Wednesday, December 04, 2013

Off Topic

The roof of my mouth has been Cap'n Crunched.

36 comments:

Kristin said...

Is this code for something? Did Enty put coke up his butt again?

Seven of Eleven said...

Do we have to consult Urban Dictionary for this?

Sugar said...

captain crunch


when you are performing oral sexual acts on a girl and solid vaginal discharge enters your mouth giving you a crunchy delight.

Wow Gina gave me sum captain crunch last nite!

Sadie said...

Have you never eaten Cap'n Crunch and ended up with the roof of your mouth being shredded from it?

There's nothing urban about it. It just happens!

Sugar said...

Also acceptable:
When a man leaves a cum moustache on a woman's upper lip.

I gave Frank's mother a captain crunch.

Meanie Rhysie said...

o.O Sugar!!!!!!

Sugar said...

I'm here to help, Meanie! Everything has another, dirtier meaning!

Meanie Rhysie said...

LOL Thanks for the education!

<3

aemish said...

What Sadie said!

PS. Enty, Peanut Butter Panda Puffs taste the same and are better for you...

ethorne said...

Thanks @Sugar! Was I the only one to read the name as rhyming with Vagina?

Seven of Eleven said...

I've never eaten Cap'n Crunch, I just assumed and then Sugar comes in and my eyes are bleeding!

Googled "Cap'n Crunched" and there wasn't an urban dictionary entry, but this was the first link (written by "the Ted Bundy of rap"):

Cap'n Crunch

Harry Knuckles said...

You know, some of you ladies talk way more filthy then me or Count or any of the other guys. And for your information Sugar, refering to a solid vaginal discharge as a crunchy delight is without a doubt the single most disgusting coment that I have ever encountered in my life. Some of you really need to apply yourselves to more ladylike behavior.

FS said...

Yep, I love Cap'n Crunch, but my goodness it shreds the inside of your mouth. Annnndddd, now I want some. :(

Meanie Rhysie said...

LOLOLOL

Renoblondee said...

I cannot un-think that @Sugar. So gross. LOL

Sugar said...

You're welcome Harry!

Seachica said...

Fuck you Harry. Women don't have to conform to your image of how a woman is *supposed* to behave. You sure as hell don't act like a gentleman around here either.

ethorne said...

@Harry, If that is the single most disgusting comment you have ever read here, then you need to work on your reading comprehension. @2@

Uhhhh... said...

gross.

Kristin said...

I think Harry is teasing/complimenting us. But then again, up until about 30 minutes ago I thought Cap'n Crunch was a delicious childhood cereal so what the fuck do I know

Sugar said...

And did you not read my dissertation about pop rocks? Cause that wasn't very lady like either!

car54 said...

I don't care for Cap'n Crunch but Cocoa Krispies tear your mouth to hell.

Eros said...

I vomited in my mouth reading some of the replies.. All the eewwwws in the world cant sum it up. Just eww

Alita said...

@ethorne, Harry was sheltered :(

Harry needs to LIVE :)

Run free Harry, discover the earth! Full of wonder, and crunchy delight!

Harry Knuckles said...

Yes Sugar I did read your dissertation on pop rocks and no it wasn't very ladylike either. Maybe someday you will see the error of your ways, though frankly I am not hopefull.

Meanie Rhysie said...

Unladylike trollops unite!!

I guess you've never really hung out with women, huh? Some women I know are raunchier than most guys. ;)

ethorne said...

@Sugar, I don't know if you watch RHOA, but semi in the words of Kandi, do you also powder(ed sugar) your Vajayjay? Because I heard it makes it sweet.

Jason Blue Eyes said...

"The roof of my mouth has been Cap'n Crunched."

And my bladder has just been Starbucked.

Sugar said...

Doesn't everyone do that, ethorn? Although I use splenda, it keeps the vagine from getting too fat. Ain't nobody got time for an overweight vag.

Anna Katherine Nonymous said...

OW! I hate that! All that delicious sugary crap cereal does that to me! Only the healthy stuff seems to absorb the milk and soften, cheerios, shredded mini wheats.

mngddess said...

The smell of Capn Crunch and Kix makes me instantly nauseated. Thanks, pregnancy.

(Note: I haven't been pregnant for 20 years..)

Seven of Eleven said...

Trollop!

Seven of Eleven said...
This comment has been removed by the author.
Seven of Eleven said...
This comment has been removed by the author.
fancyscreenname said...

@Harry.

You should b out playing a pick up football game in the park or something. Let the ladies chat please.

Getting tired whinny men.

MadLyb said...

Harry, where are you when all the misogynist shit flies? That's more offensive then the innocent banter above, ya old fart.