There are certain truisms in life. Unless you are rich you pay taxes. Unless you are Larry King you eventually die. Unless you are Lindsay Lohan you go to jail when caught stealing for the 30th time. Paris Hilton has herpes. Kim Kardashian got paid for sex. Pamela Anderson likes to get naked for magazines. Apparently in an upcoming issue of Purple Magazine which replaced the now defunct Red and Blue Magazines who got into a wicked fight and ended up combining to make Purple. Or it could also be run by someone who is a huge Prince fan. In any event, Pamela decided that since she was in such great shape from running the NYC Marathon and had a new haircut on top and presumably down below decided to pose naked. Of course Pamela doesn't need much reason to get naked but at least she will always be able to document her life through nudes.