Tuesday, December 31, 2013

Random Photos Part Seven

Dear (I don't know your name but I'm sure you are a lovely person who is now having sex with Jonah Hill and probably thinks it will last forever),

If you are going to be dating Jonah there will be paps which means photos so I encourage you to think about buying a larger size of pants.

Sincerely, your friend and future blind item confidante

Enty.

Speaking of pants here is Julianne Hough in hers.
Jenny McCarthy and
Ryan Seacrest mirror each other.
Kathy Griffin shows off her New Year's Eve wardrobe which caused Anderson Cooper to giggle for an hour.
Kimora Simmons and her new dude. He is Russian. He probably thinks she likes him.
Eddie Cibrian and his kids take a trip with his wife.
Miley Cyrus twerks with her dog. Remarkably it is legal in every state.
Naomie Harris shows off her boyfriend.

15 comments:

Feedly said...

Miley is so pretty when she's not doing obnoxious things with her face.

TalksTooMuch said...

ohhhh, that's for the count! Aww, enty is a Jerkufella!

Yay for ginges with freckles!

__-__=__ said...

Oh no! Toe!! Who doesn't know to check the mirror before going out in tights?!???!! Dumbass! Enty, you are too kind.

I think I would like to try a Russian boyfriend. Putin has done Russia all kinds of favors! I'll start looking tonight. Bwahahahha!!

urban chaos said...

Is it my imagination or did Julianne just come from a work out? If so, I hope her sweaty self isn't trying on anything while shopping..

Ascari789 said...

Naomie Harris' legs look painfully thin.

Blonde Galore said...

That'a a very prominent camel toe on Jonah Hill's gf. Any women who wear tights in public should be arrested for indecent exposure of the labia.

CDAN Reader said...

Naomie is probably working overtime trying to convince her bf that she never banged Idris during that Mandela movie. Yeah, RIGHT! Girlfriend has been all googly-eyed at every press event they’ve done together. Totally dickmatized. Get it, girl!

Ella Bee said...

Ummmm is Seacrest pulling a Hamm here?

Mama Bear said...

I'm not sure if that's Kathy Griffin or Carrot Top.

B. Profane said...

"Who doesn't know to check the mirror before going out in tights?!???!!"

Me. I played a heroic prince in a play in college, costumed in just tights and a peasant shirt. Under stage lights it was fine, but in full daylight--the play was performed outside--you could see exactly what I was packing and that I was circumsized.

I was onstage for, like, 60 minutes in that costume.

Hammer_Girl said...

Holy crap it just occurred to me Naomi Harris was in Ninja Assassin. Yes, I am letting my dork side show.

NaughtyNurse said...

Wow! Kimora's new boyfriend looks exactly like my old college boyfriend! I'm her boyfriend isn't a Polish school teacher.

The Actress said...

Nah ... he probably wishes ... I think it's the light catching a crease in his pants

The Actress said...

There just isn't anything right about Jonah's girlfriend's look - hair is blah; top is awful; pants are too tight; and shoes are old and scruffy ... poor thing. Still, at least she looks better than him (meow).

Julianne Hough is morphing into Chelsea Handler.

Kimora could never be accused of having a 'type' ...

Miley has a very loooooooooooooong nose!

Zeeky_Boogy_Doog said...

Are those pants, or did she use some of that spray-on water sealant they sell on late-night TV?