Monday, December 02, 2013

Pamela Anderson Gets Naked Again

There are certain truisms in life. Unless you are rich you pay taxes. Unless you are Larry King you eventually die. Unless you are Lindsay Lohan you go to jail when caught stealing for the 30th time. Paris Hilton has herpes. Kim Kardashian got paid for sex. Pamela Anderson likes to get naked for magazines. Apparently in an upcoming issue of Purple Magazine which replaced the now defunct Red and Blue Magazines who got into a wicked fight and ended up combining to make Purple. Or it could also be run by someone who is a huge Prince fan. In any event, Pamela decided that since she was in such great shape from running the NYC Marathon and had a new haircut on top and presumably down below decided to pose naked. Of course Pamela doesn't need much reason to get naked but at least she will always be able to document her life through nudes.

16 comments:

AnonyMouse said...

Jealous much, Bitter Hag Enty?

If she still has it, why not?

Cleodacat said...

I wonder how much airbrushing was guarenteed in the contract.

Rosemary Young said...

Does she really have Hep C?

fancyscreenname said...

A newly toned body and a fly haircut always make me wanna prance around nude.

Seven of Eleven said...

Well, they got the scabby smoking Lilo, crown of thorns Lilo, and wet t-shirt panty-less Gaga, so why the hell not?

Cleodacat said...

@Rosemary, she once claimed to have gotten it from a pedicure and later denied having it. Guessing were Tommy's slong has been, my guess is she has it and got it from him.

Harry Knuckles said...
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Count Jerkula said...

It has been 15 years since anyone cared to see Pam naked. Pass.

Renoblondee said...

I thought that was a funny Enty.

__-__=__ said...

She will always be young to someone! Go Pam!!

The Dude said...

Do we really need to see pictures of diseased private parts?

auntliddy said...

I guess she has bills to pay.

TalksTooMuch said...

I like Pamela Anderson, get nekkid if you want. Fer sure someone wants to see it

MadLyb said...

I'd be surprised if she didn't get naked. She got started with, "Playboy". She is obviously comfortable being au natural, and there's nothing wrong with that.

Anotheramy said...

Excuse me, you labeled the wrong person as Pamela Anderson, Pamela is older now and doesnt look like that. Oh... youre sure thats her?

Henriette said...

Please pay your California income taxes Pam or go back to Canada.