Friday, December 27, 2013

Miley Cyrus Calls Joe Jonas An Idiot

In an interview with The New York Times, Miley Cyrus talked about Joe Jonas. I know, I know. You just read the name Miley Cyrus in the same sentence with The New York Times. I guess they have to do what they can to sell a newspaper and there are lots of 12 year old kids out there who will be begging their parents to buy the paper this weekend. I know. They won't. But now parents will be able to talk to their kids about Miley and will bring up twerking at inappropriate times.

In the interview Miley says that everything she has done in the past with Disney was not being true to herself. She held back because of her ties with the Mouse but now just wants to be a drug addled sex addict who has sex with inanimate objects. In the interview she also calls out Joe Jonas for being peer pressured into pot by two girls, one of whom (Miley) was not even in her teens yet. "How do you get peer pressured by a little girl?" She thinks he is an idiot and is just making excuses for his love of pot. She has a very good point. I don't think he was peer pressured as much as he was thinking it was going to get him sex with Miley and Demi at the same time or one of them. I know, I know he said he lost his virginity to Ashley Greene but it doesn't mean he was telling the truth about it. He might have had sex long before that but isn't ready to admit to his fans that he lied to them about being pure.

20 comments:

Henriette said...

Don't promise rings mean anything anymore?

sandybrook said...

pot meet kettle (not really pun intended but it fits)

Bacon Ranch said...

She doesn't even deny it.
Full of charm and class, that Miley!

Runswithscissors said...

Finally took the bait and watched her Adore You video, horrible! She doesn't do sexy, she doesn't even do trampy, don't know what the hell she is doing! Is she having stomach cramps and her mouth is dry from it?

Discobitch said...

Hey I used to know some little girls, hell I was one - we can be lil bitches! I can see the peer pressure thing being possible

Henriette said...

I love the image of twelve year old Miley with a huge bong taunting him to try it. It makes me laugh.

Seven of Eleven said...

Miley Cyrus annoys me and her schtick is fading fast, but she makes a good point. At that age, she was Hannah Montana squeaky girl and the idea of Hannah Montana "peer-pressuring" Joestachio Jonas into smoking the devil's weed is actually making me giggle like maybe I've been smoking some myself. Damn it, Jonas!

Seachica said...

Peer pressure was created by little girls and by the time they reach junior high age, they have it perfected.

JSierra said...

Joe is a Dick who threw other people under the bus to distract from his own addictions. He essentially just tattled on two little girls with an event that wars years ago, and a lie to boot. I heard that Demi flipped a gasket because he was already into heavier shit at that point and was giving everyone a taste of his Jonas brother. I feel like he is just shady shady for coming out with those comments

Kels said...

Preach! Hahaha they are pure evil!

Derek Harvey said...

I read that interview--it is on the Rolling Stone website. She is truly brain dead. No self-awareness with this one---none at all.

Rose said...

Miley is says so much more about you that you pushed it on him and then ratted him out. I'm sure he would have found his way to pot all on his own.

Sherry said...

Jsierra, sweetie you know waaaay more about this than a grown up should.

Sherry said...

So is Joe the gay one or the heroin addict.He's definitely the cutest one.

Iceberg said...

Seachica, you're right. There is no creature nastier than a middle school-aged girl.

B. Profane said...

"Drug addled" should be hyphenated. It's also superfluous when used in reference to Miley.

Jessie said...

Little girls are the most terrifying creatures of the planet. I wasn't a "bad girl" but I was MEAN.

JoElla said...

I'd like to think I wasn't all mean girl back in the day..

And now I am raising one of those 14 year old critters... Some days, there just isn't enough booze on the planet.

anon said...

Interesting that she didn't deny smoking up at that age, just pressuring the Jonas into it. Also, I highly doubt Joe Jonas was looking to have sex with either Miley or Demi - maybe their brothers or guy friends but I don't think he bats for the hetero team

JSierra said...

Lol Sherry i spent way too much time on agc and various other goss sites the other day. With my office closed during Christmas and not filming until January i have way too much time on my hands and instead of being productive I'm filling my brain with useless celeb gossip. And Reddit. I curse the creators of that site.