Thursday, December 12, 2013

It's Breakup Day

I wish all celebrities would announce the are splitting once a week. Say on Wednesday nights all celebrities that are breaking up send in an e-mail to a clearing house and then all the names can get published at once. This way you can get everyone included in one post and not have to waste your time talking about each one as it comes up. Of course if they did lump them together then no one would probably talk about some person on SVU splitting with the waitress they met drunk one night at 3am, took back to his place and she never left. All the attention would be focused on big divorces or surprises.

Idina Menzel and Taye Diggs announced they are splitting. The good news for Idina is she got nominated for a Golden Globe. The better news is I'm available to accompany her to the Golden Globes. The best news is she doesn't have to hear Taye come up with more excuses why he cheated on her. This one is all on Taye and has been on Taye and will forever be on Taye and over the next year you will probably see him have sex with every actress under the age of 25 currently living in Hollywood and fly in ones to the city when he runs through the talent pool. Probably he and Wilmer Valderrama will share the cost of the flights.

Meanwhile, Madonna and her dude have made it official. Well, Madonna made it official, because I'm not sure her dude even cares at this point. He got a nice big check and made some connections and Madonna can pretend that Sean Penn is going to stay faithful this time and that she can get him to stop smoking cigarettes and boozing at 9am. That is a relationship made for a restraining order.

36 comments:

Murphy said...

Who was Madonna even dating?

S.joy said...

Taye really lost his sexy these past few years... maybe it's because he's such a jerk! I used to be obsessed with him.

Congrats to Idina on her Golden Globe nom!

Eros said...

Madonna better watch out. Sean is going to tie her up again an leave her for dead after sexplay. Don't trust it gurl!!

Nutty_Flavor said...

Good idea to announce the break on a day when Idina has something to feel good about.

Madonna and her child-bride breaking up is hardly a surprise. Remember a few years ago all those magazine articles on 'cougars' and the 'younger man, older women' trend? Demi-Ashton, Sharon Stone and whoever, Madonna and whoever. Did any of those relationships not end in tears?

Renoblondee said...

Baby Brahim. A back up dancer.

Harry Knuckles said...

Don't know this Idina chick but here's her butt.

Henriette said...

This is just in time for January 1st! I bet Taye is the answer to many blinds.

I liked Madonna and Jesus. I loved saying, "Madonna is dating Jesus."

Man, Vadge and Sean Penn back together is surreal. I'm going feel like I'm in a time machine set for 1986. I want them back together, so I keep reliving my teenage years.

Harry Knuckles said...

Penn tied Madonna to a chair and hit her with a baseball bat. On some level you really have to admire that.

Henriette said...

Rumor has it, Penn left Vadge tied up over Thanksgiving weekend like that.

Henriette said...

@nuttyflavor
No tears for Vadge, she's worked her face over so much that she no longer has tear ducts.

Sherry said...

Omg, are Madonna and Sean really dating again? Mind blown.

TalksTooMuch said...

I am so confused!! Madonna and Sean Penn are back together?? That paragraph seems like it's in the middle of a conversation. Between two much better informed persons

Henriette said...

There is a lot of speculation that Vadge and Penn are back together since she went to Haiti for his charity. Let's see if he goes to Malawi for hers. Oh that's right...her's is defunct since it was a cover for the Kaballah Center.

rajahcat said...

love Idina and good for her-she was always too good for him-def his loss and her gain

penn and madonna are actually perfect for each other-they both have their head up their asses

Susan said...

Agree that the Madonna paragraph makes no fucking sense at all. Someone in the know please decipher!! Because if Madonna and Sean Penn are back together, I would think that would take gossip item of the year, no?!

Senor Salty said...

Today is the last day to breakup without looking bad and avoiding buying presents. Duh!

Kels said...

Taye Diggs is so corny and ugly. Never liked him, always thought Omar Epps should do all Taye's black movie roles. Brown Sugar would have been hot with Omar.

I feel sorry for the kids tho, it's really close to xmas and their parents split up. Bad memories.

Kristin said...

Speaking of SVU, capt Cragen is leaving. Could he be the long term cop who has dementia?

FlirtyChick74 said...

+1@s.joy

FlirtyChick74 said...

+1 @ Eros
Some people are dense and never learn

FlirtyChick74 said...

@Nutty: Idina has two things to feel good about. She can do better.

Eros said...

I know right, Flirtychick. Lol Sean must be working with a magic stick to keep these ladies coming back like they do.

Susan said...

I saw Taye Diggs and Idina in the original Broadway run of Rent. It was magical. One of the best shows I've ever seen. Always sad to hear about divorce.

Eros said...

Henriette and Harry, all I want to know is what she said to make him flip out like that because you know it had to be something bad. Im wagering she either talked about his dick bad or his mama to his face and thats when he pulled that nut move and left her tied up. Lmao!!! Somebody in Hollywood knows this story and I would pay money to know the full details.

Sarah said...

Yeah I've always had a thing for Taye Diggs... that smile! Of course, he was married to my girl Idina and I thought he was a good guy

Sarah said...

Madonna would be lucky if he left her for dead, that's how she escaped last time! It's the ball bat she needs to worry about

yummyboo said...

Are Ice T and Coco about to split...publicly?

dishy said...

oh god I hope he trusses her up like a turkey again!

hollywood dime said...

I guess cheating finally caught up with Taye.

crila16 said...

My boyfriend and I broke up too...and just before my birthday and the holidays. :-(

I guess I'll go hang out with Madonna and Idina. Misery loves company. Maybe we can all chow down on chocolate ice cream together to take the pain away.

auntliddy said...

So Madonna is a female Liberace, lol

Rob Horine said...

As of the SVU (semi)blind, if it didn't say 'he', I would think it was about Mariska. That said, it was Belzer.

Del Riser said...

I love Idina. I hope she finds someone worthy.

NaughtyNurse said...

Taye is absolutely YUMMY, but I'm sad he's such a douchenozzle. Idina seems like a lovely gal, and he's an ass for messing that up.

Ellen said...

I've had a huge crush on him since I first saw him on Guiding Light. Too bad he isn't a good mate.

Aoife said...

I haven't watched SVU this season. Capt. Cragen is leaving?! I may try and watch some of the episodes.

Re the (semi) blind I thought it was Belzer too.