Thursday, December 12, 2013

George Zimmerman Is A Free Man

I have decided that George Zimmerman and Lindsay Lohan should be married. Between the two of them they get arrested more often without serving any actual jail time than any two people on earth. They are like Pete Doherty of the mid 2000's. Plus, Lindsay and George would have some epic fights and I'm pretty sire one of them would kill the other at some point.

For what seems like the millionth time George Zimmerman had charges against him dropped after his girlfriend changed her mind about testifying against George and Florida didn't have any evidence to proceed against him separately. She had accused him of threatening her with a gun and beating her and doing all kinds of nasty things he probably did because he has done it to all the other women in his life. The thing is she thinks George is a real keeper and wants to be back with him so much that she actually subjected herself to being arrested because she told prosecutors that she lied to them about what happened. That is a crime.

When George does take her back because he does like crazy he will beat her again or she will call the police when he cheats on her and this whole cycle will be repeated. At some point George Zimmerman is going to be killed or kill someone else.

13 comments:

Harry Knuckles said...

She looks like a real keeper too.

libby said...

He gets all his guns back now, too. Sounds pretty safe.

Brenda L said...

Enty...real Enty...is that you? I actually LOLed at this.

rajahcat said...

dude is a time bomb

MISCH said...

@rajahcat

You said it

Count Jerkula said...

If she testified she would have opened herself up to purgery charges.

Eros said...

God I hate stupid women ..meh people

Anna Katherine Nonymous said...

He and lindsay have that plausible innocence thing going on. They dont look or seem completely guilty so the system gives them a second chance. If either of them had gang backgrounds or were african american im not sure theyd be so lucky.

Sarah said...

Things will end badly for George Zimmerman eventually. He has a twisted vigilante complex that has now been padded by getting away with murder and everything he's put his hand into. Everything he gets away with is just going to keep building momentum for his eventual disaster.

auntliddy said...

Yeah, I dont get this either. We have all seen it too too many times. sad.

Violet617 said...

I think that Florida should give him all his guns back and a few more for good measure.... ha ha. Wonder how this story will end, because it will. He is inferior in every way ( looks, personality,reputation, intelligence) he must be such a joy to be around.

MadLyb said...
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MadLyb said...

The guy is going to kill someone in cold blood. Oh, wait...done that. He's molested a minor (and a relative, so add, "incest"), beaten a few domestic partners and then chased down and shot a teen. I think the only thing left for him to become an mass mall or school shooter. Or to quietly spend out his days painting watercolors of dogs.