. Im team Denise everyday.

Henriette said...

What did Charlie do that was so bad that he needs a constant supervisor? Did he mess with one of his daughters?

TalksTooMuch said...

You know, I have never heard so much about Charlie Sheen as on this site. The last time he did anything awesome acting-wise was before most of his ladies were born, why is he soooo important? Surely we can find a drugged-up loser with better hair?

audrey said...

@TTM--I'd rather suffer through a dozen Charlie Sheen is an asshat posts than see one more from the family who shall not be named.

TalksTooMuch said...

Audrey, so true! No invoking! Shhh, we don't want any Lo's aboot either

sandybrook said...

@Audrey based on the stellar list so far this morning that one should be next. Biebs, Charlie, Jersey Shore, Twihards, them

Bacon Ranch said...

Henriette, I seem to recall (on the Smoking Gun, I think) that in her divorce papers Denise accused him of having child porn on his computer and would view it where the kids could see.

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Henriette said...

@BaconRanch
I remember that! It was never proved though, just an accusation. If they had found Sheen with child porn, he would be facing a lot more problems.

Count Jerkula said...

Eh, the whore will only be around a Christmas or 2, the kids will always be there. I hope Charlie got some Christmas Butthole from the skeezer.

Bacon Ranch said...

Yeah, I found it kind of strange nothing more was said about it. He was proobably watching barely legal stuff and she just used that word to make him look bad.

Robert said...

What appalls me the most about Charlie Sheen is that anyone actually cares what he says or thinks--and I use the term "thinks" loosely. The man is an active alcoholic, a drug-soaked addict, and a supreme narcissist who seems to be wholly delusional at times. He should never be allowed anywhere near children--his or anyone else's--at any time, for any reason.

Count Jerkula said...

Charlie probably wasnt watching child porn, just Little Lupe.

Suzie P said...

What creeps me out about this guy is that there are a lot more Charlie Sheens behind the camera than in front and in some ways his behavior isn't exceptional. These guys are a dime a dozen in LA.

Katie said...

He had Chloe jones murdered

Jacq said...

You jinxed it!

Boishglamorpuss said...

Not to age myself but I vaguely remember him shooting Kelly Preston in the late 80's....

Unknown said...

I suspect Charlie isn't going to live very much longer, not the way he is going and the women he gets who only want his money and enable is outrageous drug use to make him pliable. One of his drug dealers said he was buying enough to Kill 10 people at a time now, so the end is near.
I just feel sorry for his girls who are old enough to read the foul things he writes. He doesn't care for any of his kids. He's an addict.

Carol said...

There is some in Hollywood who say it was Charlie who abused Corey Haim and I believe it. Probably why he needs supervised visits around the kids. Wonder if he went to his parents for Xmas or if would even open the door for him anymore.

Pookie said...

@Robert, i completely agree. it's really disturbing that this man's mental illness gets an unlimited pass at blind eye, ya know? scary.

Cee Kay said...

We don't say aboot, TTM. We say aboat. :)

TalksTooMuch said...

No doot aboot it!

NaughtyNurse said...

Should we start taking bets on who will wind up dead first? Charlie or Brooke?

Brenda L said...

oooh! ooh! My money's on Brooke!

Henriette said...

If he got somebody killed, it would explain why Denise is still putting up with him. I think there is a lot of fear there.

auntliddy said...

Henriette, he is a drug addict, thats why!

MadLyb said...

The rumor is, Charlie Sheen molested Cory Haim on the set of "Lucas".

cowbulls said...

I don't care what Denise did in her past when she was one of the most physically gifted women in history, she is acting like a very classy lady right now. Very few women is history have made her transformation.