A judge has finalized the divorce of Josh Brolin and Diane Lane. Josh celebrated by having another pudding in rehab while Diane celebrated by burrowing deeper inside her house from which she may never emerge. Oh, I think she is having fun in there. She is not mourning anything. I think she is grateful everyday for getting out of the abusive mess they called a marriage. I also think she is a lot more free now to express who she is and that she will film some movies and show up on some red carpets and find someone younger to date and maybe some other things too. Diane Lane has a lot of tricks up her gorgeous sleeve. Apparently Josh is being good in rehab but from whispers I am hearing no one thinks he reached rock bottom before he went in and that although people are hopeful, they are not confident he won't relapse.