Wednesday, December 11, 2013

Random Photos Part One- With Reader Photos

Five parts today.

I think Janelle Monae might be telling Pink that her dress looks like every back splash in every episode of every show on HGTV.

Aubrey O'Day at another photoshoot where she takes off all her clothes.
Rachel Zoe actually looks pregnant.
Rita Ora was at some photoshoot and probably wonders why someone with no acting experience ever gets cast in Fifty Shades Of Grey.
Reader Photo #1
Reader Photo #2
Reader Photo #3
Reader Photo #4
Reader Photo #5

63 comments:

Renoblondee said...

Hello lovely readers!

Meanie Rhysie said...

Lovely readers!! :)

sandybrook said...

Yowza the first 6 readers! And the rest of y'all too but especially them. That's a real bad picture of Pink she looks cross-eyed to me. :(

FS said...

Well obviously everyone who reads this blog is just a fat miserable cat lady (isn't that what some hater said recently?).

Hi readers! Happy December. :)

Kristin said...

I think Rita has some acting under her belt. Let's not act like 50 shades is going to be A Thin Red Line.

JSierra said...

Does anyone else have a deep love for men on bikes? It just screams sexy to me.

I am so confused with the whole Rita playing Christian Grey sister. She looks very ethnic and exotic and he looks very white. Again, this film isn't exactly an Oscar contender but shit, at leacast siblings that somewhat look alike.

Jessi said...

I have a serious girl crush on janelle! Saw her in Nashville a few weeks ago. So awesome!

Anna Katherine Nonymous said...

Raising hand in response to the motorcycle question. There IS something about it JSierra. Also agree on the WTf? about the 50sog casting. Ora must give great head. That hair! Wish she'd go a tad more natural.

Jessi said...
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Anna Katherine Nonymous said...

and good looking readers, nice to see people's faces.

Kristin said...

@JSierra They're supposed to be adoptive brother and sister. I hate myself for knowing this.

TalksTooMuch said...

Lovely readers! Except you, Craig, let's go with rugged.

I can't decide about Janelle Monae, so far I've found her music to be completely overwhelmed by her style

The Dude said...

Aubrey needs to hang out with Tila Tequila

Eros said...

Very pretty photo reader #4. I was drawn to the artistic aesthetic of it. Very creative

PugsterMom said...

Beautiful readers! Who did Rita Whora sleep with to get that part?

Craig said...

Thanks @TTM. Rugged it is. Proud to say I've lived my life ( and still try to ) and so have a body that reflects that.

Considering I'm just shy of 50 and happy? Your backhanded insult washed off me with ease :)

Could be worse, I could be fat.

a said...

..I'd be curious to know the average reader age.

Eros said...

Yep all the siblings are adopted.

TalksTooMuch said...

Dude! That was not an insult! I would never insult a reader on Reader Photo Day! I just didn't think you would appreciate "lovely". Haven't you seen the Simpsons episode where Marge runs away with a rugged dude, the explanation was "handsome means you look at yourself. Rugged means they look at YOU".

Peace

Jason Blue Eyes said...

Hello fellow readers.

__-__=__ said...

Nice ride Craig! Speed is a helluva drug. Hello readers, great pics!

msgirl said...
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msgirl said...

Reader 4, what an excellent photograph in technical and emotional approach!

Meanie Rhysie said...

Fat isn't the worst thing a person can be...

Craig said...

Thanks Equation. Sadly motorcycles and Prosecco are the only vices I'm allowed these days ( but not together of course! Although if I'm at a race meet staying the weekend and Ducati hospitality are on site then the two have been known to safely mix ;) )

Either could still kill me but you'd hear no complaint from me ;)

Two more bike purchases ( I have 4 ) are in the offing, I might be a trifle obsessed.

Craig said...

@TTM. I barely watch any TV in the UK. I rarely see any US shows other than a few I download from the net ( just watched Sons of Anarchy finale and can't for the life of me understand why I stuck with that pile of detritus to the bitter end )so I'm not very au fait with particular Simpsons episodes.

To be honest I watch hardly anything which explains why I never know who any of the people featured in the blinds are. I'm not even sure what is the morbid fascination bringing me around here. I'll be back to normal once the racing season gets underway with testing in January.

Motorcycle racing, I watch that. I can give you ALL the gossip from the paddock. And then perhaps you'd know how confused I am in the realms of TV land ;)

TalksTooMuch said...

Just gonna leave me hanging, huh? Good enough. Don't get it twisted, I still think you're an ass, I just wouldn't ever pick on a reader's appearance. That's what the celebs are for.

Seven of Eleven said...

Hi, good looking readers! (And tardy hi to goes in circles and ReacherB!)

Rachel Zoe's guy looks like a younger Russell Crowe.

TalksTooMuch said...

And now I'M the ass! Dang! Just going to stop commenting on this thread altogether!Everyone have a great day!

Meanie Rhysie said...

No, dearie, you are NOT the ass!!!!!

I guess I was just too subtle, so I'll drop that...

You, Craig, are an asshole! wtf...come at TTM like that?

TalksTooMuch said...

Okay, I lied. Meanie, he was just defending himself, he thought I was picking at him. Plus, he couldn't have been coming at me anyway, I'm clearly chubby, not fat

Kristin said...

@TTM You can have the park bench now if you want some "me time." I'll scoot over for ya.

TalksTooMuch said...

Hold my baby?

Craig said...

sigh: Re: the fat comment.

I meant me, I could be fat. That's about the worst thing that could happen for someone who rides sports bikes. Besides the fact that you have to kill a couple of cows or a horde of kangaroos just to get a leather suit you just can't ride a sport bike when large.
At that point you become a Harley rider and there is NOTHING worse than that fate.

I thought that my commentary made it clear I had been talking about myself at 50 and I stand by the statement that life could be a lot worse for me if I was fat. I refuse to ride a Hog.

Meanie Rhysie said...

Find your own car to sex it up, though!!

Jessi said...

Urban Dictionary definition:
1. rugged
the appearance of a boy, usually in his teens, that includes a bit of scruff, buff and a lot of sexy. A rugged boy is the kind you would want to be alone in the wilderness with, for more than one reason.

So... hopefully you can now see what TTM was referring to with her use of this word.

Kristin said...

I'll never let go!

Craig said...

@Jessi. I knew what TTM meant by rugged although I took it as she was just too polite to write fugly, which I would have also been ok with.

I didn't think my reply read so seriously for anyone to think I genuinely took offence. I'm too old for that shit :)

I did put a smiley in there somewhere. I thought that was indication of intent? I'm not down with the kids :(

Sugar said...

How did you even know that was Craig, TTM? That is what is puzzling me so much. How did you know. . . . .

TalksTooMuch said...

That's okay, Kristin, you seem nice and I gotta bunch.

TalksTooMuch said...

Sugar, I looked at his profile one time when he was screaming on about wrestling being beneath discussion and blah blah blah

Craig said...

I made one comment about wrestling being not very worthy as entertainment. Branded for life as an ass because of that?

Sugar said...

Ahhh. It's the same picture! I shall put away my monocle, overcoat and fedora now because this case is solved!

I thought you were some kind of psychic or something.

Craig said...

Different picture. Same day, same bike. I could have used other pictures without the bike or with a different bike. I just wanted to show the bike tbh ;)

Jessi said...

Naw, all's good with me Craig. I just didn't want nasty comments to continue to fly through the readers picture posts. I hate it when people fight. : )

And everyone, as always, is so lovely in their pics!

Sugar said...

That bike is rugged!!! I would shit in my pants if I rode on that. ;-)

S.joy said...

LOVE Janelle Monarch and Pink! Makes me happy to see a pic of them together :-)

Hello lovely readers!!! Sad that there was a misunderstanding upthread.. hope everyone is cool now. TTM is an awesome and kind commenter and Craig sent in a great pic :-)

S.joy said...

Grrrrrrr Janelle MONAE. Ever since my galaxy updated my autocorrect has been such a nuisance!

Craig said...

@Sugar. I still do http://youtu.be/ZnMdRqgN878

Oh and I also love Janelle Monae and own all her work. So I know something about someone on this site yay! ;)

Runswithscissors said...

I get what you are saying TTM, no one would call a man beautiful, that's why you use rugged to refer to Craig's photo. Considering he maintains himself well, owns 4 bikes, I think he is very sensitive about his looks (shallow, might I say), that's why he ignored the commas in your sentence and took it as a personal dig at him.

Runswithscissors said...

Having said that, dude: you look sexy!!! There is definitely something about a good looking guy in a tight suit, helmet wearing, sports bike. Mm mmh mmh

Craig said...

seems that no amount of explanation will fix this. Ah well. Much love to you people :)

Sugar said...

Craig, I watched all 3:49 minutes of that waiting for someone to embarrassingly poop their pants but no one even came close. sad face. I feel bamboozled.

Sugar said...

Love you, Craig! (but not love love you. Please keep coming and commenting!

tennis peach said...

How do I leave a reader pic?

Craig said...
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Craig said...

Aww sorry Sugar, i just thought you might enjoy the noise. It's a bit boring for none bike people. Sadly i don't have anything scatalogical to offer you. That's just not my ( colostomy?) bag man ;)

@ runswith. It's not the first time I've been told I'm sexy when with the bike or in a photo like that but trust me, i'm not even remotely confused about things. It has nothing to do with the balding old geezer in the picture and everything to do with a tight leather suit and a $70,000 motorcycle. These things can fool many a lady into thinking she
's seen something sexy, if only for a short while ;)

Trust me ( and at the huge risk of making more of a fool of myself ) when you get it up close? Sexy is not the term you are looking for. I know every dog has it's day but my dog days are long gone.

bald, chubby but still happy

Craig said...

@tennis send it to entlawyer90210@yahoo.com

TalksTooMuch said...

You all know what I think, I think EVERYONE should comment! And lots! And then some more!

Dang, much tougher crowd during the week

JSierra said...

Ay yi yi you guys are silly.

Kristin & eros ahh that makes sense, hopefully they will at least get rid of her horrible hair.

Wtf since when are teens rugged? Rugged is sexy manly outdoorsy bearded bike riding and sometimes slightly lumberjackesque. Now all I can picture is bieber with his pubey ladystache.

Laura said...

I REALLY like your wallpaper Craig. I have a wall that is begging for it!

Craig said...

Aww thanks Laura. I really liked it too, just for one feature wall ( girlfriend thought it was hideous! ). Sadly as can be seen in the picture it started to shrink along the joins and I could not replace it for love nor money. So now I have some bland, beige, horizontal bands. Which are ok, but not as cool as the previous.

Zeeky_Boogy_Doog said...

Re: Your wallpaper photo, Craig, I like how it matches your outfit colorwise, and is opposite in style (biker vs. flowers.)